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Grand Line – Paradise
Whisky Peak
"W-what? How are you awake? I thought you fell asleep", Miss Monday asks, raising her guard, surprised that he is awake.
"I felt like taking a dump, so I came to look for a bathroom", Luffy replies, taking the wanted poster from Mr. 8's hand and autographing it before handing it back
"Where did you get that pen? You know what, never mind... I think you should go back to sleep. It's been a long night, and I'm sure you're exhausted", Mr. 8 suggests, trying not to seem suspicious.
"Nahh, I'm not sleepy, besides, I still feel like taking a dump, and to answer your question, I always carry a pen in my pocket, you never know when you'll need one, right?", Luffy says, shrugging.
"What do we do? We kill him?", Miss Monday murmurs, trying to appear discreet as she communicates.
"No, dead, he's worth thirty percent less, so no, it's better if we just capture him", Mr. 8 whispers, dismissing Miss Monday's suggestion.
"Then it's better to call the rest of the team, everyone actually, because this guy is really strong", Miss Wednesday whispers, warning them about Luffy's strength.
"Eh, just so you guys know, I can still hear you, alright? Anyway, I'm going to take a shit, Zoro fights with you guys while I'm on the potty doing some abstract art on the porcelain", Luffy says nonchalantly, walking away in search to find a place to poop in peace.
"What? Let's go, quickly, get him before—", Mr. 8 starts saying urgently before suddenly being interrupted.
"Sorry to interrupt, but my Captain wants to take a dump, so you'll have to settle for me", Zoro, perched on the roof of a nearby building, says calmly.
At that moment, one of the bounty hunters comes running out of the bar, shouting, "M... Mr. 8, Miss Monday, they're gone, all the pirates disappeared out of nowhere, they're nowhere to be found."
"What? How? How are you awake? I saw you guys drinking until you couldn't anymore", Miss Monday screams, confused.
"I don't know about the others, but a real swordsman controls his thirst, not the other way around!", Zoro says, explaining.
And in no time, a crowd of more than two hundred bounty hunters gathers, ready to attack Zoro.
"Hmmm, over two hundred bounty hunters cowardly enough to come up with this whole party nonsense instead of just attacking us as soon as we arrived. I guess this is how a terrorist organization like Baroque Works operates, huh?", Zoro comments, mocking all of them.
"Ohh, was that name supposed to be a secret? Well, if it was, you guys should have kept it better, don't you think?", Zoro sarcastically remarks as he notices their surprise that he knows the name of their organization.
"What? How... how do you know that name?", Mr. 9 screams in surprise, expressing the doubt everyone there has.
"Before becoming a pirate, I used to work as a bounty hunter. One day, an idiot with a codename like yours approached me, trying to recruit me. I refused, and the idiot ended up getting split in half after trying to attack me. You know, the most ridiculous thing I heard from that guy was when I asked about the weird codename. He said that the employees know absolutely nothing about the other members, hence the codenames, and of course, the boss and their location are a mystery to everyone. So in the end, you're just a bunch of idiots in a criminal organization, following a cowardly idiot too scared to show his face, hiding behind all this nonsense", Zoro says ruthlessly, speaking his mind.
"Impressive! But since you know so much, unfortunately, you'll have to be eliminated… looks like we'll need to add another grave to the cactus rocks", Mr. 8 says with a serious expression.
"Ohh, then let's get this show on the road!", Zoro says before disappearing using Soru, only to reappear in the middle of them.
"What? Where did he go?", Mr. 8 exclaims, surprised to realize that Zoro had vanished.
"You know, I was planning to use you guys to test my new swords, but I don't think it'll end up being a good test, so sweet dreams", Zoro says before sending almost everyone to the land of dreams with a quick pulse of Conqueror's Haki.
A few meters away from him, Miss Wednesday, Miss Monday, Mr. 8, and Mr. 9 were on their knees, barely staying conscious.
"Ohh, it seems like the willpower of you guys is up to the task, huh?", Zoro says, sounding slightly impressed with the willpower of these four.
"What? What was that?", Mr. 9, panting, asks in shock.
"Shit, I can't fall like this...", Mr. 8 murmurs to himself, panting, trying to get up.
At this moment, a pair of footsteps is heard approaching, followed by a voice mocking the four, "How pathetic! Losing to a swordsman!"
"Tell that to Mihawk, I want to see you walk out alive after saying something like that to him", Zoro says, retorting the stranger.
"Ohhh, the insect speaks, but when did I give you permission to talk, huh?" the man from the duo who just arrived asks, his voice full of disdain.
"Hahaha, the asshole thinks he bosses me around, go fuck yourself! Shut your mouth, unless you want some plastic surgery on your face, but I'll warn you, my methods to do that are all based on punching", Zoro says, finding it funny how big this guy's ego was.
"Leave that idiot aside for now, Mr. 5. You can kill him later, but right now we have more important things to do. Remember, we have a mission here", the woman who duo with the now-identified Mr. 5 says, reminding him.
"You're right, I'll deal with you later, insect!", Mr. 5 says in a tone of disdain.
"Mr. 5, Miss Valentine", Mr. 8 says, recognizing the two and instinctively becoming tense.
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Meanwhile, far from all of this, on a random rooftop under the moonlight, someone can be heard... ehhh... shouting? Cursing? Making strength? Well, it's better if you hear it for yourselves to understand.
"URGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, get out of this body that doesn't belong to you... huuuuuuuuuuuuu... get out, poop, you don't stand a chance, just give up and leave, it's been an exhausting battle, but I'm stronger... URGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH... phew... it's out", well, that was Luffy emptying his stomach on a random rooftop since he couldn't find a bathroom in time and had to do it right there because nature called.
After cleaning himself up, Luffy starts heading back to where Zoro was, meeting Nami and the rest of the crew halfway.
"What are you guys doing?", Luffy asks, curious.
"Huh, it's you, Luffy. We're just checking if they have anything valuable to steal", Nami says, slightly startled by Luffy's sudden appearance.
"I seriously doubt they have anything valuable, anyway, want to go watch Zoro fight a bunch of people?", Luffy asks, inviting Nami, even though he doesn't know that Zoro has pretty much already dealt with all the enemies.
"Well, the Log Pose has already registered the magnetic field of the next island, plus we've explored most of the place and haven't found shit, so, why not, right? Let's go", Nami says, shrugging and accepting her boyfriend's invitation.
"Alright, let's go, hey guys! Get the Merry ready to depart, Nami and I are going to get Zoro so we can leave already, there's not much more to do here anyway", Luffy says, giving orders to his crew before heading off with Nami to where Zoro was.
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