We've pulled in guests and staff to watch Wendigo Will perform. If the podcast audience hears thunderous applause and cheers afterwards, that definitely will make Will and his band the mythical equivalent of the Rolling Stones. Household names in the Celestial Realms.
And a star is born.
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[Podcast resumes]
WENDIGO WILL (singing):
From the cold mists of Canada I came
Fair land where once the railroad did not run
I could have come from the Sahara
And had my ghastly bones bake in the sun
Or I could have sprung from my father's head...
(Band: Athena!)
Dishonored Minerva's temple, gotten a snake hairdo,
(Band: Medusa!)
Been the love child of Odysseus' eternally patient wife,
(Band: Pan!)
Or sewed into my dad's thigh till I was born anew.
(Band: Dionysus!)
If things were different, my fate would be weirder,
I could have hatched from stone Chinese eggs
(Band: Sun Wukong!)
Or I might be a demon dwelling in your toilet
