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Pokémon System: My Starter is a God

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Isekai’d into the Pokémon world with a glitchy system, Alex ’s starter was a ​​Caterpie​​. Alex: “What’s a Caterpie supposed to do? Evolve into ​​*Rayquaza​​* or something?” ​​[Ding! System Quest: Defeat Primal Groudon & Kyogre with a Caterpie-"evolved" Rayquaza. Reward: Unlock "Rayquaza Evolution Path".]​​ Alex: “… ​​Arceus​​ help me.” Thus began his descent into madness: — An ​​Azumarill​​ that crushed ​​Dialga​​ with a ​​Play Rough​​ smirk. — A ​​Charizard​​ channeling the ​​Flame Plate​​ like ​​Hoopa’s​​ personal BBQ chef. — A ​​Tyranitar​​ out-sanding ​​*Primal Groudon’s Desolate Land​​ with sheer stubbornness. Even Alex developed… quirks. The system’s corruption spread: ​​Reshiram​​: “Why does this human radiate ideals brighter than me?!” ​​Zacian​​: “If a Trainer can one-shot Eternatus with a dull kitchen knife, what’s the point of a Sacred Sword?!” ​​Hoopa​​: “Every Legendary I summon joins his harem! Dude’s a freakin’ Pokémon Siren!” And the “enchantment” wasn’t limited to Pokémon
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