——— Minho ———
There I stood, in my sexy silk dress. Blond curls and voluptuous body - thicc.
Mira finally did a good job of making a beautiful woman… but at what cost?
At the cost of my dignity, of course.
This was going to be one of the darkest moments of my life.
I was about to go and seduce a massive ape.
King Kong looked completely smitten already as our eyes met. I could almost see the heart signs in his eyes - cartoon style. He gently caressed me with the tip of his massive finger, which was already bigger than my head.
Trying his best to avoid hurting me, he brought me closer to his face slowly.
I could feel his hot breath - stinky.
"What are you doing?! Crush him - her - what the heck is going on?!!!"
Tanguy was understandably confused, and at this rate, I was also going to end up being confused - about my own masculinity.
But what had to be done, had to be done.
"Look… look at the Human!!!"
I heard someone from the crowd scream.
"He - she - whatever… is beautiful!"
Thanks a lot.
"How devious! He's transformed himself to charm the monster!"
I always wanted to be charming. But not this way.
"The Human has no dignity at all! He's truly shameless!"
Fuck off.
Then I did the unthinkable.
"EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW"
There was a collective cry of disgust as I landed a kiss on the big monkey's lips.
"WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU DOING?!!!!!!"
Mira shouted at me too.
Just shut the hell up and keep this appearance. I want this to be over as soon as possible.
King Kong, after my kiss, looked like he was going to melt. I felt like I could almost hear his heart thumping.
"No, no, no, no, no!!! What are you doing, you silly monkey?!!!"
Tanguy's cry fell on deaf ears. This monkey was mine and mine alone now.
Poetic.
The monkey, who had now tasted my sweet lips - I felt like puking - couldn't hold it back anymore.
It opened its massive mouth and stuck its tongue out, giving me a lick.
Fucking hell. That was slimy as hell.
Bear with it, Minho. Bear with it.
As the monkey started to lick, I regurgitated a thick hose out from my mouth. One end of it pointed at the monkey, the other 'end' still somewhere in my throat that connected to my old world - it seemed.
I extended the hose further and snuck it into King Kong's mouth. It didn't seem to mind. It got only more excited and started to lick me harder.
Fucking hell.
But now it was just a matter of time until we could claim this victory, at the cost of adding another trauma to my ill-fated life.
"Wha…"
Mira was the first one to notice what I was doing, and the crowd caught on.
"He…she… stuck her tongue in his mouth!!!"
"Oh God…"
"Disgusting!"
"How obscene!!!"
I could hear a chorus of puking sounds around the battlefield.
After this is done I'm gonna puke harder than anyone here, I was sure.
Once the hose was positioned, I thought of a tranquilizer - etorphine, specifically.
I used to feel bad that I spent so much time… wasting time.
I used to read tons of useless shits on the wiki and watch Youtube clips with random information - just wasting time in general, procrastinating.
Etorphine was the name of the tranquilizer that I managed to remember in preparation for this moment, which was dubbed "Elephant Juice". It was strong enough to put elephants and rhinos to sleep, something way, way more potent than something like ketamine.
The hose was a necessity not only to ensure that it could reach everywhere inside the ape's mouth but also to prevent it from filling my mouth. Just a few seconds of holding the liquid in my mouth probably put me into a coma that I would never wake up from as it gets absorbed through my gums.
And that was exactly what I planned to do.
Swishing my head around to make the hose swirl in his mouth, I started to pump out etorphine. I already had experience of gushing out water from my mouth so I could control the flow effectively, and the hose was as wide as it could get given the size of my mouth.
I focused on spraying the liquid on the ape's gums, the spots between the teeth and the gum for maximum effect.
It seemed that this move drove the monkey to some sort of ecstasy. His licking felt more lustrous as if we were having a French kiss.
Just kill me already.
After a few minutes of this absolute torture, I could feel that King Kong was starting to slow down.
Still conscious and still in love, he slowly slumped to the ground so that he wouldn't drop and hurt me.
Not so quick, my love. Not so quick.
As the movement of its tongue got slower and I had more freedom, I was finally able to grab the hose with my free hands and really start to shoot it around its gums.
"8 minutes left, Minho!"
I could hear Mira shout. She was probably worried that we were going to end up with a draw if we didn't make it on time.
No chance. Not after all I had to go through. There was no way I was gonna settle for a draw.
I increased the flow of the elephant juice as much as I could and it was now shooting at max speed and volume. It was filling the monkey's mouth and even traveling down its throat.
"5 minutes left!", Sir Odobert announced.
The monkey still had its eyes open although it looked sleepy enough.
Damn, this monkey is so massive… just how much etorphine do I need?
"3 minutes!", another reminder from the referee.
"2 minutes!"
Then it was over.
We were dangerously close, but I could hear King Kong snore. I was deafeningly loud as I was right up on its face, but it clearly and completely fell asleep.
"Turn me back, Mira!"
"Got it!"
Finally!
I returned back to my original form.
I climbed on the ape's head, stood on its crown, and made a triumphant victory pose with my hand raised high in the air making a V-sign.
"Tanguy's monster is no longer capable of fighting. I declare victory for Mira!"
There was deafening cheer all around the battlefield as Mira and I scored our first win.
I climbed down from the sleeping giant monkey's head and ran to Mira.
"WE WON!!!"
We both shouted together and I held my hand up in the air.
"Come on! Yea!"
Mira just stood there looking a little confused though, although she was clearly happy.
"What's this?"
"It's called high-five. Open your palm, slap my hand in the air, and say yay!"
"Ya….yay!"
The crowd erupted with a round of applause.
As we walked away from the battlefield, Mira playfully jabbed me on my side with her elbow.
"Hey."
"Yeah?"
"How did it feel to have your… erm, you know, 'balloons' licked?"
"I never want to think about that. Please don't mention it ever again."
"But you felt it, right?"
"Stop, please."
"Come on, it's important."
"Yes, I felt every bit of it. Are you happy now?!"
Jesus, just what does this girl want?
"Hehe… heheh… hehehehe"
"What are you laughing for?!"
"Just as I thought."
"What is it?"
"I saw them move to when they got licked."
"So?"
"Minho. It means we are invincible."
I didn't quite understand what my boobs had to do with anything, but well, a win was a win.
I'll take it.