"Because I'd obviously be fucking the mother of my kids, duh? What were you thinking?"
He didn't answer. Instead, he turned his gaze away and muttered under his breath.
[If I could think it, that means you could too. Why on Earth am I you?]
"You forgot to add a 'V' behind that 'Earth'. You destroyed Earth I, after all."
[YOU DID!]
The armless entity snapped his gaze back at me, screaming, but perhaps annoyed at being ignored, he bent his head and rammed it into my side, trying to push me off the hill.
Using his own arm, I whacked him in the head and steadied myself before shouting, "The fuck is wrong with you?!"
[You pissed me off, that's what. Congratulation, Evankhell. You managed to piss yourself off.]
He rolled his eyes as he spoke, and I whacked his head with his arm once more before reattaching both to his body.
"Dare to push me, and I'll throw you into that star in the sky."
[…]
His hands froze when I spoke, and he clicked his tongue before lowering them.
