"Haaa..." Sighed a certain woman with a petite figure that was enveloped in a soft green glow, as she entered her villa in the darkness of the night.
Yet again, Tatsumaki had to deal with the idiots telling her to kill the pokemon that had been sent to her through the Chatroom. And this despite the fact that they were, admittedly, growing stronger by the day the more they fought the monsters that were attacking people.
Of course this was a part of the reason why the Hero Association wanted her to destroy them, aside from public opinion, as they worried about them going berserk once they got strong enough. This despite the fact that Tatsumaki had them help evacuate people to safety during monster attacks, heal people who had been injured, and even fighting the very same monsters that were trying to kill people.
Yet the verdict of the Hero Association remained the same, monsters were monsters.
"Maybe I should just send them back and be done with them..." Tatsumaki muttered to herself in contemplation.
"Aweee... Then you'll hurt Cynthia and Nemona's feelings."
"!!!"
Tatsumaki spun about as she prepared to fight whoever was dumb enough to enter her home uninvited, and was greeted by a sight that left her sputtering as her face turned red.
"W-w-w what are YOU doing here?!" Tatsumaki demanded as she forced herself to maintain eye contact with the intruder, and not look down at his exposed penis.
"Can't I come say hi to my cute little tsundere esper?" The man asked while flashing a cocky smile, one that made even Tatsumaki's heart beat as she tried to wrap her head around Alexander D. Morningstar being in her living room. NAKED at that.
"Humph! Who's 'your' tsundere?!" She snapped while looking away pointedly, which also helped for her not to look at Alex's exposed penis. It was completely flaccid, but much more menacing in person than it had seemed through the Chatroom. And THAT had made it look menacing enough!
"Oh? And here I thought we had an understanding, Tatsumaki." Alex said, suddenly appearing behind her as he did so to wrap her in his arms from behind. Effectively trapping her.
"YOU-?!"
Filled with a mixture of indignation, rage and embarrassment, Tatsumaki marshalled the full force of her psychic abilities to try and send Alex flying away, with absolutely no regard for her house at the same time.
However, Alex appeared as if he hadn't even felt anything as he just tightened his hold on her, though not to the point of it hurting.
The next thing she knew, Tatsumaki found herself facing Alex while one of his hands came to rest on her butt, and the other on the small on her back so that she was being held completely flush with his upper body.
"!!!"
She then froze as Alex kissed her, starting out tame before becoming notably more aggressive despite it being her first ever kiss. After all, Tatsumaki had no time for such frivolous things as 'relationships' in her life.
Helpless in his arms, Tatsumaki could only endure as Alex continued kissing her until she realized something incredulous. She was kissing him back!
When Alex finally broke off the kiss she was left stunned at the situation, even as a trail of saliva connected their mouths. And when her mind was finally able to process what had just happened...
*Pa!*
"Idiot!"
*Pa!*
"Dummy!"
*Pa!*
"BAKA!"
Over and over again, Tatsumaki hit Alex's chest with her fists while calling him all sorts of names, which he just stood there and took with a look of amusement on his face.
She was so preoccupied with calling him names and hitting him, that Tatsumaki didn't even realize when Alex had transported the two of them to her bedroom, at least not until he tossed her back onto her king sized bed. Nor had she noticed when she had been relieved of her dress, leaving her completely naked now as well.
Not only that, but she also saw that Alex's previously flaccid penis had become completely erect at some point as well, making it look even more menacing than it had before.
"Humph!" She snorted with a false pretense of bravado, before reaching down and spreading her vaginal lips open for Alex to see.
"If this isn't the most amazing experience of my life, then expect yours to be forfeit!" Tatsumaki declared haughtily, despite the fact that she was still technically a virgin.
However she did still possess a small collection of toys for when she was in need of stress relief. And with her powers controlling them, they easily outperformed anything that any girl might find on the market.
Unfortunately for Tatsumaki, toys were nothing compared to the real thing, and neither compared to Alex.
Alex stalked towards Tatsumaki like a predator stalking their prey, first placing his hands upon her dainty little feet.
"!!!"
Tatsumaki tensed as Alex gently handled her feet, which were sensitive since she rarely ever walked due to using her psychic power to float everywhere. But, with him maintaining strict eye contact with her, she too dared not to look away as his fingers danced over her sensitive skin.
