Summary:
It's just a hop to the left, and a swing to the right!
The Demantoid gazed down from the tower constructed by a Bismuth, gazing with a smirk. "How goes the rounding up of the organics on this rock?" She would never question the orders of her Diamonds, no matter how much she would rather destroy them than keep them existing in cages they had to take care of.
"It's progressing nicely, a strange organic riding with a beast of unknown origin causes minor damage here and there, but sixty percent of the planet is under our control." The Hessonite told her. "For a species infamous for its savagery, they didn't put up much of a fight."
"Maybe that was Pink Diamonds incompetence. Blue Diamond is obviously superior enough to remove hope from their hearts." Demantoid smirked. She would never say this near the radiant gem, she would be shattered in an instant, but it was just facts. "Now we simply need to wait out and-"
A communication hub came up. They would have reprimanded the interruption from something as lowly as a Nephrite, but what came next caused a minor concern. "This is Nephrite 285, Code Delta. I repeat, Code Delta!" The low class pilot screamed.
"A code delta?" That was strange, and it should've been impossible. "The planet's tech level is beyond archaic. How in the star's would they be capable of draining our ship's engine?"
"A Megawatt infestation has occurred, it's draining all the energy from our ship bay-!" They shouted, a green buzz of electricity being seen, accompanied by some laughter as the line went dead.
"Abominable insufferable pests!" Demantoid grumbled. There were few organic beings out there that were truly capable of putting a wrench into Homeworld's progress. Yellow Diamond once abandoned an entire colony due to their interference.
"I'll cut off all surrounding areas." The Hessonite assured her. "They can't survive without any substance of power, we'll box them in."
Another beep occurred, now displaying a flickering image of a Peridot. They did not need this at the moment. "This is Peridot 983. I used spare parts to make a semi functioning communicator." They spoke, the quality fuzzy. "The Megawatt has somehow shifted into a Galvanic Mechamorph. It stole the only working ship!"
"What?! Impossible!" A subspecies from those lowly amphibians that claimed to be one of the universe's smartest? Last she recalled, they were a very docile species that hardly went off world, if at all. "Well don't just yell into the communicator, find out what that anomaly is and shoot it down!"
"I'm on it!" Hessonite shouted, changing the line as they could now see the blasted thing from a window … heading to the worst possible place. "Emerald 453 do you read!?" The Hessonite shouted into a communicator. "There is a Galvanic Mechamorph infected ship approaching Blue Diamond's personal craft, you are to intercept at all costs."
"Understood mam, we'll take it down-" There was some rumbling. "We're under attack! I repeat, we're under attack!"
"By what!?" She yelled into the communicator. An entire week of planet seizing, and all of a suddenly they were having trouble.
The line went static again for quite about as the sounds of explosions filled the background. "Hello, is this the head of the soon-to-be-totally pwned fleet of space jerks currently getting their butt's handed to them?"
"Who do you think you are, you subpar filthy organic!?" Demantoid shouted in raw outrage.
" Name's Polly Planter. Don't mind me, I'm just casually riding on top of my good pal Frobo blowing your fleet up as I wait for Ben to unveil a big surprise." The inferior creature had the gall to sound confident and smug. "In fact, some might say it's Way too Big for you to handle!"
"Do you think we're scared of a walking pile of biomechanical nanomachines!?" She shouted. "The Diamond Ships could never be controlled by something so inferior in processing power!"
The infected ship approached closer and closer … until it was enveloped by a flash of green light … that died to reveal a TO'KUSTAR punching Blue Diamond's ship head on!!? "What … how did no one see that approach!?" Hessonite shouted. "Are they using warping tech like Blue Diamond!?"
"Wouldn't be much of a surprise if I gave too much away. I gotta keep you on your toes if I want to completely humiliate your entire race of walking piles of dirt."
Demantoid growled. "Get anyone we can ready to attack."
"We can't mam." Hessonite showed multiple calls and alerts. "It's a full scale attack … they were lying in wait." Today was not a good day for them.
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"Does anyone else feel like a ten year old should not be capable of that!?" Ulrich asked the group, pointing to the ultraman looking alien fighting a giant, floating, mechanical, blue arm with his sword. After cutting a purple rock lady with his sword of course, focusing on the fight was a priority.
"He's eleven, but your sentiment is valid!" Shouted the bandana kid known as KO as he punched a bunch of small red rock ladies.
"It's alway so sad when I need to punch another ruby in the face!" One of them shouted back with a fiery fist that KO dodged.
"Huh? I'm not a rock lady." KO responded as he sent another energy fist towards them, knocking them over like a bunch of bowling pins.
"Nice try…I'm too smart to fall for that trick!" She cried out only for her body to be cut and half and poof into a rock.
"They're not the brightest people, are they?" Yumi asked, cutting a few of them with her boomerang fans.
"It's a downside to their high and mighty attitude." The short purple rock lady on their side, Amethyst, commented as a bright flash of pink sped buy and made all the defeated gems disappear. "They don't understand how any species works except for their own." She tapped on the come piece she was wearing. "Yo Ste-Man? Are you doing alright?"
