"I shall now explain the legendary, glorious, and totally-not-rigged gacha system—YAY~!"
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"...Huh?" Noysd blinked, confused and mildly horrified as he stared at his latest reward.
> Loriana Walker's Panties {}
"...Let's just burn it—wait. There's an attribute..."
> Indestructible / Unbreakable
"...Inventory it is," Noysd mumbled, yeeting the panties into the void of his inventory with the grace of a traumatized raccoon.
"Alright, open the three epic capsules!" he announced dramatically, making some kind of weird anime-style hand gesture while drooling like a gacha addict on payday.
> Loriana Walker's Panties {}
Regen Power (Fabric-of-the-Universe-level) [Requires user permission]
Kyoko Walker's Bra and Panty Set {}
"..." Noysd tried to burn the accursed undergarments, but failed. They were indestructible. Like emotional trauma.
"To the inventory with you cursed cloth of awkwardness..."
"System, open my blue capsule," Noysd muttered, his joy dying faster than a goldfish in lava.
> Hammer
Morgan Walker's Panties
Strengthening Pills x10
Mana Skill [Requires user permission]
Stick
"Well, another pair for the collection... I guess?" he said, sounding more like a defeated collector of cursed lingerie than a hero. Into the inventory they went.
"Ooooh, mana skill, huh? Interesting… System, synchronize the skill with me," he commanded, munching all ten strengthening pills like they were candy-coated hope. He flopped down and knocked out.
> {Synchronizing mana skill… 10%...}
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(Meanwhile... Somewhere mysterious and unnecessarily white)
In a glowing white room, with a table, two chairs, and a suspiciously fancy snack tray, five people were just vibing. Well, two of them were seated.
The first was a man in his 60s, brown beard, Greek-style hair (don't ask), and a face so average it looped back to handsome. Dressed in nothing but a white robe and sandals, he stood at a proud 6'2". His white eyes and black pupils gave him that "definitely not normal" vibe.
(Author's note: Look, I don't know hairstyles. Deal with it.)
Facing him was a stunning young woman in her 20s, with white waist-length hair and crimson eyes. She wore a Victorian gown, because why not, and looked like she could charm the pants off a vampire.
"So, Princess of the Night... what do you need from me?" the man—Prime—asked while sipping tea and double-fisting some cookies.
"Emi—Prime Unotin," the woman corrected herself, "Where's the boy?"
"He already took my deal, Kohaku," Prime said, slamming his fist on the table, sending snacks flying like popcorn in an earthquake.
"Ho~? Snagged a contract before me, huh? Looks like your oopsie might be erased after all~" Kohaku grinned devilishly, mocking him like a high school bully with divine powers.
"I believe in him..." Prime growled through gritted teeth and forehead veins.
"Sure, let's see how your precious mistake handles all of this," she said, laughing as if her villain arc just started.
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(Back to our unlucky MC - 8 hours later...)
YAWN~
"Man, that was a great dream... System, open the platinum capsule..." Noysd said, half-asleep, voice full of unearned hope.
> Artoria Pendragon (Lancer) - Summon Card (FATE NASUVERSE)
Noysd blinked.
Rubbed his eyes.
Squinted.
"...Wait."
Suddenly, every menacing anime background theme played at once in his head. Flashbacks. Bad luck. PTSD.
"Artoria Pendragon...? Oh no. Oh no no no—IDEA!" he snapped his fingers. "System, go to inventory!"
> {This is not an item. Denied.}
{Card will be used in 3… 2…}
"SH—OUTSI—"
BOOM.
A blinding light smacked Noysd in the face like a truck-kun fueled by photons.
"Yay~! I got summoned first~!" sang an angelic voice.
"My eyes!!!" Noysd screamed like a man who just got flashbanged by a Fate waifu.
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Yup....alone again...well here
How to Get Gacha Rolls:
1. Kill 100 S-Rank monsters = 1 Roll
2. Spend money: 1000 Gold Coins = 1 Roll
3. Some quests give rolls (if the gods feel generous)
That all byeeeeeeee
TO BE CONTINUED