Ethan, the adolescent acolyte shyly guided us up to our designated bedroom without a word.
He took a moment to point out the chamber pot that my Purify spell made obsolete, and then left us to our own devices.
It was the most literal interpretation of the word 'bedroom' I'd ever seen. The room was a bit cramped, with eight small single-person beds, divided into two rows, and squeezed into every available space. There was basically nothing in this room that wasn't a bed.
"Push them all together?" Maddie immediately suggested.
"I get to sleep in a girl-pile? Fuck yeah!" Ash cheered.
"Maybe two beds? One on each side?" I suggested. "Ash gets two bitches, and I get two bitches?"
"Why do you get two bitches?" Emi asked, clearly jealous.
"Whoever sleeps on Tyler's side will get two bitches as well." Lysander explained with a sigh. "While those who sleep on Ash's side will get one bitch and one dude."
"Aww I wanted to sleep with five bitches…"
Ash grumbled. "Threesomes aren't that hard to arrange, but a fivesome would be truly legendary."
"Five bitches in one pile would generate a lot of heat, I doubt it would be comfortable for whoever's stuck in the middle of that trying to sleep," I said.
"What if we just fuck in one big pile, and then split up after for the actual sleeping part?" Ash offered.
"Who gets stuck sleeping in the bed with all the cum then?" Maddie asked, as she started sliding the beds together.
"Ash just needs to finish inside someone," Lysander said. "A mouth would be optimal for cleanliness and pregnancy risk mitigation."
"This has to be the least sexy bedroom talk I've ever heard." I sighed. "As for pregnancy, I bet Purify can fix that. I do a little clean after you're done and all traces of sperm go bye-bye."
"Does it work on natural body fluids?" Emi asked.
"Have any of you had to use the toilet yet?" I asked. Nobody answered in the affirmative.
"That's right, I didn't think so… So if my spell cleans out your bladder and bowels, then it'll probably take care of a little sperm too."
"Huh… I was wondering about that," Emi said thoughtfully. "Why does it clear away pee, but not blood from your veins?"
I had to stop to think about it. "I think it depends on what I, as the spell's caster decide is dirty. Pee and poo are dirty, blood inside your veins, is not. So if I decide that cum inside your pussy is dirty, then it gets cleaned, easy as that."
"That could be abused," Lysander commented.
"For example, you might decide that Uranium-238 is dirty, while Uranium-235 is clean. You could enrich a block of non-fissile material into a primitive nuclear weapon."
"I don't think the spell is that easy to trick…" I said. "I'd probably have to honestly believe it, rather than just define what gets filtered and what doesn't. Like, I'd have to honestly convince myself that cum is foreign to a vagina and doesn't belong in there, in order for the spell to work."
"Hmm… I see." Lysander muttered. "There are probably still some novel uses for that, despite those limitations. I'll have to think on it."
Me and the other lazy girls chatted away, watching Ash and Maddie move the beds into two sets of four. I chose the quad combined bed on the left, and tossed my modesty blanket on there, shamelessly revealing my body to the others. Lysander copied me, tossing her blanket on my combined bed too.
Ash claimed the bed on the right, removing his blanket and revealing his cock to the world once again. Maddie joined him. Emi looked conflicted, not sure which side to pick. Chloe pressed against my arm, subtly indicating she wanted a spot on my bed without actually imposing herself on Emi. Emi took the hint, and settled on the dude bed.
"If you're playing around, do it on my bed," Ash insisted. "I want to be in a proper bitch pile while Maddie sucks my cock."
Ash settled down right in the middle of his hybrid-bed, on his back, wearing only a grin. He spread his arms and legs out wide, and wiggled his fingers to wave us all over.
Maddie took a hesitant step forward, and nervously settled on her knees, between his legs. She stared down at his semi-hard cock nervously. Emi settled next to Ash, on his left.
I moved over to Ash's right, pressing my back up against his side. I dragged Chloe over to me and she obediently followed.
Maddie bent down, and nervously stroked a fingertip over Ash's cock. "This is actually pretty scary looking, close up… I… can't believe I'm about to…"
"May I lick the sweat off your scrotum?" Lysander suddenly asked.
Maddie looked back over her shoulder at the mad genius looming behind her. Lysander had a perfectly deadpan face, as if she didn't realize just how weird her request sounded.
"W-what? why?" Maddie stammered.
"I want to try it, and suspect Ash will enjoy it too," Lysander shrugged. "Do I need more of a reason than that? You can have the penis, as per your earlier arrangement. I'll try not to get in your way."
"Go for it," Ash said, with a thumbs up.
"Double blowjob, awesome!"
Lysander moved slowly, but with purpose, slinking up past the apprehensive Maddie, and lying on her tummy, burying her face shamelessly in Ash's nuts. She gently nuzzled the side of his hairy balls, and licked at his sack like it was the tastiest treat in the world.
With her competitive hackles raised, Maddie finally took the plunge, and placed a gentle kiss on Ash's quickly growing cock.
I scooted back a bit, sitting up against Ash's arm so I could have a view of the show. I gave Chloe a glance, and wiggled my toes at her.
"Healbitch," I called, trying to sound imperious, "My feet are sore from walking, kiss them better for me."
"Yes Mistress," she replied. She gently moved down to caress my abused and blistered foot, and placed an affectionate kiss right in the middle of the dirty sole. Her tongue, shining with viridian light, tickled as it traced a line along my skin. I felt a wave of relief from the day's aches as the healing magic coursed through my body.
"Better Mistress?" she asked, smiling warmly.
"My feet are better, yes," I said, and then I spread my legs open, and gave her a view of my moistening pussy, "I have something else for you to kiss better, though."
"Of course, Mistress," Chloe said, blushing and biting her lip.
She crouched between my feet, and slowly started kissing her way up the inside of my leg. Fuck yeah! Having my own sex slave was awesome.
As Chloe kissed her way closer to her goal, the show continued. Lysander had her eyes closed, in utter bliss with her face buried in Ash's balls. Ash was fully hard now, and he was a real monster. Maybe not as big as the dire coyote, or the rock mimic's tentacles, but still huge by human standards, like… nine or ten inches maybe? Maddie was still awkwardly kissing the head, clearly a bit scared to put her mouth around such a monster.
"Quit teasing me Maddie, get sucking," Ash grumbled.
He untangled his arm from the unfortunately-ignored Emi, and put his big meaty palm on the back of Maddie's head.
Maddie's eyes opened in shock, and she let out a muffled protest as Ash firmly pushed her head down onto his cock. Maddie squirmed a bit, struggling to handle its size. Then, she started bobbing her head slowly, getting used to the feel of it in her mouth.