"Doing fine. I'm running as fast as I can to contain all the poofed gems so you don't have to keep running all over. Dipper and Ford's tools are also a big help, but they don't do well on sending them off the field."
"We're lucky these guys are so confused by everything going on that their coordination is horrible at the moment." The boy with the pine tree hat spoke. "It's only going to get worse though, so we better make headway while we can."
"I don't see how we'll lose when we have Godzilla on our side." Odd shot a few gems.
"I know right?" The bushy haired girl with a pink sword said on the coms. " Why doesn't he use this form more often?" As if to answer them, the giant alien and floating arm got into a beam off … which resulted in a blast that decimated the mountain range.
"That's why." Dipper explained. "Any other situation it would be overkill. You don't exactly call King Kong to stop a bank robbery, unless you want an entire town flattened and crumbled."
"Point taken." KO noted as he punched another gem. "Alright, how many more do we …" He paused. "Oh no."
"What is it, KO?" A girl with dark skin and a scarf asked, throwing some kuni.
"They got their second wind." He pointed to the massive army of gems approaching them, led by a Blue lady with an electric whip.
"They never make it easy, do they?" Rena Rouge sighed as she got her flute out."
"Nope." Chat Noir jumped in. "So what do you say Melady? Five thousand each and see who clears it first?"
"I don't know. That seems pretty one sided….for them." Ladybug smirked as she swung her Yo-Yo.
"Oh my god, we do not need another flirting couple in our lives." Odd groaned. "Yumi and Ulirch are already bad enough."
"Jeremy, make a note to stab Odd later." He said to the com.
" I've scheduled you for next monday. Make it count."
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Anne sat down with Sasha. "So … you ready for another war?" She asked the girl as they stared at the sunset.
"Is that a rhetorical question?" Sasha smirked as they gazed up at the sky. "So you're friends with a bunch of dimension hoppers now? When we went into different friend groups, this wasn't exactly what I thought pictured for you."
"Yeah, I would have invited you sooner, but Steven and Star have this thing against therapy." Anne chuckled. "Thought it would've been awkward for you, studying psychology and all."
"Eh, don't blame them. It can turn everything sour if you don't do it right. Heck, before Amphibia, I would've been more inclined to punch a therapist rather than become one." Her best friend laughed. "Now get to see if Grimsey's training still stuck around."
"You kicked the butts of two of our best hands to normal fighters and fought the third to a stand still while barely breaking a sweat, and you think it hasn't stuck?" Anne asked with a questioning smirk.
"What can I say? Pain is temporary, but badassery is for life." Even with the ever changing world that they lived in, Anne was grateful for something that never did.
"Alright, the town is placed inside of shelters, we're all good to go if things get rough." Gwen said as the rest of the earth group approached. "Nana made good on her promise, that thing is ironclad."
"I know right?" Star noted, giving a grin. "Had Phineas and Ferb work with Peridot to make it nearly indestructible and magic proof. A few trap glyphs surrounding it here and there doesn't hurt either." The former princess then turned to the witches. "I know it'll be harder for you guys to fight, but if you do go up against a gem, the best way to knock them out is with electricity, so use those glyphs if you get the chance."
"Understood." Luz smiled. "Let's give it our all." The girl turned to the sky. "Bring it on!" A giant Yellow Arm appeared almost instantly. "Wow, I'm nailing the protagonist's call out timing."
"We just call it by its real name: Bad luck." Marco snorted. "Star, Powerpuffs, I believe that's your cue."
"We're on it." Blossom nodded. "Come on girls, you know the drill."
"Don't let the yellow arm touch the ground at all." Bubbles smiled.
"And let the weaklings handle the rest." And with Buttercup's cocky statement, they were off.
Within a flash of light, the wind picked up, the three of them rocketing and impacting the ship so hard it was sent skyward, where they circled it at incredible speeds and began wailing on the confused spacecraft. "Hah, totally caught it off guard!" The Ninja laughed as it pointed upward. "Hand Spaceship's all like 'What the Juice!?' and those toddlers just keep ramming into it like 'we're totally the cheese!'." Anne liked her new friends, but she could live without the slang.
"And that leaves us our job." Star said as she lit up her hands. "Make sure nothing can interfere with them … how sharp is that sword ninja?"
"Magic, it can cut through anything except stupidity." The black cladded boy nodded.
"How would you even know what counts…?" Pearl tried to ask.
"Pro ninja tip: Never accept a dare to slice a tractor in half."
"And somehow that's the most normal thing that's come out of this group yet." Sasha laughed, pulling out her own blade. "Come on, let's keep those kids safe to wail on-is that ship glowing?"
They all stared as the Yellow arm began to spark, glowing brighter and brighter, until a burst of energy overtook the sky, the Powerpuffs being launched into the beachhouse next to them. "So that happened…" Gwen winced as the three little gals struggled to get back up.
"No, no, no, no If they're down, then that means…!!" Star shrieked out as the Yellow ship began flying just a little to the west of them, over a barren patch of grassland. The arm shifted in the air, charging up its palm as it aimed straight at the ground.
