[ The scene shifts. A graceful figure slides handsomely down from the peak of the ski resort. The snowboard carves an elegant arc on the snowy path, leaping high into the air as it passes over the ski jump!
"Look at that person!! That's incredible, simply too cool!"
"He flew super high! So handsome, could he be a pro? He flew so far, just like a bird!"
The tourists skiing nearby were all filled with admiration, but… looking at the figure that was hovering in the air and delaying its descent, everyone was stunned: "Speaking of which, isn't he flying a bit too much?!"
As the camera zoomed in, it was revealed that this wasn't a high leap at all. Instead, the snowboard was directly suspended from a helicopter, dragging him along in flight… ]
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〜Grand Blue Dreaming World〜
Seeing this, Iori choked directly:
"Cough cough… How is this skiing too well? It's clearly flying too low! As expected of the Shogun, easily accomplishing things that ordinary people can't do!"
This can no longer be called skiing; it should be called flying! Is this the power of money? truly enviable.
"Wait… You figured out he was the Shogun just from a helicopter?"
Aina was completely confused hearing this. Isn't your brain working a little too well!
Iori said, laughing and crying at the same time:
"I didn't want to either, the problem is that the word 'Shogun' is printed right on the bottom of his snowboard!"
Now I know what that group in uniform is doing. They are clearly police! No wonder they were so tough about making them go rest.
So it turns out the Shogun wanted to go skiing, and they went to act as bodyguards!
No wonder he can be the Shogun. Look at his skill, dangling in the air without even shaking. Calm as can be.
〜Detective Conan World〜
Inside a certain villa on the mountaintop, Ran and Conan, who were invited to participate in an event, looked at this scene with sweat dropping down their foreheads:
"This skiing is really… beyond imagination!"
This is too ridiculous! No wonder they said he was like a bird; it turns out there's a helicopter holding him up. He's literally flying on a sky!
"A way of playing I never thought of…!"
Even Sonoko, whose family owns mines, was stunned. Did I learn fake skiing before? Is this what real skiing is?
Then, looking through the window at the blizzard still raging outside, Sonoko even pondered whether she should call for a helicopter too, to experience it tomorrow.
Meanwhile, the model worker Gin let out a cold snort upon seeing this. If a helicopter isn't used to strafe the Tokyo Tower, then for him, it's just a waste!
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[ "Target landing point is 30 meters ahead. If you see any figures, please speak!" Inside the helicopter, a team member reported the situation via walkie-talkie.
"Please eliminate immediately!"
After receiving the order, a machine gun muzzle extended from the front of the helicopter, followed by a series of strafing fire directed below…
DA DA DA!!!
Although separated by some distance, the crowd was startled and fled the area in a panic.
Although there were no more personnel obstructions, the ground had become uneven. Landing directly would pose a risk of twisting an ankle, so a rocket launcher was pulled out and aimed at the open ground below…
BOOM—!
Accompanied by a loud noise, the Shogun was seen slowly walking out of the explosion's dust, holding his snowboard: "When I jumped up, I felt a sensation of tightness in my balls. I want to do it again!"
Then, after Hijikata watched the helicopter hoist the Shogun back to the mountaintop, he slowly lit a cigarette: "What 'reward trip'? This is just a 'protect the Shogun trip'."
Yamazaki looked into the distance with some worry: "Isn't this going overboard? It's too conspicuous. This is supposed to be an undercover visit, after all!"
Hijikata opened his mouth just to bluff: "Are you kidding? Letting the Shogun ski by himself—if he gets hurt, we're finished. We just need to make the Shogun think this is the normal way to ski." ]
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〜Projection of All Worlds〜
"Are these people really armed police and not some terrorists? First time seeing such hardcore skiing. What kind of people are these!"
Normal way to ski… Everyone outside the video twitched their lips upon hearing this. They thought skiing with a helicopter was ridiculous enough, but they didn't expect it to be an armed helicopter!
Machine guns, rocket launchers… You call this ordinary skiing? The Shogun isn't an idiot, who would believe that, hey!
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〜Baka to Test: Summon the Beasts World〜
Seeing this, Hideyoshi immediately started roasting:
"Do they have some misunderstanding about what 'undercover' means…"
Your snowboard has 'Shogun' written on it openly and boldly! And your bodyguards are wearing all black in the snow; you couldn't be more conspicuous if you tried!
Yuuji also sighed:
"Just clearing the path with a rocket launcher is already conspicuous enough. It has nothing to do with being undercover!"
It feels like it would be safer without their protection. Just from those dangerous actions earlier, one can tell that this group of police is not easy to deal with.
Also, this isn't called a reward trip at all; this is clearly a business trip!
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[ Yamazaki looked at the crowd starting to pack their luggage with some unease: "But the ordinary tourists have all been scared away…"
"Booking the whole place makes it easier to ensure the Shogun's safety! If anything happens to the Shogun, lining up all our heads wouldn't be enough payment," Hijikata said as he pulled out his walkie-talkie again.
"Sougo, slip the manager some money and stop the cable car."
