Thor couldn't believe it, this is Mjöllnir they're talking about, that's a divine weapon!
"You don't want it?"
"You can lift it up and trigger lightning, so why don't you?"
"You don't want Asgard's artifact anymore?"
Su Yu, who was continuously questioned, looked at Thor with a half-smile, "you mean that I can keep the hammer?"
Thor was startled, he wanted to give himself a slap for talking too much, he then smiled slightly, "indeed, who wants this kind of trash hammer?!"
Darcy pulled Su Yu's sleeve, "Su, why don't you keep it?"
Su Yu shrugged, "I'm not a blacksmith, what do I need a hammer for?"
Coulson breathed a sigh of relief. If Su Yu takes the hammer away, Fury will deduct this month's bonus, no, probably even the year-end bonus!
Su Yu and the others returned to the studio with the despondent Thor.
Looking up at the sky, Thor muttered, "It's over, I've been completely banished."
He looked at Jane who was seriously recording data, "Jane, can you take me in to work here?"
He had a small idea in his heart, wouldn't it be good to stay so he could be with Jane?
Jane frowned and glanced at Su Yu who was being hogged by Darcy, "I don't have much work here, but I can introduce you to someone, what do you know?"
Thor thought about it, "I can fight, and know many cosmic languages"
Darcy laughed, "big lug, it's hard to find a job on earth with your skills! Unless you go to underground boxing"
"Boxing, is that related to fighting?" Thor thinks it's not impossible.
Su Yu smiled and said, "isn't it good to find a few rich women to take care of your muscles?."
Thor was very angry after he finally understood the implication a few minutes later.
"Su, the son of the Allfather, you actually want me to be maintained by a woman?!"
Su Yu showed him two pictures, Selene and Lorna, "these are the two rich women who take care of me"
Thor's eyes lit up, "thinking it well, it doesn't seem like such a bad idea"
Jane hummed, "men!..."
Su Yu thought for moment, he took Thor's new phone and registered an account for him, "okay, now take off your shirt and show your muscles to the camera"
Although he didn't know what Su Yu was doing, he still did it and showed a wide smile.
Soon there was a notification on the phone,
[Ding! ******* has donated a rocket!]
[Ding! ******* has donated a supercar!]
Thor was stunned and didn't understand, then Su Yu told him that at that time, he had already received about 2000 dollars in donations and he should thank his viewers.
Thor grinned at the phone for a moment, and said thank you.
Soon, a bunch of middle aged women started gushing.
"Wow, look at those muscles, so yummy! Take this, you deserve it!"
[Ding! RichAunt has donated a spaceship!]
"Thank you for the donation!"
Thor instantly got the confidence to survive on earth!
"It's not that hard to make money!"
Jane and Erik looked at each other, the so-called Prince of Asgard seemed to have been led astray!
Whoosh~!
Loki suddenly appeared in the studio.
"Loki, what are you doing here?!"
Thor was surprised.
Loki was a little disappointed, he originally thought that after Thor was exiled, he would be miserable, but he did not expect him to actually be smiling at a time like this.
"Brother, I've missed you"
Thor saw Loki's sad look, and had an ominous premonition, "what's wrong?"
Loki continued to act sad, "Father is dead"
Thor collapsed instantly, "what?"
"Your exile and the threat of a new war, he couldn't take it anymore, it was too much for his old body"
Thor muttered, "it's all my fault"
Su Yu pouted, secretly thinking, 'so shameless, wasn't it him who quarreled with Odin until the old man fell into his Odin sleep?'
'Thor's IQ is really low enough, no wonder even Hulk can lie to him!'
Loki continued to stab him in the heart with his words, "I tried to persuade father, but he still wouldn't forgive you, knowing that you can't pick up Mjöllnir anymore, and putting it where you can see it, isn't it cruel?"
In tears, Thor shook his head, "no, father didn't send Mjöllnir here because of me"
Loki was overjoyed, is it for himself?
But Thor pointed to Su Yu, "Loki, come and meet our little brother, Odin's illegitimate son on Earth!"
Nani?!!! Loki was absolutely stunned!
"When did this happen, why didn't I know? Does mother know?!"
Su Yu...
"Thor, I'm not Odin's bastard!"
Thor shook his head stubbornly, "but you can lift Mjöllnir, that's proof enough!"
Loki looked at Su Yu, "can you really lift the hammer?"
Su Yu shrugged, "I never imagined that a family of extraterrestrial relatives would be imposed upon me after lifting the hammer."
Loki sneered, "Mortal, don't try to say we are relatives, we are the royal family of the noble Aesir gods!"
It seemed like Loki was going to start a tirade, so Su Yu did the only thing he could think of, he pointed a finger and… Fear!
Loki hugged his head and screamed, "damn Thor, why isn't he dead yet?!"
"The throne should be mine, Odin why did you want to pass it on to Thor!"
"I'm not your real son, but a descendant of the Giants of Jotunheim, everyone knows it?"
"Thor is happy on Midgard? Damn it! He should be miserable!"
Thor was shocked!
"This? Loki, what nonsense are you talking about, aren't we the best brothers?!"
He looked at Su Yu, "Su, what did you do?"
"I used a spiritual Hypnotic Ability that unleashes his greatest fears."
Thor fell into contemplation, "so Loki isn't my biological brother? No wonder I always said he's so different from me!"
Su Yu sighed, so this is what he focuses on?
Loki's mental strength is not bad, so he recovered quickly, but his face was very ugly, "mortal, what have you done to me?!"
Su Yu shrugged, "made you say that Odin is mad at you, that you are not his biological son, and that you have indescribable feelings for Thor!"
All his secrets were revealed? He angrily took out his dagger and attacked Su Yu!
But with a wave of Su Yu's hand, he was stopped in place for a moment and then crashed against the wall under the influence of psychokinesis!
Loki got up and prepared to attack again, but Su Yu's eyes shot a beam and made him crash against the wall again!
Loki... he was lying on the ground, leaning against the wall in a state of embarrassment, not wanting to open his eyes.
Thor walked over, grabbed Loki, and said excitedly, "Loki, so father isn't dead? You lied to me?"
Loki threw him away, "why must it always be you?"
Thor finally got angry, "you've changed, this isn't how you used to be"
Loki was also angry, "it's you who forced me, I'm obviously much smarter than you, you are a fool, Odin is planning to give you the throne just because of your birth, have you ever thought about my feelings?!"
Su Yu added another log to the fire, "Especially if you still want to find a new queen, think about how Loki feels!"
Thor??
Loki??
Darcy's eyes lit up, "oh, this is getting good!"
"The adopted younger brother is secretly in love with his older brother? This is peak!"
After Su Yu's words, this rotten girl started filling the blanks and spinning a tale of forbidden love.
Loki glanced at Su Yu resentfully, "Thor, keep staying in Midgard and never return!"
After he finished speaking, he vanished. He secretly tried to lift the hammer by the way, but he couldn't lift it!
Thor was worried, "damn Loki, what happened to father?"
"Who can help me get back?" He looked at Su Yu with a look of hope.
Su Yu shrugged, "I don't even know where Asgard is"
Thor instantly slumped.
"Don't be too depressed, maybe there will be a turning point tomorrow"
Thor looked at the starry sky with a worried expression, "I really hope so…"
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