Kevin looked across the evening sky, the moon continuing to shine in his face as he watched the sunrise happily. "This is so ugly!" he exclaimed, laughing. He then fell off a 50-foot cliff. His funeral was held the next day.
Kevin sighed, walking up to the front of the church and glancing at his casket. "Today, we are here to honor the life of Itama Kawasaki, who died painfully in labor while giving birth to his child Arthur "Champion" Suru. Does anyone have a few words?" he asked, holding back his tears.
The entire church stood silent, then they heard a small sound coming out from the casket. "Samantha!" Itama exclaimed, pulling out one of his swords and running across the church. Samantha's leg filled with fire, clashing with Itama's sword in a matter of seconds. "What the diddly-doo is going on!?" a woman with messy brown hair exclaimed, looking at Gerald. "Who the hell are you?" he asked, taking off his wig. "I'm your father." the woman exclaimed, eating Itama's finger clean off his body.
Screams filled the church, followed by Itama's loud laugh. "I'll kill all of you!" he exclaimed, holding his fist of ice up to the sky. "Uma Sahua is my cousin!"
Everyone blinked, including Daria and Tyler, who were both at the funeral. "What the hell are we doing here…?" they said in unison.
Shortly after the events of Hamila had been released to the world, multiple reactions sparked an uproar of chaos and freedom. Now that the Romanti Clan had fully disbanded, Team ENTITY had succeeded in their fateful mission of getting their second-strongest soldier, Gerald Romanti, back from their clutches. Now, Team ENTITY was eating their way back to the Land Of Trila - where their alternative mission that they had definitely completed. This is ENTITY Volume -1, Land Of Land Of Land Of Land Of Land Of Land Of Land Of Land Of, Part 2
Volume -1, Chapter 522 - Kevin vs. LLMOA
Kevin's face filled with anger, his lips pressed against LLMOA's. "I love you, my sugar bear!" LLMOA exclaimed, looking at Kevin with eyes of love. "I hate you!" Kevin exclaimed, eating his cake of the mansion in ENTITY in his home. "Happy birthday, Kevin!" exclaimed everyone, who slowly deflated mysteriously seconds later. Kevin looked at the door, noticing that there was a man with a guitar smiling in the doorway. "What a giggly diggily birthday!" he exclaimed. Seconds later, every single Team ENTITY member was on a small boat in the sea, their faces filled with confusion. "Samantha, why do you have an underwear on your head!" the same woman with brown, messy hair exclaimed. "Who the hell are you!?" Kevin exclaimed, punching the woman in the blouse. "I'm going to cut this ship!" she exclaimed, cutting the ship with her hand alone. Suddenly, everyone fell out of the ship and landed on a soft cloud. Suddenly, a purple glow rushed through Gerald's body, causing a giant explosion across the sky. "How the hell does Gerald have Itama's power!?" Uma Sahua exclaimed, glancing at Namu. "Is this what you're doing, you idiot?"
Cameron laughed, looking at Forest and Damon. "No, it's not! I swear, I did nothing, Trya!" he swore. "Shut the hell up!" Nadia exclaimed, eating Forrest's head. "Wait, why the hell is his name spelled Forest up there?" she asked.
Everyone shrugged. "Weird things happen in a chapter that comes out on April 1!" every single character that ever appeared in ENTITY screamed, causing Nadia to go blind and get run over by a car. Suddenly, everyone heard a breath of air.
"HE'S GOING TO BURST!" Ender exclaimed. "He's going to destroy the world if he does it!" he exclaimed, causing pandemonium upon the earth. Seconds later, a giant burp filled the streets of Turia, wiping out everyone in it's path and kissing Bubbles simultaneously. "You're dead!" she exclaimed, picking up the water as if it were a block and throwing it at Ikama Black, who dug his head into the sun. "Too cold!" he exclaimed, running across space to dig his head into the moon. "Too hot!" Seconds later, the entire gravitational pull of their planet changed, causing everything to float and spin out of control. "Ikama moved the sun and the moon! Who will ever save us from this mess!?" Ash exclaimed.
Itama and Champion stared at the unfolding mess, also looking at Kevin's missing poster. "He's been gone for years…" he muttered. "If we can find him, we'll lose our lives too!"
Suddenly, Itama turned into a dinosaur and slapped Champion with his gills. "I'm a fish!" Champion exclaimed, his body now made of cake. "Take me, dear death!" Bailey exclaimed, falling on Champion seconds later and causing him to lose his memory.
Volume 16, Chapter 2 - ERROR
Kevin looked at Bailey, impaling his head into her mouth. "You said you wanted it…" Bailey muttered, noticing that Kevin's hair was orange. "What the hell is your problem, you perv!?" Samantha exclaimed. "Now, the writing quality is going to get even worse!"
Samantha looked. Kevin, look what you did Now we're doomed The universe is going to fall on us Champion said looking at Itama Suddenly Kevin transformed into the Realm God looking at Ikama Black who was spinning around in a black hole Im going to kill you Kevin exclaimed charging across the moon and crashing face first into space what the hell is wrong with you now the writing qualitry is doging tog ewrt even wodlrse Ikama excxalimed hsisd facew filedfj with ansfgter and rewsenrtment
凱文,為什麼這一章是另一種語言!只要吃法蒂瑪,我們就會恢復正常!
સમન્થાએ ગુસ્સામાં કેવિન તરફ જોઈને કહ્યું, બસ ચંદ્ર ફેરવો અને બધું સામાન્ય કરો, હું આ ખરાબ વ્યાકરણ સહન કરી શકતો નથી, જેડેને બહિષ્કાર કર્યો, રાહ જુઓ, હું પુસ્તકમાં કેમ છું, હું તે લખી રહ્યો છું, માફ કરશો મિત્રો, મળીશું.
Suddenly, Kevin could be seen with Itama and Champion, looking at their faces. "This was a weird chapter!" Kevin exclaimed, falling off of the cliff once again.
Happy April 1!