Before going for his hammer, Thor wanted to have a full meal, and he was only half full at noon.
Jane just took a sum of money from Shield, so she had enough money to invite someone to eat.
Su Yu wondered, "Jane, didn't I donate 10 million to you last time?"
Darcy interjected, "she said that money was for research, and it all went to buy new equipment!"
Su Yu nodded in appreciation, "this is what a real female scientist should be like, Darcy, you have to study more"
Darcy shrugged, "Su, I'm a lay-flat intern, waiting for you to take care of me, how can I have such big ambitions!"
Jane was totally speechless, "waiting to be supported, and you say your ambition is not big enough?"
Thor tapped the table with his finger and said solemnly, "actually, I am a prince, and have a huge kingdom to inherit"
Darcy rolled her eyes, "then why are you penniless and don't even have a cell phone?"
Thor got depressed again, "we don't have mobile phones in Asgard, and for money we use gold coins. I'll bring some to you when I can"
But Jane was more interested in the so-called hammer, "Thor, why can't people lift your hammer?"
The hammer god straightened instantly, and gave Jane a sweet smile, "Jane, my hammer is made from uru metal, the strongest metal in the nine realms, and was forged in the core of a dying star, only those who are worthy can lift it, and I am the only one worthy until now."
Thor couldn't pass up the chance to show off.
Su Yu shook his head secretly, 'just wait until he realises he can't pick it up anymore, I can't wait to see his face then.'
After bragging, Thor stood up and prepared to go get his hammer back.
Erik asked curiously, "the hammer is fifty kilometers from here. How do you plan to get there?"
Thor looked at Su Yu, "Su, lend me some of your money, I'm going to buy a horse"
But Darcy was very protective of her boyfriend, "come on, you definitely don't plan to repay the money!"
Thor felt slighted. It's not that he wants to default on his debt, but after he goes back to Asgard, it might be difficult for him to come back…
"If you don't want to, just say it, I'm just going to walk there!"
Su Yu suddenly said lightly, "you can't fly, it will take you about ten hours to walk there, the sun may be bright by the time you arrive, and Coulson may give you another body shock therapy once he discovers you"
Thor's body seemed to shudder in a conditioned reflex. Thinking it over, he gave everyone a sweet smile, "who can drive me there?"
Erik turned his head away, muttering, "with my old arms and old legs, I really can't afford to offend Shield."
Darcy leaned against Su Yu, "I'm going to find Su for class later"
Attend class? Thor didn't understand very well and tilted his head in confusion.
Jane played with her fingernails, "I just took the money from Shield so I can't backstab them"
Su Yu stood up and said, "I'll walk with you, but you have to learn how to order takeout"
Thor looked confused.
Su Yu threw a cell phone at him, "if you don't learn to order takeout, you can just walk by yourself"
Thor hit his chest proudly, "don't worry, it will take me a few seconds at most!"
Twenty minutes later… "haha, it's so easy! I want this spicy chicken burger!"
He laughed loudly.
Everyone rolled their eyes, isn't just learning how to order takeout? What's there to be so proud about? And this guy is laughing like a fool.
Su Yu stepped out, and ten seconds later he came back with the takeout that Thor ordered just now!
Thor blinked and looked very surprised, "so amazing? Then just have to give you a good review?"
Su Yu nodded, doing so many things just for a good review!
[Ding, the host has received a 5-star review from Thor, the completion rate is 75%, reward: strength +1, spirit +2, Hela's blessing!]
[Blessing of Hela, Goddess of Death: +20 strength, double body density!]
Su Yu was overjoyed. He didn't expect that after teaching Thor how to order takeout, he would actually get some of his sister Hela's ability.
Strength +20 adds a lot of power to him, and doubling the body density will greatly improve the body's strength, defense, and quick healing ability. Facing Superman again, he shouldn't suffer too much if he wants to compete in pure strength again.
But Hela's blessing? He won't become Thor's brother-in-law as well, will he?
Darcy suddenly said "you now owe Su ten thousand dollars!"
Thor pretended not to hear and kept munching on his burger.
Su Yu stood up and waved carelessly, "forget it, it's not much money anyway, Thor, let's go!"
Darcy said that she would also follow, while Jane said she also wanted to see the hammer.
Erik said that the elderly have trouble sleeping at night, so it's better to go out for a walk.
Thor instantly realized the shamelessness of the Midgardians, didn't they say they couldn't take him just now?
…
When approaching the place of the hammer, Darcy leaned forward and asked, "Su, what should we do? Do we sneak in?"
Thir waved his hand with a confident face, "I'll go in by myself, you just wait and see my triumphant return!"
Su Yu saw him so confident, so he nodded his head, "then you go, we will stay here waiting for your success"
Thor smiled. Although this Su grabbed a lot of attention from Jane, he was still a very loyal friend.
He nodded to Su Yu, "brother, I have a friend who is very good looking, I will introduce her to you next time"
Su Yu knows what this guy is thinking, if he becomes close with Sif, he would probably be embarrassed to snatch Jane from him. But unfortunately, Thor underestimates his shamelessness.
"Don't think about it for now, just focus on recovering your hammer and come back."
Thor was actually not so reckless, and sneaked in quietly. Unfortunately, he was still found, he beat the Shield agents all the way, but was blocked by Coulson.
Thor shook his blond hair and smiled, "bald friend, you gave lady Darcy your stun stick, now I want to see what you can do without it!"
"Bald?" Phil Coulson touched his receding hairline and got angry.
He sent a punch at him, but Thor didn't take it seriously. With Coulson's small body compared to his, how strong can he be?
"Whaaaaaat?!"
Thor's shrill screams resounded throughout the temporary base!
Phil Coulson, who doesn't care about martial arts, knocked him to the ground again!
"Big man, forgot to tell you, I have two stun sticks"
Thor had a new understanding of the insidiousness of Midgardians!
Su Yu in the distance also heard the screams, the four looked at each other.
"It seems that he can't return triumphant this time!" Darcy said with a bit of mirth.
Su Yu said to the three, "let's go and see"
Coulson started Thor's interrogation, "where were you trained? Who instructed you to sneak here?"
"Was it Su?" Coulson shook his head, thinking that Su Yu shouldn't do something like this...
"Afghanistan? South Philippines?"
Thor was dazed and didn't understand anything, after all, he is a person who can get a zero score in the geography test.
At this time, an agent approached Coulson to report, "Sir, Mr Su is coming here with the three scientists"
Coulson frowned, and as soon as he heard that Su Yu was coming, he had a bad feeling.
"Bring them in"
Su Yu walked in with Jane and the others, and Darcy stabbed Thor again in the heart with her words.
"What about your triumphant return?, we were waiting for you and you never came"
With a wave of Su Yu's hand, Thor's handcuffs slipped to the ground, "agent Coulson, isn't it too much to treat my friend like this?"
Coulson spread his hands helplessly, "Su, this idiot took down over a dozen of our agents, and even trespassed where the hammer is being studied!"
Su Yu laughed, "Isn't there a possibility that this hammer belongs to someone else?"
"It's his?" Coulson was very skeptical.
"A man who can easily be knocked down by a stun stick is the owner of this amazing hammer?"
Darcy interjected, "he got knocked down with my stun gun as well!"
Thor felt very embarrassed!
"That's because I didn't have my hammer! When I pick up the hammer, that bit of lightning won't even be better than tickles!"
Su Yu was speechless, bragging again, he never learns, does he?
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