Alex used his thumbs to massage the soles of her feet for a moment, before his fingers began to slowly and sensually trace their way up both of her ankles, and then her calves.
Even though he hadn't come close to anywhere truly stimulating yet, Tatsumaki felt goosebumps crawl along her skin until his hands reached her knees. And once there, Alex gripped her tighter as he lifted her legs while spreading them slightly to give himself an unobstructed view of not just her proffered vulva, but also her tiny little rectum.
Naturally, Alex intended to ravage both to his heart's content.
Then, before Tatsumaki could register that she was even more exposed than she had been a moment before, Alex practically dove as he planted his lips onto hers. Though not her upper ones.
"Ah-!"
Tatsumaki groaned as she felt Alex kiss her vulva, making him the first person to touch it aside from herself, before he began to run his hot and slippery tongue over every single inch of her exposed flesh.
Impossibly, Tatsumaki felt as if she was going to cum after what felt like only a few seconds of Alex going down on her pussy. And then she actually did as he peeled back the hood on her clit, and gently licked the little bean.
"!!!"
"AAAAAAAHNNNNNGGG!"
Tatsumaki cried as she experienced her first orgasm of the night, which was also easily the most intense one she ever experienced period. And Alex had just barely started.
Though she wanted to accuse him of using one of his powers to make her cum so quickly, Tatsumaki was unable to as Alex probed the interior of her vaginal folds for the first time with his tongue.
"Ah!"
"No..."
"There-!"
Cute whimpering moans that no one would have expected to come from her escaped Tatsumaki's mouth as Alex worked her pussy, his tongue delving deeper and deeper into her with each passing second. And that was even before he started vibrating his tongue to stimulate her further.
"HYAAAAAA!"
Tatsumaki cried out as she was made to cum for the second time within moments of the first, and still Alex continued to work her without pause.
Tatsumaki quickly lost track of time as Alex continued servicing her with his mouth, making her cum over, and over, and over again without pause.
Then she was left gasping for air when he switched targets to her butthole.
The sensation of his tongue exploring her wrinkled anus, and delving into her bowels felt so wrong to Tatsumaki, yet also so right as she came yet again minutes later.
Never before had Tatsumaki felt so utterly helpless as Alex made her experience sensations that her toys could never compare to. It was like her body was an instrument, and Alex the maestro using her to perform a concerto.
Tatsumaki could only go along for the ride as Alex toyed with her holes, probing, sucking and licking her in every single place that was guaranteed to make her cum. Even when he apparently split his tongues to bury them into BOTH of her holes at once, Tatsumaki could only grind her butt further into his face as he teased orgasm after orgasm out of her.
And then, after what felt like an eternity of endless pleasure, there was nothing.
"Eh?" Tatsumaki muttered in confusion as she looked up, wondering what Alex was doing as he towered over her.
"Mmph!" She groaned as he suddenly dived down and sealed her lips with his own, prompting a tongue war between the two of them that tasted of her juices.
"The real thing begins now, Tatsumaki." Alex whispered once their lips separated, confusing her until he glanced downwards and she followed his gaze.
"!!!"
Tatsumaki's eyes went wide as she beheld TWO towering cocks that were pointing aggressively at her virgin holes. And it was only at that moment, somewhere in the back of her mind, that Tatsumaki recalled that everything up until now was only PREPARATION for the real thing, and they hadn't even truly started yet!
"Anything you have experienced before now..." Alex began as he gently held Tatsumaki by her hips.
"Any toys, men, or even monsters..." He continued while angling his hips so that the tips of his cocks were prodding Tatsumaki's tight virgin cunt and asshole.
"None of it will compare to what you will experience tonight."
Finally, Alex punctuated his final statement by thrusting his hips forward and plunging both of his cocks into Tatsumaki at the same exact time.
...
Time passed in a haze for Tatsumaki, as she and Alex fucked rigerously without pause.
First Alex took her in missionary position on her back, plowing her into her bed relentlessly for what felt like an eternity as she came over and over again. Then, after he flooded both her womb and bowels with his semen, Tatsumaki found herself being flipped over so that she was on her hands and knees as Alex took her from behind.
After that she found herself on top of him this time, straddling Alex's lap as she bounced and rocked her hips atop his until his came inside her for the third time.
