System Notification:A randomly generated map has been selected. The first floor of Trinity Dungeon, The Wildlands map—home to the harshest environments and weather conditions on the planet, with extreme climates that change suddenly and can differ greatly within just feet of each other. This map includes plants and animals from the Paleozoic Era, Mesozoic Era, and the Cenozoic. The first one is free. For the next, you will need to buy it.
Gazei's eyes lit up with the ferocity of a child on Christmas morning. His usually calm demeanor shattered in an instant as he pumped his fist in the air, his voice booming through the core room.
"FUCK YEAH BABY! THIS N**GA IS GETTIN' DINOSAURS!"
leanor and Alexis exchanged a look, a silent agreement passing between them. They knew better than to interrupt Gazei when he was swept up in his dinosaur frenzy. They had seen this excitement before, whenever he discussed his not-so-secret passion for the prehistoric.
Gazei had three dreams in life, each as ambitious as the last. First, he wanted to become the next Crocodile Hunter; he'd be a trailblazer, the first famous black wildlife expert in his fantasy. Second, he aimed to helm a video game empire that not only created games but also published them, along with producing comic books, D&D clone, maybe a console as well—all while amassing wealth that even the most astute businessmen would envy. His exact words were always, "rich as fuck."
And his third dream? To outdo Brigham Young as the world's best baby daddy—a title he mentioned with a cheeky grin, fully aware of the humor and enormity of such an ambition.
System Notification:To buy a tribe, open the Dungeon shop and go to the tribe section. Take note, for breeding with a Goddess before being reincarnated, your monsters have been changed. Also, Zeus and Kamadeva say: "Nice."
Gazei couldn't help but laugh, his voice echoing through the core room, filled with disbelief and amusement. "Holy shit I tapped a Goddess? Girls must be mad as fuck if she's messin' with me in my next life."
Eleanor, ever the one to keep score, jumped into the conversation with a teasing tone. "Does that even count towards the record? Last I checked you only got 45."
Alexis, who had been reviewing the tribe options on the dungeon shop interface, looked up and shook her head, a smirk playing on her lips. "Before we kicked the bucket, the volleyball team and the track team were confirmed to be pregnant. Also, they want to kick your baby."
She leaned over and gave Gazei a peck on the cheek, her ghostly form making the gesture feel more symbolic than physical. "Ghost form or not, kissing is always fun," she quipped, lightening the mood.
Gazei's laughter echoed around the core room as he tried to sort through his muddled memories. "Ah, the complexities of my past life's escapades," he mused, his grin widening. "Wait, weren't there lesbians on the track team?" He was pretty certain some of those girls played for the other team.
Eleanor answered, her voice tinged with amusement over his confusion. "They can't prove anything, but you 'Raymond Reddington' them. Lynn was very vocal about your actions."
Gazei laughed out loud. "The sexy tomboy with the nice rack? Or was it the one that looked like Harley Quinn? God, that white was hot as hell." Picture a Caucasian girl with fishnet stockings, blue Jordans, shorts, a painted-on shirt that said 'Bad Girl,' and those colored hair things that said she was ready for anything.
Wait, was he thinking about the roller derby girls?
"It's the former, and the latter is the Derby girls," Alexis chimed in, providing clarity but also amused by Gazei's mix-up. They were so cute trying to kill her fuck best friend.
Gazei nodded, finally putting the faces to the right memories. "Right, the track team... Thanks for clearing that up. Now, about those tribes—we need something that can handle the Wildlands' crazy weather and still look menacing to any adventurer daring enough to enter."
Eleanor, ready to steer the conversation back to the task at hand, scrolled through the dungeon shop interface. "Let's focus on resilience and adaptability. Considering the harsh environments, we need a tribe that's tough as nails but can draw adventurers in."
Alexis suggested, "What about the Drakons? They're known for their strength and have a mystical allure. They'd be perfect for both defense and attraction."
System Notification: If you guys are done talking about Gazei being a menace to womankind.
