Sitting in Haruno's car, Hikigaya felt like he was on pins and needles.
He never expected Haruno to be so bold when alone in the car.
Sigh… Women, after all.
Which raised the question—
With such great conditions, why hasn't she found a man already?!
At this moment, Haruno hadn't started the car yet. Instead, she turned to the boy with a teasing smile.
"Hikigaya-kun, aren't you thinking about something? Hehe, come on~ No need to be so reserved. Say whatever's on your mind~"
"N-no, nothing…"
"Oh? Really?"
Haruno's smile was bright and warm.
But.
From Hikigaya's perspective, it was like a demon grinning at him maliciously.
A terrifying woman.
There was no way he dared offend this walking disaster.
Used tissues, a suspicious telescope, and the unusual scent in the car—he wouldn't breathe a word about any of it.
Clearing his throat, Hikigaya calmly said, "Miss Haruno, you look exceptionally beautiful today, very feminine… That's all I wanted to say."
"Oh? I look beautiful today?"
Haruno blinked in surprise before laughing.
"So, Hikigaya-kun, are you saying I wasn't beautiful before?"
"No, no, no! I mean you're especially beautiful today, even more than usual. Which already implies that you've always been very beautiful."
Hikigaya wouldn't dare offend her, so he quickly clarified.
"Ara, Hikigaya-kun, you're making me blush~" Haruno playfully covered her face with her hand, feigning embarrassment.
Though it was obviously an act, this devil's bashful expression did carry a certain charm… Cough, cough—stay calm!
"I wonder what little Yukino would think if she heard you say that, Hikigaya-kun?" Haruno mused with interest.
"Oi! You better not tell her."
"Fufu, look how flustered you are."
Seeing Hikigaya tense up, Haruno giggled.
"Well~ I won't say anything, but Hikigaya-kun~ can you come sit up front? It's so boring sitting here alone."
"Uh…"
Wasn't this just walking into the lion's den?
Hikigaya naturally wanted to refuse.
But Haruno's seemingly kind smile left him no room to argue.
With no other choice, Hikigaya reluctantly got out of the car and moved to the front seat.
And the moment he sat down—
He froze.
A strong scent filled the air.
It was… strangely pleasant.
Of course, this kind of fragrance would only be appealing to guys. For another woman, it might just be nauseating.
"What's wrong?"
Haruno smiled at him.
"You suddenly got all stiff."
"N-nothing…"
Avoiding her gaze, Hikigaya urged, "Just drive already."
He didn't want to spend even a second longer alone with Haruno.
She was like a rose with thorns—beautiful but extremely dangerous.
Yet, Haruno still wasn't in a hurry to start the car. Instead, she flashed a playful grin.
"Ne~, I need Hikigaya-kun to help me with something."
Sigh. I knew it. There's no way Haruno would let me off so easily.
"…What is it?"
"Hehe, I want you to take a few more pictures with me~"
"?!"
Hikigaya's brow twitched.
"Couple photos again? Why didn't you say anything when Yukinoshita was around?"
"Little Yukino wouldn't have agreed, obviously."
"…And you think I will?" Hikigaya deadpanned.
"Hikigaya-kun is such a kind person. Of course, he'll help me out, right?" Haruno beamed.
"..."
Taking couple photos with his girlfriend's older sister, in secret, behind her back—
Even for Hikigaya, this was too much.
He already felt guilty enough toward Yukinoshita, and now this?
It was just… way too immoral.
Not to mention—
Haruno was dangerous. Her intentions were probably far from innocent.
"Miss Haruno, I'm sor—"
Just as Hikigaya was about to tactfully refuse, Haruno suddenly leaned in like a little kitten.
"Help me out, won't you, Higakun~?"
"!!!"
Hikigaya's face changed dramatically.
The car was already cramped.
And Haruno's car was a sports coupe, meaning the front seats had even less space.
He wanted to run.
But there was nowhere to run!
Feeling Haruno's… overwhelming presence encroaching on his personal space, Hikigaya surrendered immediately.
"Alright, alright! I'll do it."
"Fufu~"
Haruno grinned victoriously.
"Thanks, Hikigaya-kun~"
"Hah…"
Hikigaya took a deep breath, trying to remain calm.
"This time, is it that couple's dress shirt again?"
"Of course~"
Haruno reached into the center console and pulled out a crisp white shirt.
Seeing this, Hikigaya's eyelid twitched. He sighed in resignation.
She really is a devil.
She must have planned this from the start.
"Oh, right!"
Just as Hikigaya was about to change, Haruno suddenly added,
"I should mention—yesterday, I told my besties that my boyfriend is really into feet~ So, Hikigaya-kun, about my legs… Hehe."
"…Huh?"
Hikigaya's eyelid twitched violently. He nearly lost it.
"F-foot fetish? Hey, hey, hey! We're just pretending! Don't just go making up weird settings for this fake relationship!"
"It makes things more interesting~ When I told them, they were so jealous~"
Saying this, Haruno slowly lifted her leg, sliding her smooth, fair thigh into Hikigaya's lap.
"???"
Hikigaya broke out in a cold sweat.
Her legs were so pale… Cough, cough!
Stay calm!
This is the devil's trap!
Seeing Hikigaya's clear resistance, Haruno's smile grew even brighter. A light blush dusted her cheeks as she eagerly said,
"Go on, Hikigaya-kun, why don't you… give my legs a few licks~?"
"!!!"
—
Meanwhile.
Sitting on the toilet, Yukinoshita was growing increasingly anxious.
"…Is Onee-sama bullying Hikigaya-kun again? Sigh…"
She wanted to be affectionate with Haruno.
But her sister was so cunning that she wasn't sure she could handle her.
It was complicated.
Just then, the system's voice chimed in with an enticing reminder—
[A duo grants bonus points. Sisters grant extra bonus points. A sisterly duo yields massive bonus points.]
[Highly recommending the host and Yukinoshita Haruno to serve Hikigaya Hachiman together, ensuring maximum point acquisition.]
[Not to mention, Haruno is a premium quality woman. Such a juicy prize—why let outsiders take it, Host?]
"???"
Are you out of your damn mind, system?!
This isn't some ancient era!
Now you're pushing sisters to serve him together?!
Wasn't my mission to get Kasumigaoka and Kawasaki to be affectionate with me?!
I am not about to share with other women!!
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