[Apartment]
Caroline sighed, crossing her arms as she watched Max and Alex go at it against the wall like a couple of horny teenagers. Max had her legs wrapped around him, gripping his shoulders like he was the last piece of cake at a buffet. Alex had one hand firmly cupping Max's ass while the other braced against the wall, deepening the kiss.
Caroline rolled her eyes. I gave up a long time ago…
Still, as much as she told herself she was just an observer in this chaos, a tiny part of her felt… left out. She wasn't about to admit it, but the slight twinge of jealousy in her chest was very real.
And Alex?
Alex noticed.
Just as Max was getting way too into it. Her one hand tugging at his shirt, the other sneaking dangerously low. But Alex abruptly pulled back. With a smirk, he unhooked her legs from his waist, setting her down on the floor. Max blinked, lips swollen, eyes dark with heat.
"Wait, what..."
Alex turned away from her and walked straight to Caroline.
"No... Don't go..." Max whispered.
Caroline stiffened. "Wh..."
Before she could finish, he was right there, leaning in, closing the distance.
Her breath hitched.
And then… he kissed her.
Not like how he kissed Max—wild, messy, aggressive. No, this was different. Slow. Deliberate. Almost… teasing.
"Mumm~" Her eyes widened for a moment before she closed them.
Caroline's mind went blank. She felt his lips press against hers, soft but firm, his hand resting at her waist, pulling her in just enough to make her knees weak.
'Fuck! So hot!' Max, still standing by the wall, raised an eyebrow. "Oh-ho-ho. Blondie's getting her turn."
Caroline barely heard her. Her hands instinctively reached out, gripping Alex's shirt as she melted into the kiss. It was ridiculous how easily he made her feel like this, like she was the center of his attention, like he had been waiting to kiss her.
Alex pulled back slightly, his lips still brushing against hers as he murmured, "Didn't want you feeling left out."
Caroline exhaled shakily. "I... uh... Wow~"
Max clapped her hands together. "Alright! That's hot. Now, let's move this to the bedroom before my ovaries explode."
Alex chuckled. "You have to do with just the kisses"
Max shot him a look. "C'mon, moneybags. One ride is all I ask. I am fucking horny."
Caroline facepalmed. "When are you not horny?"
"Ha! Says the one masturbating with Alex's photo," Max shot back.
Caroline's brain short-circuited.
"W-WHAT?!" she shrieked, spinning toward Max so fast she nearly fell over.
Max smirked, arms crossed, absolutely basking in Caroline's mortification. "Oh, don't play innocent, Blondie. I live with you. I know what goes down in that bathroom."
Caroline's face turned fifty shades of red. "I... I do NOT..."
Alex, watching this train wreck unfold, simply smirked and leaned against the wall. "Huh. Good to know."
Caroline whipped her head toward him, scandalized. "You are NOT supposed to find this interesting!"
Max cackled. "Oh, babe, everything about this is interesting."
Caroline groaned, covering her face with both hands. "I hate my life."
Alex, still smirking, reached out and gently pulled her hands away from her face. "Don't be embarrassed. It's actually kind of flattering."
Caroline let out a strangled noise somewhere between a gasp and a whimper. Her brain had officially left the chat.
Max, meanwhile, sighed dramatically. "Okay, great, we embarrassed Blondie. Now, back to my sex life..."
Alex held up a hand, cutting her off. "Not happening tonight."
Max blinked. "Excuse me?"
Alex leaned back against the couch, completely unbothered. "14 hrs flight, robbery mess, drive, plus I have work tomorrow. And a very full schedule for the next two days. I'm not about to start something I can't properly finish."
Max squinted at him. "...So what you're saying is…"
Alex smirked. "Give me two days. Then you can have all the fun you want."
Max opened her mouth. Closed it. Tapped her fingers against her arm. Then let out a frustrated groan and flopped onto the couch. "Ugh, fine. But when the two days are up, you better be ready because I am going to wreck you."
'Me too,' Caroline thought but couldn't say it out loud.
Alex chuckled, pushing off the wall. "I'll be sure to rest up." He checked his watch. "Alright, it's late. You two should get some sleep."
Max squinted at him. "Oh, we'll sleep, alright. But some of us have needs, Alex."
He smirked. "You'll survive."
Max huffed dramatically. Then, after a moment, an idea struck her. Her lips curled into a slow, mischievous grin.