Gazei couldn't help but offer a lighthearted defense of his past escapades. "Hey, I also bang some dudes as well... Granted, half of 'em don't even go by the term male. Wait, did one of them that went by that term?" He scratched his head, genuinely confused as memories of his travels in Korea and Thailand muddled his recollections where traditional gender identities blended more fluidly.
Switzerland was also there, but they are just freaky people.
Both Eleanor and Alexis rolled their eyes in unison, how many times did they need to remind him of this.
"For the last time, Gazei, you're pansexual with heterosexual tendencies," Alexis clarified, trying to bring some semblance of clarity to his self-description.
Gazei and the boy—the nickname for their central system AI—seemed to share a moment of mutual understanding, as if the system itself could comprehend the nuances of their conversation. Gazei shrugged off the labels, not particularly concerned with the specifics. "Not like I was the bottom in any of those situations," he muttered, brushing aside the conversation as irrelevant to their current objectives.
System Notification:Going back to what Artemis changed--
Gazei's eyes widened in realization, his earlier discussions suddenly snapping into an even more astonishing context. "HOLY SHIZZ, I BANGED GODDESS VERSION OF WOMAN RIGHTS?! NICE ME!" he exclaimed, his voice filled with a mix of pride and disbelief. The revelation that his mythical escapade involved none other than the virgin tomboy of the Greek gods herself added an entirely new layer of epic—albeit complicated—to his already colorful past.
Gazei's outburst interrupted the system once again, but this time, the tone of the subsequent notification indicated a shift in the system's patience.
System Notification:Please refrain from further interruptions. Important modifications by Hera to your dungeon configurations are pending review.
As Gazei raised his hand in a sign of compliance, he smiled sheepishly, saying, "Aight, we cool." He was ready to focus, acknowledging the importance of the System's guidance and the updates it was about to deliver.
The system resumed where it had been interrupted, providing crucial details about the unique aspects of their dungeon setup, influenced by Hera's recent modifications.
System Notification:Unlike other dungeons, your overworld mana is so pure it will only be absorbed by living things that you try to influence rather than doing anything you want.
Without any delay, Gazei and the girls picked the Drakon tribe, along with two other tribes. The Goblins, and the Oni tribe.
System Notification:The Drakon tribe has been selected. A race of humanoid dragoids, Drakons exhibit a variety of reptilian/dragon breeds. Like humans, they possess five digits ending in short claws. The average height of an adult male Drakon is about 190 centimeters (6'3") and the average weight is around 100 kg (220 lbs). Their scales, more akin to those of a crocodile than a dragon, provide robust protection against low-end defensive equipment typically used by humans.
Drakons have 5.4 times more muscle mass compared to humans, enhancing their physical prowess significantly. Additionally, they boast a thick, crocodile-like tail that extends from the hip, used primarily for balance. Once this tail grows to 140 cm, it becomes a formidable weapon. With dragon blood coursing through their veins, Drakons exhibit superior mana usage capabilities, surpassing even elves or humans, with potential reaching SSS rank. The initial pack for integration into your dungeon includes:
1 S+ Rank Drakon Queen: The leader of the tribe, highly intelligent and capable of advanced magic.
25 A Rank Drakon Warlords: Elite guards specialized in combat and magical defense.
400 B Rank Drakon: Skilled in using magic for both attack and defense.
800 C Rank Drakon Arcane Warriors: Quick and agile, excellent for reconnaissance and rapid response.
1,600 D Rank Drakon Tribesmen: The primary defense force, robust and resilient.
3,000 F Rank Drakon Hatchlings: The youngest of the tribe, still very much in their developmental phase.
System Confirmation: Drakon tribe integration is set to commence. Please ensure habitat areas are prepared and mana flow is adjusted to accommodate Drakon's biological and magical needs.
Everyone gaped at the number. The trio went over the two tribes and they have similar numbers as well...
"I... I think our world is going to be nuts." Gazei said, seeing that his dungeons had three freaking S ranks on the first floor...