Over and over and over again Alex and Tatsumaki fucked, neither pausing to take a rest as they tried every position imaginable, and even some that Tatsumaki would have never conceived of. And each time Alex filled her with more of his cum, they would change positions and start over.
Neither even tried to stop to rest, eat or drink, as Tatsumaki's body was being nourished by the copious amount of semen being regularly pumped into her.
They only stopped when Alex stopped moving, taking mercy on Tatsumaki as she rolled off of him onto her back.
"How's that for 'stress relief'?" Alex asked with a smirk.
"Bakaaa..." She replied tiredly, but contently. It felt as if tensions that had been present in her body all her life had been removed during their fuck-fest, and Tatsumaki couldn't think of any other time when she felt as relaxed as she did now.
A glance at the clock beside her bed told her that three days, seven hours and 38 minutes had passed since they began. But a glance through her window showed it was still the same night that they had started.
Tatsumaki knew about Alex's ability to manipulate the flow of time, but it was still strange to experience it for herself firsthand.
"Go ahead and sleep. I'll still be here when you wake up." Alex told her while putting his hand on her head softly. And while Tatsumaki wanted to make some kind of retort, she was unable to as her mind immediately drifted to sleep.
Alex took a moment to admire Tatsumaki's sleeping face, which looked so serene compared to her usual expressions when she was awake, before he crawled out of the bed.
"Alright, let's get to work~!" Alex stated as he glanced around the room, waving his hand so that everything they had disturbed during their fucking was instantly restored, while Tatsumaki herself was cleaned from head to toe, and covered by her blankets as she continued to sleep.
After making sure Tatsumaki and her room were ok, Alex silently stepped outside of it before calling out to the shadows.
"Karliah."
With his voice piercing into the void, the female dark elf in question immediately appeared from the shadows as she knelt before him in subservience.
"I trust you were successful."
"Of course, my Lord." Karliah answered him, while producing a memory stick from one of her many pockets.
"Excellent." Alex said as he accepted the memory stick, his mind flashing through all of the information stored on it within seconds of him touching it. A perk of being a god of knowledge.
"Hm..." Alex hummed in contemplation of the info, the entirety of the database of the Heroes Association.
Typically, Alex had a general mistrust and disdain for anyone referring to themselves as a hero, and for good reason.
Back in the DXD world, the Hero Faction had formed in response to the alliance between Devils, Angels and Fallen Angels forming. According to Cao Cao, what else were the 'weak' humans supposed to do when 'monsters' started teaming up in such a way?
Normally Alex would agree with him, but the actions that the Hero Faction took after forming were the exact opposite of a group of 'weak humans' looking to defend themselves, or give them a voice, against the powerful 'monsters'. Instead, it would be more accurate to say they were terrorists trying to start a war with not only the three factions, but also any faction that was not humans.
Then they encountered Kouki in Tortus, the wannabe hero that was given his long-desired status by the false god, Ehito.
Kouki was as naive and hypocritical as they come, believing exclusively in his own personal brand of 'justice' and more than willing to force it upon anyone and everyone around him, even at the expense of their lives. Then if anyone ever went against what he considered 'justice', then he would rationalize that they were 'monsters' that needed to be destroyed, despite his own aversion to killing 'people'.
Not only did his actions, or lack thereof, almost directly lead to the deaths of his supposed beloved comrades, numerous times, but he also considered both Alex and Hajime his enemies because the two of them had been willing to do what needed to be done to protect them. Then he even tried to kill Alex afterwards because of his own unwillingness to compromise, only to become a splendid magical girl afterwards.
Compared to the two aforementioned heroes though, Alex actually had a fair amount of respect for the heroes like Tatsumaki in this world.
The world of One-Punch Man was constantly under assault from threats such as powerful monsters, and natural disasters. And so, the heroes belonging to the Hero Association were almost all people that had gifts of some kind that decided to stand up and protect the people from being killed or worse by the numerous threats they faced.
There were exceptions though,and Alex already knew beforehand that the Association itself would be corrupt due to how horribly certain situations had been handled throughout the anime. What he saw in the intelligence Karliah gathered though made him shake his head in disappointment.
There was some of the usual corporate corruption going on of course, such as executives embezzling funds for their own dubious uses. But Alex also saw several things he hadn't known about, such as some executives organizing betting between heroes and monsters to make the Association even more cash, also rigging the matches at that locking up numerous monsters for research, experimentation and even selling, which was asking for more trouble considering how the monsters of this world operated, and even more.
