"What's up, goof. You smiling a lot?" Ryuk's eyes opened up as he looked at his leg, finding Void sitting before him, studying his expression with a raised eyebrow.
"What's there not to smile about?" Ryuk said as he picked up the dark thing and gave it the hardest hug of its life.
"I... don't... know. Hey! You'll squeeze me out!" Void screamed, and grinned before dropping it back down.
"So, you asked what's not to smile about, huh? Hmm. Maybe the fact that you're still bitchless!" Void said as Ryuk's expression contorted.
"What's with you and bitches anyway, Void?" He couldn't help but ask.
"And you seem to have developed quite the unhealthy obsession with female bosoms. That isn't good for my reputation."
"Reputation?"
"HAHAHAHA!"
Ryuk's gaze dimmed when he looked at Void rolling around in laughter.
"Tell me, Ryuk. What reputation do you have?"
"I, Ryuk, am the current savior of Endearth from the 6th Knull Invasion. I could list a hundred more from where that came from—"