As the screen cut to Sougo's side, a little girl was seen pushing a giant snowball slowly forward, and in front of her, a suspicious giant pillar had already been erected!
Sougo put away his walkie-talkie and went up to chase people away: "This is a ski resort. If you're not skiing, go somewhere else! Hey, I'm telling you to go build a snowman somewhere else."
"Shut up. This isn't a snowman!" Kagura stopped her movements and slowly turned her head: "It's the Neo Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon, aru!" ]
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〜Projection of All Worlds〜
"Machine guns and artillery shells again… any normal person would be scared away… If you knew it would be like this, wouldn't it have been better to just book the place from the start?"
"Hahaha, the completion level of this Armstrong Cyclone Cannon is really high, hey!"
Wait… Everyone's expression suddenly changed as they realized a blind spot. If normal people were scared away, then those who remain in this situation… What kind of immortals would they be?
"Ordinary people" being scared away… that is the worst part. It means those remaining are definitely not ordinary people!
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〜Gintama World〜
"The Shogun family has been masters of skiing for generations."
In the Shinsengumi headquarters, Tokugawa Shigeshige spoke expressionlessly, yet no one present paid him any attention.
Hijikata Toshiro was going crazy:
"If that guy is there, it means that troublemaking natural perm is also there!"
Where did that Yorozuya, who is so poor he's about to starve to death, get the spare money to go skiing? Sure enough, the ones left now are not ordinary people.
"Calm down, Toshi!"
Although Kondo was also a bit panicked, he forced himself to stay calm:
"It's just building a snowman, it's fine! Things haven't developed to the worst-case scenario yet."
Meanwhile, in the Yorozuya's house on the other side, a bunch of inexplicable people had already gathered.
MADAO pushed up his sunglasses in surprise:
"I have to say, the reproduction quality of this Neo Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon is really high, hey!"
"Isn't that just an obscene thing!"
Shinpachi roasted silently. Kagura appearing there might just be a coincidence; after all, what trouble could building a snowman cause?
On the contrary, Katsura, on the side, suddenly became excited, pushed open the window, and jumped out:
"Ahahaha, you've revealed your opening! Shogun, I'm going to the ski resort to stand by right now. Let's go, Elizabeth."
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[ "Aru?" Hearing the voice from the walkie-talkie, Hijikata had a bad premonition, and then a loud noise was heard.
BOOM—!
BOOM—!
A giant snowball smashed the helicopter down. It wasn't until it crashed onto the snow that another explosion occurred.
"SHOGUN—!!" Hijikata stared blankly at this scene, the cigarette in his mouth falling out, and hurriedly pulled out his walkie-talkie.
"Sougo, what happened? Please respond!"
But the culprits responsible for all this, Kagura and Sougo, were already seeing red in their fight. Kagura wielded the giant snow pillar, while Sougo constantly attacked with snowballs.
"Toshi, something big happened!" As the police chief, Kondo also realized the situation was bad and hurriedly called on the walkie-talkie.
"I know, I saw it all!"
Kondo said with a serious face: "Actually, I just discovered it by chance too. I didn't expect Otae-san and Shinpachi to be here!"
Hearing this, Hijikata was about to go crazy: "Huh? What are you talking about? Isn't it about the Shogun missing?"
"Just now, a thug wearing only a pair of underwear fell from the sky and attacked Otae-san!" As Kondo recounted, the Shogun, wearing only a pair of underwear, was seen hanging on Otae's cable car, being kicked violently by Otae.
"THAT IS THE SHOGUN—!!" ]
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〜Projection of All Worlds〜
"Hahaha, completely irrelevant communication. You, a police chief, are focusing on the wrong thing. The poor Shogun…"
"Wait… You guys actually let a little girl fight with something that looks like an obscene object?"
Looking at Hijikata's two troublesome teammates, everyone outside the video was stunned. Is this a reliable police organization? One boss, one subordinate, completely neglecting their duties.
No wonder that uncle insisted on Hijikata coming along; turns out he's the only one doing any real work!
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〜Gintama World〜
"SHO… SHOGUN KAYOOOO—!"
Gintoki and Shinpachi's faces changed simultaneously, turning ashen white, as if they could already see the scene of their heads rolling.
Both of them broke out in cold sweats at the same time. Why would Lord Shogun appear there! Why does even building a snowball cause such a huge disaster? Why is the injured one always you, Lord Shogun!
"Ca… ca… calm down! At times like this, we should look for a time machine first."
Just as Gintoki was frantically trying to stuff his head into the drawer, another burst of hearty laughter was heard.
Katsura, who had just run off saying he would stand by at the ski resort, ran back:
"Hahaha, as expected of the Leader!"
Sure enough, when it comes to true Joi patriots, one has to look at the Yorozuya family!
Meanwhile, inside the Shinsengumi… everyone present was sweating profusely, seeing this scene, not daring to breathe loudly.
Only the Shogun remained unmoved, seeing the scene of himself being kicked violently, continuing to speak expressionlessly:
"The Shogun family has been of the briefs faction for generations!"
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