"And people wonder why humans are often seen as a plague..." Alex murmured to himself as he leafed through the report while shaking his head. What made all of this even worse was that the Hero Association operated almost exclusively on donations made by the public and private financers.
After looking through the report, Alex opened a Gate between there and Asora that a certain figure appeared from.
He was dressed immaculately in a suit and tie, the trademark purple hair of his species was shaved down to the skin, and he had a barcode tattooed on the back of his head.
"Agent 2, reporting to the Boss." The man, Cam, stated respectfully to Alex.
"I have a list of people that need to disappear." Alex said as he conjured a secondary drive, which contained only some of the information Karliah had collected for him.
"It will be done." Cam, or Agent 2 as he was going by for the moment, stated before vanishing back into the Gate to mobilize the rest of the hit-rabbits.
With that done, Alex turned his attention back to learning as much as he could about the Hero Association, which also included when their next entrance exam was going to be. The very next morning.
"Excellent."
***
"So what exactly is da meaning of this, Tatsumaki?" Demanded a young man whose hair was styled into a pompadour, and he held a normal-looking metal bat in his hands.
"That is what I would like to know as well." Added another young man with long golden hair.
The former was the S-Class hero known as Metal Bat, while the second was also S-Class, named Flashy Flash.
The two of them, along with several other S-Class heroes and Hero Association officials, had been gathered due to the call of Tatsumaki early this morning. Now they were all gathered in one of the emergency shelters that were used to ensure civilian safety during monster attacks and natural disasters, except today it was being used to conduct today's entrance examination for the Hero Association.
Also present from the S-Class was Bang, alternatively known as Silver Fang, Atomic Samurai, Pig God, Child Emperor, Zombieman, Tank-Top Master, Darkshine, Puri-Puri Prisoner, King, and Watchdog Man. And from the Association itself was Sekingar.
"Please miss Tatsumaki, why did you issue an emergency call?" Sekingar asked her politely as Tatsumaki pointedly ignored the other heroes.
"Because..." She began impatiently while looking up from the tablet she had been using. "Among those taking the test today, there are two potential heroes that both had the power to rival the entirety of the S-Class on their own. I think that warrants looking into, don't you?"
"""!?!"""
Naturally, her words created a stir amongst the heroes and the Association officials.
"Hey shrimp, you jerking us around or something? I had to miss my little sis' recital for this!" Metal Bat snarled while brandishing his bat threateningly.
"Hah?" Tatsumaki snarled back irritably.
"Get that stupid piece of metal out of my face, or I will insert the entire thing somewhere that the sun doesn't shine!"
With her entire body glowing green, coupled with her dress and hair fluttering wildly around her, Metal Bat begrudgingly relented since even he knew better than to actively pick a fight with THE Tatsumaki. With Blast gone wherever he was, she was easily the strongest within the entire Hero Association.
"Just what is going on here?" Demanded a contemptuous voice that made the majority of the S-Class heroes groan.
Looking over, they saw the number one ranked A-Class hero, Sweet Mask, approaching them.
Despite being lower than them all in rank, the S-Class heroes generally hated him due to his ego and insistence that he was stronger than most of them. And if one were to ask, Sweet Mask would say that the only reason he remained in A-Class was to prevent those who didn't deserve it from ascending into S-Class.
Even now, he radiated arrogance as he looked upon the gathered S-Class heroes, with him personally coming to see why they had been gathered here, at a mere entrance exam, instead of patrolling like they were supposed to.
"Sweet Mask, we are gathered here because miss Tatsumaki believes that two of the applicants today can easily surpass all of S-Class. We are here to assess the credibility of her claims." Sekingar stated as he tried to maintain the situation without becoming even more volatile. But now he himself was invested in whatever Tatsumaki was involved in.
If there truly were two people joining the Heroes Association that were stronger than most, if not all, of S-Class, then HE would be the one to receive the credit for discovering them. Though truthfully he doubted there was anyone who could surpass the number 1 hero in the entire Association, Blast.
"Humph. I find it hard to believe that not just one, but TWO people so powerful haven't already been noticed by the Association. But IF they are, then we have a duty to the people to make sure they are PROPERLY inducted amongst our ranks." Sweet Mask stated arrogantly, automatically assuming the role of the person in charge despite being the lowest ranked person present.
