Letter to Van Thomas and Daji Foxspirit, Proprietors, Wendigo Residence Inn
Dear Mr. Thomas and Ms. Foxspirit,
We would be delighted to accept your invitation to hold our vow renewal and second honeymoon at the Wendigo Residence Inn, and to stay there for a month.
Running Tartarus is no simple matter. Time and again, we have wished for a place where we can concentrate on our relationship without being drawn into Olympian or Underworld or other godly business. Being apart part of the year is a condition of our marriage. The traditional story about the pomegranate seeds is just that--a story. There's far more to our love story than meets the eye, as there is in any marriage.
The rumors going around the godly gossip mill are complete trash. We know who's behind them, and although we can't prove it, we want our wedding to show everyone that we love each other as much as the day we married. Please, spare no expense for our special day and our extended honeymoon.
