"Of course, it's the result of our great exploration for Truth!" The Great Alchemist's snowy beard fluttered as he responded with a spirited tone to the monster behind the Gate of Truth!
"This represents the culmination of our decades of meticulous craftsmanship, our life's research in Alchemy, receiving rave reviews in every field, it even triggered a cosmic calamity of toilets; we made all the Universe's toilets disappear!"
"As soon as you sit on the toilet we developed, a little toilet sprite will come out and search and navigate for you, telling you just how advanced this toilet product is, and it knows everything there is to know about toilets, being all-knowing and all-powerful."
"Although there is a side effect that once you leave the toilet it becomes useless, we've developed a new feature for that; it's to forcibly shut down the current bathroom, and until you win a game against the toilet sprite, you won't be able to use the bathroom or leave!"
