Damon adjusted his jacket, glancing at himself in the mirror. Today was the interview, the one that had been built up for weeks thanks to the controversy surrounding him.
The questions he had sent back through Victor had been a joke. Literally.
He had no expectation that they'd accept even one of them. He designed them to ruin the interview, to make it as awkward and unprofessional as possible. He wanted the hosts to regret ever trying to exploit him for drama.
But somehow… they actually approved some.
Victor had told him a few days ago. He had personally reviewed the extra questions they added and made sure nothing shady slipped in. That part was fine. What wasn't fine?
The fact that Damon's bullshit made the cut.
He still couldn't believe it.
Some of the questions they agreed to included:
"If you had to fight one animal, and it was the same weight as you, what animal are you choosing and why?"
"Do you think cereal is soup? Why or why not?"