"Everyone, hit the deck!" Sasha shoved her down as the spaceship blasted the ground with enough force to cause a massive shockwave, the ocean receding and the ground cracking as a massive force of air crushed some of the buildings of the city.
That was all it took for the ground to begin rumbling and shaking. What felt like a massive earthquake overtook the area as the group stumbled to keep themselves steady. "The planet's shaking, the freaking planet is shaking!" Finn proclaimed as the crackling became louder and louder. "This is that Cluster thing you were warning us about!?
"An abominable amalgamation of several gem shards forcibly fused together as massive geo super weapon!" Pearl reiterated for everyone. "If it fully emerges, the entire planet goes!"
Multiple lights came flooding out of the ground, wailing and screaming as the streams started tangling. "As someone who's seen the Cluster first hand, we're watching it form!" Marco shouted.
"We'll stop it!" Buttercup shouted, before groaning. "Nope … can't fly … everything is broken."
"Don't worry, we know healing spells, we can get you fixed…!" Amity raced over to them, but not before the spectral sight before them became more solid, until it formed into what looked like a giant muscly arm without any skin. "Please don't crush us, please don't crush us please don't crush us!"
"For once in our lives!" Star shouted, tears in her eyes with an absolute look of hopelessness on her face, the mutant arm clutching its hand. "Can't something go right!?" The arm punched the Yellow ship, sending it flying.
The giant muscled hand came over them, almost staring at the group … before giving a thumbs up.
"Ahh." Anne checked back with the coms. "Was the giant arm fighting Yellow's ship always a part of the plan?"
"Steven said when he bubbled it, it didn't want to form…they must still remember what he did for them!" Marco exclaimed!
"Steven reformed THAT thing!?" Luz starred in awe. "Wow, he's good."
"YES!" Star shouted, going full on butterfly mode as she went soaring into the sky. "FINALLY, A WIN! Come on Cluster, for Steven, let's take on that big Yellow jerk!" She pointed to the reciprocating arm ship, almost dazed. "Team Owl House, you heal the girls! The rest of us, get ready for anything!"
"Now that we actually have a snowball's chance in hell, I am!" Anne cheered as the Yellow ship whirled as a couple dozen or so orb-like objects were shot out of it and blasted to the surface, where they grew legs and began marching towards them. "... Yeah, we can fight marbles." As long as they didn't have to take on the Yellow arm.
"Robonoids….man does that take me back." Marco looked almost nostalgic as he pounded his gauntlets together, forming an electrical spark between them. "Now let's kick some shiny metal ass!"
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It was very hard for Perry to move on the ship … considering that said ship was currently fighting a giant man with lasers. Getting on here was tricky in of itself, given that he shouldn't technically be here. Fortunately, the boys were with the rest of the KND aiding in the rescue raids on the camps, and given the circumstance, it wasn't hard to convince one of the other groups of kids that he was just some random bystander wanting to help.
"Well, we made it, duck guy." The pink frog boy known as Spring Planter said as they snuck into the corridors. Behind him was a handful of hamsters that Kuki had ordered to help him,the pink lion that followed him around for some reason, and a blue horse-like alien named Slyvia.
"Actually he's a platypus." Said alien corrected.
"Gazoontite."
Perry gave a shush motion, motioning the small group as they paused at the edge of a hallway. "Did you hear that there are camps being attacked by the 'Kids Next Door'?" A yellow gem, a Topazz if he recalled from the lecture, asked from a door. A door that unfortunately held the people they were supposed to break out.
"No way, how does a Diamond jumping dimensions act as a signal for everyone to attack Mewni at once?" Another Topaz asked with confusion.
"Who knows? Last thing we need are species like the Highbreeds or Incursions getting into the mix." To be perfectly honest, this whole situation did feel a little overwhelming for Perry. He had gone on missions that required a global scale, heck, it wasn't even the first cross dimensional one he's embarked on. But his usual comfort zone, as shameful as it probably was to admit, was stopping a middle aged semi-mad scientist from enacting petty revenge on the town. Still, for his boys, he would move entire planets to protect them.
"What do you think Aquamarine is doing to them?"
"Probably the same old same old, tourture them for information without any concern for lives."
Shit, that was the gem that the literal powerhouses couldn't fight head on. They needed to do this delicately and quietly … "You're not torturing anyone on my watch!" … Why did they bring the frog boy again?
"Eh, probably for the best. Subtly was never my strongest suit." Syliva cracked her knuckles and neck.
" Brrrrrrrrgh. " Perry rolled his eyes, motioning for the hamsters to run in as Lion … merely stood where he was. Why were they so insistent on coming if they never helped? It was usually Doofenmsmirtz, so it would be overkill anyway, but still, even when the world was at stake.
The first Topaz swung a club, only for Sprig to jump out of the way and land a kick to their face … and jump back with a cry. "Too durable, it hurts to hit them!"
"They're living rocks, it makes sense for them to be more dense than the average lifeform." Slyvia snorted as they swung their tail to make one of the guards trip on their feet. "We can take care of tweedle dee and tweedle dumb over here, you go off and find a way to crash this oversized tin can!
