"What a surprise. I never thought the King of the West would stoop so low as to contact a vagabond like me." The man chuckled, but his self-deprecating joke was more of a jab at the person on the screen than himself.
"Deva! Don't act smug with me! I have no interest in talking to a literal bum. You hide in the mountains, hoarding medical supplies and cashing in on people's misery."
"Hahaha, why don't you just admit you're jealous? Look! Look outside and watch the world crumble around us. Isn't it beautiful? If I'm a bum, then I can confidently say I'm living the best life—especially after the fall."
"Good for you, but just remember that your fake teachings and false prophecies won't work forever. They might listen to you now as you exploit them, but in the future, when resources become scarce, they'll rebel. Your idyllic fortress will turn into a death trap!"
