"Hahaha, even superheroes have to go shopping!" Tony was still immersed in Peter's world, as if he had returned to the scene when he had just created the Mark II. However, this atmosphere was interrupted by a call from Aunt May.
"Playboy doesn't need to buy groceries, right?" Rhodes glanced at him. Peter was not Tony, who could have everything handed to him.
"Oh! How can you say that? I also buy groceries occasionally!" Tony looked serious.
Rhodes complained, "If you keep doing this, I'm going to tell Pepper that you want to cook for her!"
"No! No! No! Hey! Rhodey, you can't tell her, please! Please!" Tony begged for mercy immediately. He still remembered the scene when he spent three hours frying an egg for Pepper that was burnt on one side and undercooked on the other.
That was one of the few times he completely humiliated himself in front of Pepper. Pepper didn't even know how to eat it. From then on, Tony never mentioned his cooking again.
The reason why Rhodes knew about this was that Tony let it slip when he was drunk one time. Now, it became a good way for Rhodes to laugh at him.
[At night, a man was backing his car into a garage. After parking and locking the car, he left in a hurry. In a dark corner, a man walked to the front of the car and installed a door cracker on it.]
[While the man was waiting for the code to be cracked, he looked around to see if anyone was passing by. The door cracker soon unlocked the car successfully, and the man opened the door and got in.]
[When he got into the car, there was an extra person in the back seat. It was Peter. He had entered the car without knowing when. The man was trying to start the car and didn't notice his presence at all.]
[Peter watched the man fiddle with it for a while, and couldn't help coughing. The sudden sound startled the man, and he turned his head to find Peter's presence.]
["If you want to steal a car next time, don't dress like a car thief, man!" Peter shook his head and looked at the man. ]
["Who are you? A policeman?" The man gasped in fear at Peter, and asked Peter, who was wearing a tights.]
["Really? You think I'm a policeman? A policeman wearing a red and blue tights?" Peter looked at him in disbelief. He didn't know how he could think of him as a policeman. Peter was speechless. ]
["You are really..." Peter shot spider web onto his nose. The sudden attack made the man subconsciously want to escape from the car. He opened the door, and Peter closed the door with spider web, repeating this several times.]
["You really have the mind of a true scholar, sir! I was going more for the guys who do the luge, that's fine!" The man saw that he couldn't open the car door, so he opened the window.]
["Window, climb out of the window! Good! Very good!" Peter praised the man as he watched him escape from the window with great effort while sitting in the car.]
[When the man climbed out of the car and stood up to look inside, Peter had already disappeared. He looked around but didn't see Peter. Just as he was about to run away, Peter appeared from behind him.]
["Crotch!" Peter yelled and then threw him to the ground with a hurricanrana. The man got up, took out a knife, and said to Peter: "Let me go!!!"]
[Peter took a look at the knife in his hand and decided to tease him. He raised his hands in fear and knelt on the ground and said, "Is that a knife? Is it a real knife?"]
[The man thought Peter was really scared, "Yes! It's a real knife!"]
["This is my weakness, Small knife!"]
["Let me go!" The man didn't know what Peter was doing. He just wanted to leave here. The shadow Peter had left on him was huge.]
["Anything is fine, just don't play with the knife!" Peter suddenly shot out spider web, sticking the man's wrist holding the knife to the wall behind him.]
["Oh, this is too easy!" Peter felt a little bored, "What is this?" The man tried desperately to free his hands from the wall, but he couldn't get them free at all.]
[Peter turned around and answered, "I invented this webbing myself. You may not want to know..."]
["Hurry up, let me go!" The man saw that he couldn't break free from the spider web, so he shouted at Peter. ]
[After hearing this, Peter also used spider web to stick the man's other hand to the wall. The man was completely unable to move, but Peter was not done yet, so he pretended to sneeze.]
["Okay! Wait! Wait a moment!"]
["Stop it, man! No!" The man began to beg for mercy, but Peter ignored him and pretended to sneeze and covered his fifth limb with spider web.]
["Ouch…" The man cried out in pain as his brother was badly injured, "Please! Let me go! Stop!" Seeing that he was completely unable to break free from the restraints, the man had no choice but to continue begging for mercy. ]
[But Peter still hadn't had enough fun. He continuously shot out spider web, sticking the man to the wall. Looking at his appearance, Peter couldn't help but applaud and laughed.]
[But as the one being fooled, the man was not happy at all, "This is not fun!!! Help!!!"]
["This is hilarious!" Peter saw the man start to shout for help, made a shushing gesture with his mouth, then raised his hand and threw a spider web, completely covering his mouth and nose, making it impossible for the man to breathe.]
["Wuwuwu…" Peter tilted his head and looked at the man who was unable to breathe and in pain. He pounced in front of him like a tiger and first checked his left wrist to confirm that he was not the person he was looking for.]
["The situation could get much worse, don't move!" The man couldn't breathe for a long time and kept shaking his head. Peter pinched his face and poked the spider web on his nostrils to prevent him from suffocating to death.]
[The man breathed in the fresh air. At this time, a motorcycle police patrol passed by and found them. Peter was not afraid when he saw the police.]
["The police are here! I caught him!" Peter tried to explain the situation to the cop, but the cop mistook him for a criminal and pointed his gun at him, "Don't move!!!"]
["He can't go anywhere!" Peter thought he was talking to the man, but the cop was actually talking to him: "The one wearing the tights! Don't move!"]
["Are you serious?" Peter raised his hands.]
["Who are you?" the cop asked him seriously. ]
["No one grasps the concept of the mask!" Peter put down his raised hands and complained. If he wanted others to know who he was, why did he wear a mask? . ]
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