Perry nodded, rushing past them and opening the door … only to be met with a small pixie-like gem with a wand aimed at him. "You all were screaming out your plans through a thin door. I swear, organics are some of the dumbest things to exist."
" Brrrrrr." Perry chirped as he jumped over one of her attacks, slightly agreeing with the little evil doer. He's lived in the tri-state area long enough to know humans weren't always the brightest creatures.
"Ooooh, a jumpy little troglodyte are you?" The little blue alien girl snarked as she continued to fire at him.
"Actually he's a Platypus." Spoke the queen of darkness, chained to the wall along with who he assumed was Globgor. "They normally don't do much."
"Whatever it is, it'll soon be dead." The blue brat refused to shut up as Perry took a glance at some of the Hamsters, who were hidden from plain view and chewing every wire and device they could find. "I'm one of the highest ranked elite enforcers of the Diamonds themselves, yet I continuously find myself given the task of eliminating oversized rodents."
"He isn't a rodent, and his name is Perry!" Sprig shouted, only for one of the Topaz soldiers to send him into a wall. "Why did I look away?"
"Because your organic brain is too soft and malleable to comprehend just how outclassed you really are!" Aquamarine began to fire more and more rapidly as Perry continued to dodge. "We're the perfect empire, we exterminate the weak and useless and continue to perfect the universe with our presence!"
" Trust me lady, I've seen hundreds of would-be conquerors and empires do the same shtick over and over again, and none of them ever work or succeed!" Slyvia shouted as she jumped on one of the clubs and gave one of the Topaz's a bicycle kick across the chin.
"You've never seen it down correctly before! And soon, it'll be a fact the entire multiverse will forever cement all the idiots that dare to defy us!" Aquamarine threw a control panel right where Perry had landed, trapping him in a corner. "But don't worry. Blue Diamond only requires a handful of Mewmans to survive, so you won't be alive to see it come to fruition!" The gem pointed their wand at him. "Consider it the greatest gift one could ever receive from the mighty and eloquent Aquamarine!" The wand fired off, Perry braced for impact…
"RAAGHH!" A Pink Portal opened in front of Perry, opening a wormhole for the beam to move into … as a second portal came from behind Aquamarine, leaving her stuck in place when the beam hit. Guess they were just waiting for the moment.
"What the…no…no! This insolence will not stand!" Aquamarine shouted indignantly. "Topaz! Topaz! Stop playing with the organics and get me out of here!"
"On i-" One of the Topaz's tried to run towards the brat, only for a large yellow tongue to wrap around her face, making her collide right into the metal wall.
"TOPAZ!" The other one shouted in concern and worry, which gave Slyvia enough time to smack them across the face, sending them crashing into another wall.
"Guess they were just too hard headed for their own good." Slyvia joked as she high fived Sprig. "Nice tongue action, squirt. Way to stay on your toes."
"Constantly living in danger on two worlds has drastically improved my situational awareness." The frog smiled.
He ran up, hitting the shackle binding Globor's arms, the electronic machine glitching from both the hit and the messed up wirings, freeing him. "Thank you, my friend." He simply nodded as Perry pointed to Eclipsa. "Ah yes, don't want to forget what's most important."
"Glad you know your priorities." The Queen smirked as she was freed. "Alright now, I believe we're free to run now." There was a massive shake in the ship. "We're nearing the limit as it is."
"Don't think this is over! I will get out of here! Vengeance will come my way, I assure you! I GUARANTEE IT!"
"Ahh, shut your pie hole and stay still like a good little girl as this hunk of junk gets turned to scrap." Slyvia rolled her eyes as they ran towards the nearest exit, the hamsters running to catch up to them
"I'll get you for this..you…you…whatever living abomination you are!" The brat continued to shout as the theme song played them out.
He's perry! Perry the platypus!
"Curse you Perry the Platypus!" Aquamarine shouted as they ran for their lives. A mission never felt completed until someone said those words.
Perry! A-gent-P!
"Does anyone else hear that?" Globgor asked. "It's pretty catchy."
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Wander placed a rag on a recovered Mewman's face. "There there, it'll be okay, you're just a bit drained is all." He was never one for fighting, but his experience with Dominator taught him that some people need a little more than words alone. "Here, why don't I see what's on the menu tonight." He reached his hand into his hat and scuffled around for a bit unti he was able to latch onto something. "Oooh, freshly made Caramel Popcorn!"
"My..My favorite." The Mewman's eyes widened in awe and hunger as they gobbled it up almost instantly. "Thank you, strange and kind orange spoon monster."
"No problem, happy to help." They smiled. "Just call out if you need anything else, I'm gonna go check on your friends." It was a little strange that all the people kept calling him a monster, but no one seemed all that malicious to him, so no harm, no foul.
"Can't believe this is Ludo's castle." Kelly commented as they helped bring in more civilians from the rescue raids. "Or that the little maniac is actually helping people."
"It's a Hater situation." Wander smiled. "He's a terrible villain, but a great hero."
