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Reborn in Konoha before the Third Shinobi World War, Ren awakens a strange system. The Ninja World Galgame System. But instead of dating girls… He has to build relationships with his ninjutsu. Talk to them. Give them gifts. Raise their affection. Confess during emotional story events. Only then will they evolve into powerful techniques. Soon, Ren’s ninjutsu begin breaking the rules of the ninja world. A Great Fireball that rivals elite jutsu. A Substitution Technique that looks like teleportation. And abilities that grow stronger the more he “cares” about them. When people question him, Ren only shrugs. “Have you tried treating your ninjutsu better?” The ninja world thinks he’s insane. But Ren knows the truth. In this world… ninjutsu have feelings too. ----------------------------------------------- Visit our Patreon for more: patreon.com/Samurai492

Tao Hua's life is fucking miserable, and that misery somehow earns him the title of "Village Disgrace." In order to cope with the awful treatment, he often retreats into words untold, dictated by the flip of a page. These worlds leave him with the dream of escaping this piece of shit town. To his utter dismay, his wish comes true, but not in the way all those fairytales promised. His saviour is a man he becomes enthralled with and whom he names “Lord No-Name.” This male lead is a touchy man with many faces. And for lack of a better word, Tao Hua can’t decide if he’s either the story’s love interest or villain. But the two share a common sentiment. This prince, alike Tao Hua, is also fucking miserable. But arguably worse! And instead of coping like a normal fucking person, he does the opposite. He doesn't escape. He doesn't cope. He just tries to fight against the already fated truth of his demise. 0/10, worst prince ever written. Misery aside, this fateful encounter will force Tao Hua to make a choice, leaving him with only one question: "What was one mean-spirited beast to a town of people who despise a beauty's entire existence?" ──── ୨୧ ──── Beauty and the Thief is a slow-burn, stop to smell the roses, type of novel. That being said, the roses are beautiful, and upon closer observation they’re less floral than once thought. It follows the POV of Tao Hua, as he tries to navigate his new life in a place that actually values him, and the prince of this story’s mood swings. ──── ୨୧ ──── !!!!Disclaimer!!!! EXTREMELY SLOW PACED! Character driven, before plot! This story borrows the premise of Beauty and the Beast, by Jeanne-Marie Le Prince de Beaumont, relying heavily on the trope while also twisting it to smithereens. The beast element is exchanged for a power dynamic, and the curse differs from the original story. The narration borders on sarcastic and self-aware, while also targeting deeper topics. It often breaks the fourth wall as a stylistic choice. A lot of the work will be edited over time, but the bones will remain the same. ──── ୨୧ ──── There are occasional illustrations littered throughout the novel drawn by me (slowly commissioning to get others done), usually found in the comments! !!CREDIT!! Cover Art by @Sayoto (VGen) Illustrations by me (@meowssey) and zaza (@zazhah) (Both commissioned artists are amazing to work with and I highly recommend their work!)

Konoha, Year 41. The Second Great Ninja War has only just ended, yet peace is nowhere to be found. Reborn as the Third Hokage, Sarutobi Hiruzen must guide a fractured village through internal strife and external threats, armed with a mysterious system that measures authority, diplomacy, military strength, economy, and education. From reclaiming Orochimaru to uniting rival clans, from political reform to technological advancement, this is the story of a Hokage who refuses to let Konoha decline. Konoha will not stagnate. It will accelerate. .... This is a translation of a Chinese Novel, with minor changes in some parts of the original story.

Get ready for a wild ride of humour, contrasts, and laid-back entertainment like you've never seen before! Xplendi Entertainment, a company that barely made it past its early years, went from the brink of bankruptcy to becoming a powerhouse in the entertainment industry. It boasts a star-studded lineup of top-tier streamers, a constellation of original music stars, and more award-winning actors and actresses than you can count. As the mastermind behind it all, Yang RuoQian naturally becomes the enigmatic kingpin behind the scenes of this showbiz extravaganza. "Mr. Yang, can you share your secret to success?" Yang Ruoqian, rubbing his temples, responds, "Is it possible that I never even thought they could become famous...?" "I initially just wanted to chillax and loss some money, you know."

