Destiny's a Joke, and So Am I

**Global lord: Rise of the lords** What could possibly go wrong when 7 billion people get isekai’d at once? Meet Arthur—your everyday, forgettable college student from a forgettable city in the oh-so-average year of 2025. Ignored by teachers, invisible to classmates, and happiest when lost in the pages of fantasy novels or binging anime, Arthur had only one wish: to live a life of adventure. And the universe answered. One day, a mysterious prompt pops into his mind—and before he can say "isekai," Arthur finds himself in a magical world brimming with monsters, magic, and mayhem! Oh, and he’s not alone. Every single human on Earth—yes, all 7 billion—has been thrown into this new realm. Talk about crowded! While others flaunt their flashy Epic, Rare, Platinum, or Diamond-ranked talents like trading cards, Arthur is gifted with a Legendary Talent—Luck. Sounds underwhelming? Think again. From dodging certain death to summoning soldiers and finding treasure chests in the weirdest places, Arthur’s talent lets him bend the rules of fate itself. Armed with his cheat-like power, an ever-growing army, and an uncanny ability to stumble into both danger and opportunity, Arthur sets out to build a kingdom, conquer enemies, and maybe—just maybe—figure out how to walk without tripping over his own cape. Join Arthur on a journey packed with action, war, kingdom-building, system prompts, and just the right dash of chaos. Will he rise as a legend, or become monster food by Chapter 3? If you enjoy thrilling battles, clever MCs, and a world full of lords, armies, and unexpected twists—drop a comment, vote with your power stones, and support your ever-sleep-deprived author! (Seriously. I sacrificed sleep for this. Show me some love.)

⸻ In one moment, he was walking down the street with his little sister— In the next, he had traveled to the world of One Piece, carrying a system that could extract, record, and fuse genes to cultivate powerful lifeforms. Thus began a leisurely and carefree life in the most chaotic world imaginable. When bored, he’d snatch a bit of heavenly tribute meant for the Celestial Dragons. When curious, he’d raise a few cute kittens and bunnies just for fun. When restless, he’d wander through the territories of the most fearsome powers in the New World. Life is beautiful—so why bother taking anything seriously? ⸻

Thirty Years East, Thirty Years West. Don’t you bully the young and poor! Split open the sky! Go against Heaven! Sick and tired of that kind of cultivation quote and troupe? The never-ending long grind that seemed to have one world after another once you supposedly reached the false apexes? Well, it’s time to broaden your horizons! You shall now be blessed with the perspective of someone who’s at the top of the top: Ye Ming. Someone who had foolishly decided to experience mortal life before realizing how crap it was. It was time to return to his real life. “I wasn’t born with a diamond spoon, but born with the endgame life.” Ye Ming laughed sinisterly. He was the sole Young Master of a family who dominated everything already. Trash cultivation? Trash spiritual roots? Trash background? Sorry, but that ain’t Ye Ming! However, he does have one great and relatable trait: procrastination.

"Shit, is this really how I turn out?!" In the time of war he was known as the Body Flicker, Forbidden Magic Maker, Golden Blur, and the versatile mage. Arthur Vaelthorne. He had so many titles that it was unsurprising that the empire was the side that won the war, all because he had participated in it. A man that had the potential to become the strongest, rivaling the old powers, and the talent to back it up... Only ended up as a hidden boss in a popular game, meeting his end at the hands at one of his own students. A powerful hidden boss, unfortunately he had the fate of any other boss: Beaten by the protagonist. Now, with a second chance and the memories of one of the game's top players, he has a chance to rewrite his fate. ___________________________ Cover made by a friend of mine: PagE_Picker If you like this one, you will definitely like his novel: I Will Create A Good Ending For The Yandere Villainess

Lin Yuan is in his third year of high school. His life is normal albeit lonely, until one day he gets a new tutor for English, and his frozen time starts to shift. Note: single female lead, older fml/younger ml 1 Chapter released every day, between 1500-2500 words each. Extra chapter released for every 10 reviews.

Claire was done; she was tired, hungry, pent up, filled to the brim with rage and frustration, but worst of all... she was lonely and tired of being alone. Can a single trip through the wrong door fix that?

Xia Chen wakes up to find himself logged into a mysterious game from his past life, starting as the legitimate son of the Marquis of Zhen Dong. What? I have a younger brother named Xia Hao, who seems to possess a mysterious bone within his body? It looks just like the legendary Supreme Bone! And I was born with double pupils! Whose script am I holding? …… What amazed him even more was that he had become the fiancé of the biggest boss in the [Great Unification] version—the [Empress] . Is this the start of becoming a royal consort and living off my wife’s power? At this moment, the game was still in the reign of Emperor Wen. No other players had logged into this world yet. The Empress was still a princess, and she had not yet emerged victorious in the coup.