Sweet Mask then made his way to the window overlooking the entire shelter, as they were all in the elevated VIP section, allowing him to overlook all of the examinees as they prepared for the exam. First the physical, and then the written portion.
As he did so, Sweet Mask paused when he beheld a certain someone down below. Someone unlike everyone else around him.
"How beautiful....!"
...
"Pft! Get a load of this guy!"
"Dudes a shrimp!"
"He's gonna be snapped like a toothpick!"
Even as the nasty comments flew around him, a certain young man just ignored them as he waited for the exam to start.
The man's name was Saitama, and for the last five years he has been active as a hero as a hobby!
Unfortunately the days of heroing as a hobby were over for him, which was why he was here to take the exam to become an official hero.
The reason why Saitama was becoming an 'official' hero was because the other day he tried to stop a terrorist group, and people thought he was one of the terrorists himself! All because he was bald!
For Saitama this had been an eye opener because he had been active as a hero for the last five years, and had even saved the entire world itself a few times, yet no one knew who he was! Instead, they had all thought he was a terrorist!
So now he was here, waiting for the exam to start so he could become an official hero.
"Oh my, your muscles are so hard~!"
"..."
"I don't think I've ever seen a man as beautiful as you!"
"..."
"And your hair! I could just run my fingers through it forever!"
"💢💢💢💢💢"
Saitama looked over irritably to see which guy was getting fawned over with the great hair, and saw the man himself as just about all of the female Association employees were touching and rubbing up against him.
The man stood tall, wearing nothing but a speedo like the rest of them. This allowed just about his entire body to be put on display for them, which appeared as if he had chiseled from marble itself. Not only that, but he was admittedly the most 'beautiful' man Saitama had ever laid eyes on, coupled with his mane of pitch black hair, and the VERY noticeable bulge in his speedo.
Saitama even watched as one of the women fawning over him shoved a hand down the front of his speedo, to 'inspect' him in the name of making sure he wasn't sneaking and using contraband for the exam. Judging by her expression though, Saitama felt it was fair to assume he had no contraband on him.
The only curious part though, was the fact that the guy had a monkey tail extending from his backside. But surprisingly no one seemed to care all that much. One of the women was even running her hands over it, gushing over the brown fur that covered it.
"I may actually enjoy beating him..." Saitama muttered himself as he gave one last glance at the man's hair, before psyching himself up for the exam. Which thankfully began shortly.
"We will now begin the physical portion of the exam! Please line up for the 1500 meter dash!" The official in charge of the exam cried out.
Saitama readily joined the line of guys as they prepared for the exam, and shockingly the guy from before stood right next to him.
"Hey, I know you!" The guy suddenly exclaimed as they waited for the dash to start.
"Really?" Saitama asked warily.
"Yeah, you're Saitama! The guy who's a hero for fun!"
"!!!"
Saitama felt as if he'd been struck by a bolt of lightning at that moment, as he had long since given up on the possibility of people recognizing him.
'Maybe I won't beat him too bad!' Saitama thought to himself emotionally, right as the dash started.
*Bang!*
Despite his emotions, Saitama still shot forward as soon as he heard the gun go off, leaving all the others in his dust. Or so he thought.
"Man! As I thought, you're really fast!" The man from before stated from beside him, easily keeping pace with Saitama.
"!!!"
"Oh yeah? Well how about this?!" Saitama declared competitively, as he put out more speed to shoot forward. But the man easily kept pace with him, prompting him to go even faster.
*CRASH!*
The entire shelter shuddered as a hole was blasted through the wall, courtesy of Saitama and the guy he had been competing with. Unfortunately...
"Did you see what caused that?!" The official asked one of the examinees in alarm, who simply shook his head.
"No sir, all I saw was the wall exploding outwards." The examiner stated as the rest of the examinees ran by him.
Meanwhile, the S-Class heroes were all stunned from what they had just witnessed, which had actually been barely anything.
"Let me play that back..." Child Emperor said as he pulled a laptop out of his backpack, and played back the footage he had just recorded of the exam.
And sure enough, the footage showed the two figures as they moved fast enough that not only could the examiners not even see them, but Child Emperor's equipment has been unable to even keep up for more than a second longer.
"No way..." The kid uttered in disbelief that his precious equipment had failed him.
