"That couldn't be better, Dwayne, good luck with the new season!"
After he hung up, he immediately called Shaq.
"Welcome to Cleveland, Shaq, I'm excited to partner with you this upcoming season!"
Shaq's raspy voice came through from the phone:
"King, get ready to ascend to the throne, I'll be your most loyal Sword Guard!"
To be honest,
that was the most magnificent phrase LeBron had ever heard.
Shaq hadn't given him a drink, yet he was drunk as a dog.
"Sharks" plus "King," he really wanted to post a status on Facebook with just three words:
Who else!
Just as he was caught up in excitement, Danny Ferri called him, "Buddy, I held up my end of the deal, so are you going to keep your end of the deal too..."
"No problem, Danny, I've decided. Let's sign a 4-year contract, you just need to give me a player option for the last year!"
LeBron was extremely prompt, so much so that Danny Ferri almost thought he had heard wrong.
