Jiang Muwan stood by the roadside with the disconnected phone in her hand, her face full of disbelief as the suppressed fury bubbled up within her heart.
"You son of a bitch."
"You little slut."
"Let me tell you, don't mess with me."
Gu Jiangnian laughed angrily, holding his phone and slowly sitting up straight from his seat, "I'm really puzzled, here. How did I provoke you when I'm just sitting in the car, and the trouble falls from the sky?"
"Indirect provocation is still provocation."
"So if you fell into a shit pit, would you blame me for not fixing the toilet properly?"
Jiang Muwan:.... "You beast."
Gu Jiangnian: "Animal."
"The fact that you could marry a wife in this lifetime is the good fortune your dead parents earned you. With that filthy mouth of yours, you still want a wife? You're only missing a bow; it would give you the chance to shoot your mouth off day and night."