"A hero…I never actually thought of it like that before." Said former villain said as she handed out pillows and towels to those that needed it. "Sounds kind of nice to be honest."
"Careful, this isn't the time for ego." A tall lizard man with one eye said. "We need to focus all our efforts if we're gonna save your kingdom."
"Alright, we're in the endgame, Blue Diamond's ship is close to destruction." Marcy, the hooded girl, said while looking over a map. "We need the Miraculous Team in bound. Jeremy, can you give your squad a boost?"
"I'm doing the best I can." The kid called Jeremy said into his computer. "The portable version doesn't have the same processing power as the original, I'm already using every tower available to materialize the four of them in avatar form."
"I could always go out." Rad spoke.
"No, some of these guys are on death's door, and your powers are keeping their body regulations stable." Webby, the nice duck girl, explained as she placed some salve on a couple of bruised and cut civilians. "Steven can't kiss and lick everyone after all."
"Don't worry, I got something for that. Pegasus, if you would."
"On it."
A portal opened, and out came several little green men that looked like they were made out of Watermelon marched into the room, each one carrying buckets of some kind of pink liquid. "Fresh healing water straight from Rose's fountain, one of the few nice things my mom left behind for me."
"Nice … I need to go recharge now, no one look behind the tree."
"Tell me if Kaalik likes those snacks I made!" Mabel shouted into the coms, causing everyone to groan. "Sorry." She winced.
"Seriously girl, warn a gal before you go screaming into my eardrums." The voice of his best friend Syliva spoke up.
"How's your part, Sylvi?" He asked.
"Went off without a hitch! Eclipa and Globgor have been freed, and we're heading back to base now." Amazing! He never doubted his best friend in any universe for a second!
"Base, this is Phineas Flynn speaking, we've managed to liberate half the camps." The triangle headed boy said into the mic.
"Good, keep it up, the soldiers are beginning to double down on Quartzs." Dipper nodded. "Do we have a visual on big blue's status?"
"Good news, Blue Diamonds ship was destroyed!" The group cheered at Odd's comment. "I can see her coming out and … and … oh fuck."
"Language!" Wander commented, leaving everyone to stare at him. "What? Just because it's a serious situation doesn't mean we should forget proper word etiquette."
"Blue Diamond is ragdolling Way Big with her bare hands." Oh … well that was far from a fine howdo youdo.
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Way Big was tossed into the air, before the Blue blur that looked almost faster than XLR8 moved above him, hitting the giant with enough force to slam them into the ground. "That … wasn't part of the plan." Ben groaned out as Blue Diamond landed hard on him.
"If you can truly become any organic in the cosmos, then the answer to defeating you is simple." The lady standing on Way Big's chest gripped her hands tightly. "Eradicate all lifeforms you can possibly change into." She said with a voice about as cold as Vilgax and Ghostfreak combined.
"Lady…you are so deranged and twisted if…you actually think you're going to win here." Ben coughed out as she sent one of those orbs of energy directly into his Omnitrix.
"Then if you actually think you can manage anything go ahead." She said, "I have slain more lives longer than you have lived, I have colonized planets armed with technology and power surpassing their organic bodies!" She hit the watch again as it began to spark. "So go ahead and fuel that delusional notion that you have a chance!"
"Is it…really delusional….to just have faith…that doing the right thing means we'll win in the end?" Ben laughed as the sparks started to cover his entire body.
" Ben, if you want to live for the next five seconds, you should really shut up!" He heard Dipper call out in his ear.
"If I'm going out either way … I'm doing it my way." He switched, figuring that Wildvine might be better against someone he can't outpunch. And shot out some vines out of his arm … only to see he had golden plugs for fingers. "Wait, what?" Ben looked his new body over as Blue stared at him. Black and white with weird looking plugs on the ends of his fingers and overly large ears that looked like wire cables.
"A conductoid … Yellow is more used to dealing with them." Blue Diamond spoke with mild surprise.
"Out of all the times to give me a new guy, now is not it." He groaned. He was smaller and clearly out of his weight class, so he didn't exactly have high hopes for this one… then again she ragdolled Way Big, so that was every alien who could punch hard out of his options list. "Let's see what he can do then."
"Your ignorance will be your own undoing!" Blue Diamond shouted as she made an overly large orb of that energy and chucked it at him.
Not having any other real options, he stuck his fingers out, hoping maybe this one would be able to catch the ball…and then the ball paused and got smaller…and smaller, and small … oh god, this felt amazing! It was like he was hopped up on sugar and got a new Sumo Slammers game at once, this was incredible! "It's like Upchuck but better!" He laughed, jumping up and hitting her with her own power. "Oh yeah! How's that for …" Giving energy back, electric look … "Feedback!"
The return fire caught the overly sized woman off guard, sending her back flying as the ball collided with her arms as she tried to defend herself, clearly looking unprepared for what just happened. "...You organics both continue to impress and annoy me to no end. But tell me.." The tyrant's entire aura glowed bluer and bluer as her presence became a hundred fold stronger. "I've been collecting the mystical energies of this accused rock for well over a week, what you just absorbed was not ever an hour's worth of power…are you capable of holding in the true power of a Diamond?"
