All-World Alliance Guild

Finally caught the Author lacking. Honestly, this book has been posted twice on WN, but got deleted. Here's to hoping they wouldn't give up again. Note. This book is posted here so it would reach other people, this is just a parody account for that. The OG Author is posting it on another site. Might also contain some cringe elements, so warning beforehand. You'll notice some bizarre chapter names after certain chapters, those are not the original names, I just put them up there Inspired by the original ALWA Synopsis. Reincarnation is a scam. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise. At the very least, my reincarnation was a scam. Never trust godlike ROB who kill you and say it's a mistake. Bullshit. Has to be one of the most craziest things the current me would hear. Why so? I fell into the trap of a so-called Random Omnipotent Being. But as if that wasn't enough, stack a little bit of my misfortune on top of that and: [Ding!] [Knock! Knock!] [The All-World Alliance Guild hears you have a nice complex hax ability and world-building there that is not under its possession.] [So be kind and hand over yourself to us so you can do yourself a favor so as not to get devoured by other Calamity Archetypes.] Ah. Right. Did I forget to mention I'm also being chased by three Calamity Archetypes who are trying to devour me...? [A certain villian: Weakest Undefeated? Gah! He's practically impossible to defeat!] [A certain future member: (Kneels down while praying) In vampire mommy I trust.] [A certain simp: Thunder Queen, I beseech you, step on me.] . Meanwhile, on the private chat: [Divine Ancestress: Laurel, my dear~] [Thunder Queen: Darling~] So.. how did this all begin, you may ask. Well, it all started like this......