"Okay, fine," she said, standing up. "No sex. I'll behave."
Alex narrowed his eyes. "…Why do I not believe you?"
Max casually stretched, making a show of rolling her shoulders. "Oh, I just have a little request before you leave."
Alex sighed. "What now?"
Max wiggled her fingers. "Shirt. Off. Now."
Caroline choked on her own spit. "MAX."
Max ignored her. "Listen, Moneybags, you're walking out of here and leaving me high and dry, so the least you can do is let me have a little something to hold me over." She waggled her phone. "A couple of pics for my private collection."
Alex arched a brow. "Private collection?"
Max smirked. "For, you know… research purposes."
"I like the idea," Caroline for the first time supported Max's wild idea.
Alex sighed, pinching the bridge of his nose. "You two are impossible."
Max grinned. "And yet, here you are. Shirtless request still pending, by the way."
Caroline, who had spent the entire night in a state of secondhand embarrassment, should have objected. But instead… she quietly opened her camera app and aimed it at Alex.
Alex blinked. "...Caroline?"
She cleared her throat, trying to sound casual. "Well, if you're already considering it, we might as well get the right angles."
Max gasped dramatically. "OH. MY. GOD." She clutched her chest like she had just witnessed a miracle. "Blondie! Look at you, embracing the perv life! I'm so proud."
Caroline's face turned pink, but she didn't lower her phone. "Shut up, Max."
Alex chuckled, shaking his head. "Fine. You want a picture? Let's make it worth it."
And with that, he grabbed the hem of his shirt and pulled it off in one smooth motion.
Max immediately fanned herself. "Whew, okay. Yup. That's the stuff."
Caroline, now looking through her camera lens, was suddenly way too aware of just how sculpted Alex's torso was. His abs were ridiculous. His arms? Even worse. His V-line? Straight-up criminal.
Max tilted her head, analyzing the view like an art critic. "You ever just look at a man and think, 'Yeah, that's unfair'?"
Caroline swallowed hard. "Mhm."
Alex, amused, crossed his arms. "You two good, or should I start charging for this photoshoot?"
Max hummed, pretending to be deep in thought. "Hmm. It's missing something."
Caroline nodded. "Lighting could be better."
Max snapped her fingers. "That too, but I was thinking something more… oiled up."
Alex raised an eyebrow. "Excuse me?"
Max smirked. "You know, a little coconut oil. Just a nice, glistening shine for maximum thirst effect." She gestured grandly. "Like a Greek god statue, but hotter."
Caroline, still staring through her camera, absentmindedly murmured, "That actually wouldn't be a bad idea."
Alex gave her a look. "Really?"
Caroline blinked, realizing what she had just said. "I mean... NO. I..." She groaned, covering her face. "Max, stop dragging me into your nonsense."
Max grinned. "Oh, honey. I'm not dragging you. You jumped in voluntarily."
Alex smirked. "She has a point."
Caroline let out a long-suffering sigh. "This is my life now."
Max, ignoring Caroline's existential crisis, tapped her chin. "Alright, let's just imagine… hypothetically… we lather Alex up in coconut oil. Then, we get some really high-quality pictures, then, we..."
Alex cut her off. "There is no 'then.'"
Max pouted. "Party pooper."
Alex shook his head. "You got your pictures. Anything else?"
Max and Caroline exchanged a glance. A silent conversation happened in that one second—a moment of pure, unspoken understanding.
And then...
WHOOSH!
Two shirts hit the floor.
Alex blinked. "...Oh?" His cock nearly burst out of his pants.
Max stood there, hands on her hips, in just her bra, looking smug as hell. Caroline, on the other hand, looked like she had just made the worst impulse decision of her life.
Alex's eyes went first to Max's big boobs and then Caroline's smaller ones. Max was in her usual black bra and her boobs looked as if they could just pop out at any moment. While Caroline's white bra was kinda thin and her perky nipples were poking out.
Caroline: internal screaming.
Max clapped her hands. "Boom! Now it's even!"
Alex chuckled, arms still crossed. "Didn't expect that."
Caroline, now fully processing her own actions, turned bright red and started scrambling for an explanation. "I—I don't know why I just did that."
Max cackled. "Babe, don't fight it. You saw an opportunity and took it."
Caroline buried her face in her hands. "I don't even know who I am anymore."
Alex, thoroughly entertained, tilted his head. "So, do I get to take pictures now?"