In a world where gods fly, monsters laugh, and time itself can be broken, one boy is born already out of place. Kairo Fugate Wakati is the grandson of Dr. Elias Wakati, a brilliant physicist who studies time from a secluded mansion in Cranson Estates near Gotham. Unknown to the world, Kairo is also the son of Temple Fugate—the Clock King—and the reincarnation of a soul from another reality. From infancy, Kairo is different. Too quiet. Too observant. Too aware. Time seems to hesitate around him. Accidents bend in his favor. Seconds stretch when danger strikes. As he grows, Kairo must navigate a world filled with heroes and villains while hiding the truth about his abilities. Trained in swordsmanship by the British vigilante Squire and guarded by secrets that could fracture reality, he walks a fragile line between destiny and disaster. When he finally faces his father and inherits a golden blade forged from the concept of inevitability itself, Kairo must decide: Will he control time… Or will time control him? DC: Time Out of Joint is a slow-burn coming-of-age story about legacy, responsibility, love, and the terrifying cost of rewriting fate.

A monster is eating people! A monster with tentacles! Run!"... Karl gazes into the distance: "I think this evil god still retains some charm~"... Diary, Continental Calendar Year 97, May 15th, The evil god's taste is quite good {This story major focus to smut , harem}if you read 18 + only Read Extra Chapter Visit My Patreon I have only 1 tier 19$ Tier – Access to 40 advance chapters patreon.com/Lempil patreon.com/Lempil

A young man finally managed to become an immortal, a powerful cultivator able to lord over millions of souls. He took advantage of his tremendous luck and fortune to become the youngest immortal in history. He now wants to create his own sect and enjoy life, one filled with female disciples! © 2025 Kirbyisgreen, All Rights Reserved. Join my discord for updates and to discuss the novel: https://discord.gg/dY5UApw Support the novel on patreon and get early access to chapters: https://www.patreon.com/kigreenwriting

This story revolves around a boy named Om, who finds nothing but sorrow in his life. One day, overwhelmed by his suffering, Om attempts to end his life. However, due to an accident, he gains some superpowers. With these newfound abilities, Om sets out to transform his life of misery. How will he succeed in changing his fate?

Middle-aged economic analyst Alfred Hatfield was a nobody at Langley until a transmigrated soul and the Ghost Protocol Intelligence System turned him into the CIA’s most dangerous "Irregular Asset." Instead of flashy HUDs, Alfred navigates the world through intuitive nudges and a cold Operational Readiness Matrix that tracks his survival odds in real-time. Dropped into the pre-Season 1 Jack Ryan timeline, Alfred must use his meta-knowledge to intercept high-value targets like Suleiman before the first bomb drops. Currently stationed in Caracas, he's hunting a professional assassin named Schenkel, armed only with a borrowed camera and a system that pulses whenever he nears a "Dead Drop" containing fragmented original protocols. He has forty-eight hours to save a Senator, or the timeline collapses into a grieving mess he can't fix.

[Villainous Pure Love (low villain elements)] + [Single Heroine] + [Urban Slice of Life] + [Sugar-filled Romance] + [Strong x Strong] + [Pseudo-Mastermind] + [Pseudo-Ensemble] Jiang Junyi was reborn and lived peacefully for twenty years as the proud heir of a top-tier wealthy family. Life was smooth—until a broken engagement scandal landed on his doorstep. His fiancée? A girl he had never even met. Her family? Ruined. Her body? Disabled. Her eyes? Blind. Everyone expected him to cancel the marriage. But Jiang Junyi made his choice: he would not back down! That decision awakened the Villain Pure Love System, and with it came a shocking truth—this wasn’t just a modern world. It was an outrageous mash-up setting where Dragon Kings, miracle doctors, soldier kings, and war gods all walked the streets. His family was the prize every so-called “Child of Destiny” dreamed of seizing. And his blind fiancée… was at the center of it all. Read Extra Chapter Visit My Patreon I have only 1 tier 19$ Tier – Access to 40 advance chapters patreon.com/Lempil patreon.com/Lempil