"There's no helping it, there are just too many who like to play dead and then launch stealth attacks. And our universe simply didn't have any deity in charge of luck, not even remotely related ones. But there were a whole bunch of gods who managed misfortune, and who knows what their purpose for existing is."
Mewtwo stroked its chin as a bizarre thought suddenly hit it:
"The purpose of these gods of misfortune... might be that when you're plagued with a massive amount of misfortune and almost die but still stubbornly cling to life, you'll feel incredibly lucky that you didn't."
"Eh! Is unluckiness supposed to be a part of normal life then!"
The Magic Goddess shrugged, "It's not too bad, since the gods of misfortune tend to be unlucky themselves."
"I'm all set now, and ready to learn about Negative Life and how to Revive the Dead! But I don't have magic power, can I still learn?"