"Go ahead you giant crybaby, I can take it!" He called her out, wanting to take in more of that amazing feeling.
"Very well, I shall be all the more amused by your hubris!" Blue Diamond created an even bigger orb, three or four times bigger, and sent another one, and another one, and another, all more detectable balls of energy for him to snack on.
He absorbed more and more, laughing as he felt warmer, stronger, faster, sma-pain started to grow, his body sparking. This was too much, he didn't know how to use the guy. Feedback started to get pushed down, seeing sparks form as the work got more and more blue, feeling his body strain harder. "Too…much…too much blue…."
"Oh come on now." She smirked. "We haven't even gone through a whole day yet." Now it was simply a steady stream, the moment he stopped he would die. He could see the watch spark green and red out of the corner of his eye.
"Too much…too much… too much!" Eventually an explosion was created from the watch, sending him flying back as the watch timed out.
"Under all that bravado … you're just a human child." They walked to him. "And here I thought they wouldn't be involved with something out of their league." The Diamond raised her hand, ready to smack him down…
"I don't know...I've seen some pretty impressive humans in my time." A cool and British sounding voice said calmly as two giant oversized gauntlets flew over his head, shot from a purple afro woman with shades as they caught the Diamond's attention.
"A fusion …" They growled. "It seems both worlds bring out the worst in gems."
"Don't worry buddy, you did good." Spoke a tall gray lady with rainbow hair as she picked him up. "Rest up and leave it to the others."
"What the…how..?" Ben tried to question.
"This is just what we do." Garnet smirked as she adjusted her visor. "We're the crystal gem's…it's our job to save the day."
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Blue Diamond had not been having a good day. The lack of progress on their mission, the attack from the shapeshifting human, the news of the full out assault, and now a Crystal Gem standing in front of her. "Another servant of Rose."
"I am no one's servant." The horrendous abomination of gem's walked forward, clearly deranged and suicidal if they kept moving forward without so much as a hint of fear. "I am the love and will of two gems who fled from your court, I am the embodiment of our freedom, of our right to choose our own destiny!"
"Love … freedom … you talk as if you can possibly be allowed this." She raised her hand as she went to strike the rebellious gem personally.
"We can, because we don't belong to Homeworld!" She dared to shout. "And we can win this fight!"
"You can win NOTHING!" She sent out her aura of despair, but despite this, the abomination continued to march on forward, daring to cling on to her being as she gripped her cloak. "What can you hope to achieve by clinging to my feet?"
"I can … keep you … in place." What?
She was hit from the side by a metallic staff, extending into her. "What's wrong Garnet, feeling blue ?"
"Not the time for puns Mon Chat." A red string was wrapped around her left arm, binding it into place.
"Unless it only tortures tall, dark, and mopey over here." Blue suddenly felt her right arm being bound by something furry and yellow. "You can catch her tongue like the cat you are and fill it with delicious laughter! Or even give her some cat scratch fever!"
Seeing this primitive attempt at keeping her in place, she simply pulled her arms, sending both of the two flimsy attempts flying in the air. This was offset by a hit of some green shield at her face and … a familiar pink one. "Rose …" She growled.
"I got her attention, now what!?"
"Duck!" Spoke a slithering looking organic.
"What?" Blue Diamond was baffled, before the back of her head was assaulted by a series of energy arrows, where upon turning around she saw… "Another fusion!?"
"I only come every so often, the threat of a Diamond seemed very appropriate to come out." Spoke the four armed gray fusion as she continued her assault continuously.
"Opal, glad you can be here." Rose nodded to the abomination before turning to the other one. "I'll ask how you're here later. What's it looking like, Garnet?"
"Future vision isn't working as I'd like even more than usual." The first abomination that appeared clarified. "Someone else is messing with it actively, avoiding negative outcomes."
"Sorry, Viperion is giving the best he can with our options!" The red and black spotted figure shouted. "What's our next move!?"
"Move in, Queen Bee!" The slithering organic called out again as a yellow and black striped one was charging right at her.
"Your utterly ridiculous takeover is officially done for!" It launched at her like some sort of irritating insect, which as such, the Diamond swatted away with ease, the anger and annoyance already reaching its boiling point.
"Enough!" With a shout, her aura expanded, the two fusions dissipating, components filled with tears. The shifting organic fell to the ground, as drained as a Mewman. "None of you could possibly comprehend my grief!"
"I understand that you're just a super selfish crybaby." Another voice came announced, as what appeared to be another human walked on the stage.
"Jana?!" Rose said, getting up despite the tears swelling up in her eyes. "How did you..?"
"Did you think I wasn't going to get involved when my best friend and Boyfriend are in the middle of a war?" The human held the traitor close.
"Can't fuse …" The Pearl spoke. "She's like a jamming field … only basics and Miraculous work around her." They pathetically cried out. "If we can even muster the effort to move through this … grief."