Max snapped her fingers. "Damn right, you do! Equal rights, equal fights, baby."
Caroline whirled toward her. "MAX. STOP ENCOURAGING THIS."
Max, already posing like she was in a Victoria's Secret ad, flipped her hair. "Too late, Blondie. We're in too deep."
Alex, still holding his phone, smirked. "Smile for the camera."
Caroline groaned. This is not how she thought her night would go. But since she had already made the grave mistake of taking her shirt off, she figured she might as well commit. So, with a sigh, she tried to at least look somewhat normal.
Alex took a couple of pictures, grinning at how absurd this entire situation was. "Alright, got it."
Max immediately turned to him. "Lemme see!"
Alex smirked, holding his phone just out of her reach. "Nope."
Max squinted. "What do you mean 'nope'?"
Caroline, still flustered beyond belief, quickly grabbed her own shirt and threw it back on. "Oh, no, no, you aren't going to do what I think you are going to do, are you?"
"Wait a minute!" Max grinned at Alex.
"Oh, my. What do you mean by that? It's just a couple of pics in bra," Alex acted innocent.
Caroline, now fully clothed again and regretting all of her life choices, groaned into her hands. "Okay. That's it. I'm done. I am never listening to Max again."
Max, still very much topless, twirled a strand of her hair between her fingers and smirked. "Oh, please. You say that now, but I bet in, like, five minutes, you'll be fantasizing about what just happened."
'You bet your big tits I will.' Caroline shot her a glare. "I will NOT."
Max wiggled her eyebrows. "Mm-hmm. Sure, you won't. Just like you definitely don't touch yourself thinking about our dear, sweet, generous sugar daddy over there."
Alex, now seated back on the couch, arms draped over the backrest, raised an eyebrow. "Are we still on this?"
Max grinned. "Oh, we're never getting off this."
Caroline's face was approximately the color of a fire hydrant. "I have no words left for you."
Max sighed dramatically. "Babe, at this point, we're all just dancing around the inevitable."
Caroline pinched the bridge of her nose. "What inevitable?"
Max gestured vaguely. "Oh, you know. The fact that we're both gonna go to bed tonight and, let's be real, have a little solo fun thinking about this exact moment."
Caroline choked. "MAX."
Max crossed her arms under her chest, making her boobs look even more obnoxiously perky. "Oh, c'mon, Blondie. You think you're the only one who needs a little stress relief after tonight?"
Caroline blinked. "I..."
Max turned to Alex, grinning like the devil himself. "I mean, hell, even Alex is probably gonna rub one out later."
Alex, to his credit, didn't even flinch. He simply smirked, tilting his head. "You think so?"
Max gestured to herself and Caroline. "Look at us. Look at what just happened. Two half-naked women posing for you in their underwear? That's prime material. Look at that bulge. He's already hard."
'Is he going to splash his phone? Wait! On our pics?!' Caroline let out a strangled noise. "OH MY GOD."
Max ignored her. "And since you're making us wait two days for a proper ride, it's only fair that you too have a little fun with our pics."
Alex chuckled, rubbing his jaw. "Equality, huh?"
Max grinned. "We're all about equality here."
Caroline clutched her head. "I am NOT having this conversation."
Max turned to Alex, completely unbothered. "So? What do you say, Moneybags? You gonna take care of that little problem later?"
Alex smirked. "Wouldn't you like to know?"
Max pointed at him. "That's a yes."
Caroline groaned, grabbing a pillow and smashing her face into it. "I cannot believe this is my life."
Max leaned over, whispering loudly, "Oh, babe, believe it. And if I hear any suspicious noises coming from your room tonight, I'm gonna know exactly what's happening."
Caroline shrieked and threw the pillow at her. "LEAVE ME ALONE."
He chuckled, pushing off the couch. "Alright, you two lunatics, I'm heading out."
Max pouted. "Awww, but the night's just getting good."
Alex grabbed his shirt from the floor and threw it over his shoulder. "Patience, Max."
Max smirked. "Fine. But in forty-eight hours, I'm giving you my damn reward."
Caroline muttered, "God help us all."
He shook his head, amused. "Night, ladies."
As he walked to the door, Max called after him. "Sweet dreams, Moneybags. Think of us."
Alex shot her a smirk before stepping out.
The second the door closed, Caroline flopped onto the couch and groaned. "I can't believe that just happened."
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