But none of them were more stunned than Flashy Flash, who was known for being the fastest hero in the entire world. Yet even he had been unable to keep up with either of their speeds.
"Ehem." Tatsumaki cleared her throat irritably, getting their attention as she held up the tablet from before to show the two figures running at high speed on it. Child Emperor was immediately jealous of the amazing tech.
While the group below were slowly running the 1500, the two figures had already ran several laps around the entire world, even running across the oceans.
It was only when the last person crossed the finish line that the duo returned, smashing their way through the shelter walls yet again before crossing the finish line faster than anyone could follow.
"I got here first!" Saitama immediately declared.
"Dream on. I did." Stated the other guy, even as the officials marked them both for zero points. After all, no one had actually seen them run since the timer began.
"You can't be serious?!" Bang exclaimed in disbelief when he saw the duo be marked for no points.
"Easy Silver Fang." Darkshine immediately tried to pacify the older man, not that he didn't understand what was going through his mind. After all, despite the egos they had with their strength, each of the S-Class heroes present understood and respected the strong. Seeing what was obviously an incredibly strong duo get zeros due to the incompetence of the examiners was infuriating to them.
"Indeed. There are still other exams for them to demonstrate their prowess." Sekingar stated while giving the two of them his full attention. No one, fully, doubted Tatsumaki's claim anymore.
...
"Next up, side jumps!"
As the next event was called out, the duo lined up while facing one another, apparently intending to compete after their race produced no clear winner.
"Ready? Begin!"
*BOOM!*
The exact moment that the exam started, an earthquake struck the entire region that made everyone present struggle to maintain their footing. The only exception of course was Tatsumaki, who was floating in the air before them.
The earthquake lasted for thirty seconds, exactly as long as the exam, before everything suddenly quieted down yet again.
"Is everyone ok?!" The head examiner called out as soon as it was over, while also remaining wary of any potential aftershocks.
"I think we all are sir... What about the test?"
"What about it? These people are testing to be heroes! Heroes must be able to operate in extreme situations! Those who still performed their side jumps will have their scores added, those who didn't will get zeroes!"
"""Right!"""
The examiners all began to record the results of their respective examinees, while those who had froze all groaned since they would be getting zeroes. When it came to Saitama and the man with the monkey tail though, both received zeroes as well since none of the examiners had seen either one move. Even though there were clear imprints from their feet on the floor on either side of them.
...
The next couple hours were basically hell for Sekingar and the S-Class heroes, as the two they were keeping their eyes on received zero after zero.
In shotput they both received zeroes due to the shots not landing in the designated area, while in actuality they both chucked them into space and shattered the sides of the moon. The only terrestrial body orbiting the earth now had a perfect hourglass figure thanks to them.
In high jump they both leapt up so high that the examiners had been unable to register them. So they got marked as zeroes yet again.
Both of them then smashed the punching machines to pieces, making any potential record of their strength unreadable. Naturally, they were both given zeroes yet again.
And finally in whack-a-mole, both of them moved their arms so fast that no one could even see them hitting the targets. And since they both used such speed and strength that the machine broke, their scores were unreadable yet again.
With each zero the duo got, the S-Class heroes grew increasingly agitated from the disgusting display of incompetence on behalf of the Hero Association. Sekingar even planned to file a report afterwards about this incident, as the others reassured him several times that there was no way the two applicants could have faked such deeds. Especially since they weren't even being recognized for them.
"Grrr... If you want something down right, then you gotta do it yourself!" Snarled Bang as he shattered the window with his bare hand and leapt out into the open air above the shelter, intending to confront the examiners about their incompetence.
"For once, I agree." Flashy Flash stated as he too joined the elder hero. Not even he could keep up with the speed shown by the two applicants, so he intended to test them himself.
The rest of the S-Class followed suit due to either their curiosity, or their egos as they went to confront the two men and the examiners.
"What exactly do you think you are doing?" Bang demanded as he approached them, and all of the Hero Association employees and applicants immediately straightened up. After all, Bang was the number three hero in the entire world. And that was BEFORE they noticed the majority of S-Class accompanying him.
"U-um, we're undergoing the Hero Association entrance exam, sir!" The head examiner stammered nervously.
"Really? Cause to me it looks as if you're failing the best candidates amongst this group!" Bang declared, before turning to look directly at the two applicants.
"From this point forward, we S-Class heroes will personally be conducting your entrance examinations!"