"Well that may be the case for you super rock ladies…but me and Steven…" The organic twirled the traitor in an intimate spin. "We work a little differently."
With a loud poof and a bright showing of light, the traitor and human had disappeared, leaving only…"WHOHOOO! Oh man, isn't this quite the gloomy atmosphere! Not ideal for a party at all!"
"You just have to infect everything, don't you Rose?" She asked, marching to the fusion as the plant life began to crumble from Blue's ever increasing emotions and aura. She wasn't about to stop when someone so despicable was in shattering distance.
"Infect, you say…what a great idea!" The fusion said as it sprung into the air, growing multiple arms and sent them into the backs of all her down and despairing foes. "You're all amazing and I want to have fun with all my awesome friends! So stop your sadness!" A pulsing energy was emanating from the traitor as she somehow felt her own aura shrink somehow. "Stop your crying, stop your despair, and let's keep on fighting so we may all be HAPPY!"
"Yeah…YEAH!" The Amethyst shot up quickly, looking bright and cheerful. "I'm sick of feeling awful all the time! Come on guys, let's get this party popper off this planet!" Slowly, the crystal gems…those awful, traitorous, MURDERING gems began to get up as if her power was nothing!
"Impossible!" She ranted. "You think you deserve to be happy after all you've done!?" She launched blast after blast against the Crystal Gems.
"CATACLYSM!" The black cladded feline jumped in the way, and somehow turned her attacks into dust!
"What even is-"
"Beast of Baggbagba!" The sky exploded in the distance, chasing her to drop her focus for a moment.
"VENOM!" Before she could process the impossible situation, the yellow and black one hit her side … and Blue no longer had the ability to move.
"VOYAGE!" A bright green light emerged from behind her.
"CLOUT!" And with that shout, a burst of force from a purple organic sent her flying backwards.
"No…No!!" Blue trembled as she tried to fight off whatever hold was on her. "I am a Diamond! You're all nothing!"
Another bright light was shown, and yet ANOTHER fusion, this one being the most tall and abominable yet charged right at her and used its six arms to shove her through the portal. "How much is a Diamond really worth if nothing can push you back?" The creature mocked before Blue felt herself fall through.
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Star burst through another robonoid as the smile refused to leave her face. Even with Pearl leaving to help the Mewni team, smashing up the robonoids was a fairly easy process. "How's everyone else going?"
"We're honking Bruce right over here!" The Ninja proclaimed as they sliced a robonoid in half.
"Alright, we're really going to have to work on trash talking, because you haven't told me any of those words." Gus said as he tricked some Robonoids into attacking each other.
"I'm pretty sure none of those are actually from any known language on earth." Anne commented as she rode on top of one and forced it to collide with another robonoid."
"We say it all the time back at Norrisville, the town's the cheese!"
"And like that they've lost me." Blossom said as she punched a marble. "So is anyone gonna help the Cluster with … that?" She gestured to the giant arm wrestling match going on.
"Yeah, it wouldn't hurt to give them a helping hand…that pun was not intentional I swear." Star said as she sent a blast onto Yellow's ship, weakening it even more as the Cluster arm wrestled it into submission. "Come on big guy, she's just one gem, you're a million gems working together! Smash her up!"
It gave a serenade of sounds as it continued to strain itself, small glitches present along the arm. The guys were probably straining themselves with being half formed like this. "If that's not a cry for help, I don't know what is!" Bubbles shouted as she sped up and smashed her way right through the metal arm, coming out the other side. "The walls are weak now! Attack with everything you got!"
The entire group of anyone who could fly or shoot with long range attacks started barraging the ship over and over, causing explosions and loud creaks along the metal, visible cracks began to form as the glow died down, finished as the Cluster lifted Yellow's ship and tossed it into the ocean.
"Mathematical!" Finn chanted as the Cluster continued to glitch and wave at them.
"You did good man, we can handle it from here!" Marco waved to the fused monstrosity. They watched it all slink back into the earth as a series of lights. "... So we're now friends with a giant arm monster."
"Think we've been friends with it since Steven bubbled it." Star mentioned as her com began to ring. "What's up?"
"Big blue is off Mewni! I repeat, we got Blue Diamond off of Mewni!" Dipper announced in the com. "Better brace yourselves, because she is incoming right now!"
Star saw a giant hole appear in the sky, instantly feeling the familiar drain as she fell to the ground. "Great … now we've just gotta put everything on her, and we're good to-"
BANG! BANG! BANG!
They all looked to the Yellow Ship, listening as something rampaged through it, until the horrifying image of Yellow Diamond ripping her way through the metal appeared before them.
"..Guess it was too much to hope that she would die in the middle of the crash." Sasha mumbled a little disappointedly.
Blue Diamond stood up, an angry visage on her face as she glanced around, noticing Yellow as she jumped the ocean, landing on the beach in front of them as the energy felt even worse on Star than before. "I take it that troubling organics have been getting in your way as well?" Blue asked.
"Believe it or not, the Cluster actually tried to resist forming." Yellow replied, glancing down at her hand. "I'll have to drag it out myself."
