(Before Arc 2)
Slay Detective Painverse Chat (and the missing bro)
Killjoy: I by no means doubt Ranpo's judgement, but what is this about a new member from Musutafu?
Killjoy: Who changed my username again.
Killjoy: WHO CHANGED THE CHAT NAME AGAIN
StabbyBaby: All of our usernames were changed again, Kunikida-san
StabbyBaby: Only Dazai-san does that
AlphaKitty: About that- nvm, y'all are blind
AlphaKitty: Oh yeah, he just decided to hire him one day
1Minute_Sherlock: they are and I did
HomicidalShyKid: I hate this username
MadameButterfly: He's an interesting one I'd say
Killjoy: WHAT HAPPENED TO THE PAPERS?
President: Our files were messed with.
StabbyBaby: And cut up into pieces
AlphaKitty: what!?
Alphakitty: shiT-
1Minute_Sherlock: this is an express situation so I need to add our newest member right now
1Minute_Sherlock: don't be stupid again and go be idiots
MadameButterfly: we already apologized for that with our wallets
1Minute_Sherlock: I'm still mad
1Minute_Sherlock added Touya to the chat
1Minute_Sherlock changed Touya's username to Cremator
Cremator: i have questions
Cremator: but I learned not to ask
Cremator: i caught someone on ththe roof btw
Killjoy: ...
1Minute_Sherlock: What did he look like
HomicidalShyKid: did!?
SusSchoolgirl: why do I smell burning...
Cremator: bro looked like slenderman
1Minute_Sherlock: what a surprise :D
HomicidalShyKid: but??? that doesn't make sense?????
Cremator: i couldn'r see his faced
Cremator: might've burned it off, ow
Cremator: his cheap-ass cothing had a weird hourglass logo on it
Cremator: clothing*
StabbyBaby: you sound like Chuuya-san commenting on people's terrible fashion choices while beating them up
1Minute_Sherlock: that's where he got it from
I'll just disappear now and go to some shady place
Cremator: alr bye
MadameButterfly: er... I don't think he knows where he's going
Cremator: what
ChibiEnthusiast: Ranpo-san has a horrible sense of direction!
Cremator: ... fucking hell-
ChibiEnthusist: he sounds like Mr Fancy hat!
StabbyBaby: if we had any doubts about who changed the usernames we don't have any now
Killjoy: ARGHHHHHHHH
President: ...
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Hourglasses
Misterbaker: fuck they got him
Misterbaker: when is Kanno going to report back???
Unsight: be patient. He just ran into some trouble
Misterbaker: how the fuck do you know that???
Unsight: I'm invisible bitch.
Misterbaker: oh
CopyPaste: AHAHGAHHAGAHAGSHAGHAHJSAHGKAHGGAKAGDFHAKYGTHJKJ HE FR SAID "oh"
CopyPaste: I CAN'T-
PeopleWoman: How are we feared again.
True_Lady: the biggest crackheads run the world and destroy it
PeopleWoman: True words spoken
SugarBaby: I regret all of my life choices.
Misterbaker: KANNOOOOOOOO
SugarBaby: get the fuck away from me
True_Lady: dam, that's the least amount
True_Lady: what a record
Misterbaker: brb, going to jump.
Unsight: never come back
SugarBaby: 😐I thought I was done with the suicide shit when Dazai left
Unsight: who-
SugarBaby: you don't need to know
SugarBaby: @.True_Lady how many?
True_Lady: only 13
PeopleWoman: No way...
Unsight: WE ONLY SAID FUCK IN CHAT 13 TIMES TODAY??
Unsight: WHAT THE FUCK?????
True_Lady: 15
SugarBaby: wasn't our average and record 69 & 368 respectively 💀💀
PeopleWoman: YOUR GRAMMAR YOUNG MISTER???
SugarBaby: I'M SORRY-
String_Weaver: Are you all done?
SugarBaby: Yes, Boss.
PeopleWoman: Of course, Boss.
Unsight: We're done.
Misterbaker: Welcome back. I did as I was told.
String_Weaver: Good. Be thankful, Kanno. Your efforts have finally paid off.
SugarBaby: Thank you, Boss.
Misterbaker: ....
LeaderMan: Is he gone-
Unsight: idk IS HE?
PeopleWoman: He is
Misterbaker: @.SugarBaby nepotism
SugarBaby: 🖕
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He put his phone down, not even bothering to put it back into its hiding and ruffled his fluffy white hair in agitation. He took in a calming breath and decisively stepped out of bed, not even flinching as any other person might've after standing up with all of that damage; he didn't have time to feel pain. The teen found a paper and closed his eyes, committing what he wanted to say to memory and letting those memories flow onto the paper.
| Commoners' Newspaper. |
He hastily folded the note and sneakily went all the way to find his friend's bed, placing the paper inside his covers before he finally turned away and ran.
He had Yokohamans to protect from Conscience.