The kids came over to find out why I activated Defcon-5. Adam was killed a few months ago and everything was starting to settle. I was preparing oatmeal to have for dinner. They lined up to know what was going on. I spoke between stirs, "I have an interesting proposal today. I was hoping that you kids could help me." They took a step closer and I pointed at one of my security guys. "Do you see the really tall man with blonde hair near my new flat screen TV. I am contemplating whether or not he should be your new dad" Immediately the triplets squealed with delight, "I am calling Uncle Googy" Edge and Ems dragged him away for interrogations. Sasha wasn't far behind either. A few minutes later the triplets and Diana arrived with news from their consultation with Uncle Googy (Google search). It turned out to be all positive. They were all excited till they saw what I was eating. "Ma! What is that gloopy thing you are eating?" I smiled, "Breakfast for dinner. I am having Oatmeal" Tank wrinkled his nose and Diana said, "Mommy that is for babies" I chuckled, "Do you have a better suggestion?" Anon beamed, "Go out and have with new daddy? You need to get ready so why don't you open your closet and let Posh find you something really nice." I got up and walked to the living room. Posh saw my face and gave Anon an angry look, "I should have sent Sembi or Ems" I waved my hand to say no, "I forbid you to change my closet every other day with new clothes. I like some of those outfits so my closet is absolutely off-limits." Posh pursed his lips, "Some of the outfits look like they were brought seven years ago. I can't have my mom walking around like that. It hurts" I remind Posh that I bought them last week. To which he replied, "In the world of fashionistas a week is like seven years." I shook my head and asked Ems to come with me. Sasha and Dash followed me as well. They asked me if I was comfortable going out with someone. I made it clear that I am not sure. But I will try it once. Ems smirked, "This will be interesting. Don't worry. We will keep an eye on you. We won't be far away. So if he does something that makes you uncomfortable tug your earrings. We will come up with and excuse to save you." I promised them I will be careful. I got dressed in Armani and Prada and walked out to see an annoyed Posh. He shook his head to show his disapproval and walked in. After an hour of rummaging he found and approved of a piece by Lagerfeld. I had to wear shoes that were from Stuart Weitzman. I walked out and saw that he was in plain clothes. I tried to go back and change but my family wouldn't have it. I had to go out looking like I was a model for Vogue. He smiled at me and asked me to hop into his truck. I sat down and he to me to a barbecue place. We ate beef kebabs and lamb sausages. It was fun till his Ex-girlfriend interrupted us. It almost turned into a catfight but Sasha peeled the woman off me. We left the scene before it would get to a point where they would call the police. Todd arrived and Sasha spoke on my behalf. She explained that I was depressed as it is I don't need more problems. He wished me good night and went back to his station.