"Ugh…I'm not feeling so good.." Hunter coughed as the rest of the witches, save for Luz, looked tired and drained. "It almost feels like the draining spell all over again."
"Don't worry, we're still in fighting shape!" Buttercup yelled out as she charged directly at Blue…only to be swatted like a fly.
"You wouldn't believe that the cause of most of the setbacks were made by mere human children." Blue Diamond moaned in annoyance. "White will never let us hear the end of it when she finds out."
"Humans? I swear, earth is nothing but trouble." Yellow gave a scoff. "It's time we end this silly farce." She held out her hand to Blue.
"Agreed." Blue grasped it, blue and yellow energies forming together, a massive surge of combined and green energy overtaking the area as Star found it hard to breathe.
"... Still think it was a good idea to bring them together?" Star said sarcastically into the com.
"I got this!" The Ninja ran forward, swinging his blade … as it disintegrated on contact with the ball of energy. "... I can't tell if this is an anti magic thing or the sword really just thinks fighting these guys is stupid."
" It ain't over yet!" Ladybug announced into the coms as everyone looked up at the Pegasus portal that was still open, where the out came the entire Mewni team, the miraculous heroes, KO, the Amphibians, everyone, including her brother.
"Irritating." Blue growled out as they threw the ball of almighty removalstraight at them.
"Round Two Cataclysm!" Chat Noir hit the ball of green head on … and was pushed back. "Okay, this is the first thing to actually resist Cataclysm and that terrifies me like nothing else!" KO helped as best as he could, using energy fists to keep it at bay.
"Great..." Steven muttered as he began wiping a few tears from his eyes and pressing his com . "Well, we are by the ocean. Lapis, do your thing."
"On it!" The blue gem raised her arm, forming watery chains around the two Diamonds.
"Impossible!" Blue Diamond shouted as her aura got bigger and bigger, but Lapis's still stood like she wasn't being affected, the big green energy dying down. "How can you still function with all my grief!"
"It's not the worst pain I've felt." … Maybe someone needed to talk to Lapis.
"Calm yourself Blue." Yellow spoke, pushing against the chain and aiming at Lapis. "They'll fall eventually." And fired a beam of yellow energy straight at her.
"SHELTER!" A green barrier was formed, cracking under the strain. "Alright, we need your magical winning power now Ladybug!"
"I'm on it!" The hero shouted. "Lucky Charm!" They all looked as Ladybug's yo-yo produced … a diamond, falling into her hand. "I … I … can't figure this one out actually." They looked panicked.
"So this is the end." Chat Noir said bluntly, shaking off his smoking hand as his ring beeped. "I always thought it would be heartbreak to do me in."
"It's shaped like Pink Diamond's….like my gem." Steven turned to his stomach, his eyes widening. "The fight can only end when they know the truth!"
"Steven, that's never worked well for us!" Star shouted from under the strain of the Diamonds.
"It's either that or try to exhaust them, and I don't think we can do that if we had a thousand years!" Steven pointed to their friends, already feeling the pressure beginning to get to them.
"Amity, hang in there baby." Luz held onto her weakened looking girlfriend.
"Steven…!" Star tried to reason once more, only for the green shell to crack, allowing her brother to run out to the front line, armed with his shield at hand.
"Listen, I know this is going to sound crazy, but it's the truth!" He shouted to the two emperors of Homeworld. "Pink Diamond wasn't shattered!"
"You…you... you!" With a bright flash, Yellow Diamond broke from her confines with a speed that felt unnatural for someone of her size, and raised her boot right above Steven's head.
" Steven!" Everyone shouted as her brother was powerless to do anything except create a giant shield above him before the foot came down on him, where a surge of yellow and pink energy exploded onto the scene, the force pushing everyone back as crackles of lightning and thuds of pulses filled their ears.
"Would you … get out of your own … superiority and … listen!?" Steven shouted, glowing pink as scales covered his body, pushing back just a tad. "Pink Diamond … is …"
"Would you do everyone a favor and just die!"Yellow's entire body glowed electric, stomping on the shield again, more energy pulsing into the air, this time even managing to disorient the diamond.
"Steven!" Star shouted as she and Kelly ran up to him. "It's going to be fine, it's going to be fine…!" She repeated over and over again as her brother laid unconscious.
"He's just knocked out, we just need…" Kelly picked him up as she looked at her. "..Star..?"
"We can't reason with them..we can't slow them down…" Star saw only black as she looked at bastards that dared hurt her family.
"One down …" Yellow stared at them in disdain, now forming another ball of electricity. "Finally, some progress."
"…But I can slowly break them apart!" Darkstar rose as she collided with the ball of energy, catching it in her arms and turning it black before sending it right back in Yellow's direction.
Black veins overlook the bastard for a good ten seconds, making her heave and huff heavily as Yellow was sent to her knees. "What the..?"
"Keep strong Yellow." Blue went over, rubbing her back and glaring at them. "It doesn't matter what they pull out, it won't be enough in the end."
"Let's test that then shall we?" She began charging up power. "Deadly Spidervenom Stingers!"