The next day.
Kazuma - "[yawn] It's morning already man I don't feel like going on no quest today".
And out of nowhere [shatter] the window to my room broken and sakura and the other girl climbed up through the window and entered my room.
Kazuma - "What the fuck is wrong with these girls they just don't know when to quit do they? I'm just going to pretend like I'm sleeping so they can leave me alone" I said to myself.
Sakura - "Hey kazuma I know you're not sleeping I saw you sitting up few seconds ago. If you don't get up I will have to grab your dick".
Kazuma - "Ok fine I'm up so what the fuck is wrong with you girls huh!! You broke through my window to enter my room for what reason"?
Sakura - "Well we can't burn or shoot your door down so we use the window to get into your room".
Kazuma - "I told you girls to keep your weird kinks away from me didn't I"?
Sakura - "That's not the reason why we came in here. I'm just going to tell you that we're not going on no quest today because today is our training day".
Kazuma - "Training what now"?
Sakura - "Training day silly boy we are going to train to master our ability and increase our energy".
Kazuma - "Oh ok and I'm asking you girls nicely to leave my room now".
Sakura - "Oh yeah and another thing. Ladies hold him down and strip him now".
Kazuma - "Get out of my room"!
Sakura - "Ugh ok fine you don't have to shout at us. Breakfast will be ready when you finish doing your thing you pretty boy bastard".
So after they exit my room I do my daily routine and head down stairs.
Kazuma - "So Sakura where are we going to train"?
Sakura - "We're going to train at the guild training ground #5".
Mei and midori - "Gosh I hate going to that training ground".
Kazuma - "Wait what do you mean by training ground #5"?
Sakura - "Wait you don't know that the guild have 5 different guild grounds"?
Kazuma - "I thought the guild have only 1 training ground".
Midori - "Well you're wrong the guild have 5 and the training ground #5 was built by the one of the former devil king with his ability dimension lost to withstand any attack under 50,000 energy. The devil who trained there ability are ruthless and dangerous".
Sakura - "And that's why we are going to train there because I want to go all out in training today so hurry up and let's go before we get there late and it gets crowded".
Kazuma - "That won't be a problem because I can teleport you guys there".
Sakura - "What do you mean by teleport you can teleport too since when you can teleport"?
Kazuma - "Yesterday actually when we were looking for my giant gecko I remembered I put a small camera on him so I use my ability to teleport to the house,look at the tv to see where he is and teleport back to where I was earlier and I teleport again last night after you girls got stoned drunk".
Sakura - "I don't understand what you just said but if can teleport can you teleport us now to the guild"?
Kazuma - "Ok hold onto me and close your eyes (teleport us to the guild) 100 percent energy the absolute".
Teleportation to the guild was successful.
Kazuma - "We've reached the guild now you can open your eyes now".
Sakura - "Well that was fast".
Raavah - "[shatter] Where the fuck did you all come from? You guys just appeared out of nowhere"!!
Sakura - "Kazuma use his ability to teleport us here".
Raavah - "Wait what you can teleport now umm you know what I shouldn't be surprised that you can teleport too because you can even create anything and do anything with your ability. [cough] Anyways so how may I help you today"?
Sakura - "Nothing much we're just planning to use training ground #5".
Raavah - "Ok anything else"?
Sakura - "No that will be all".
Raavah - "Ok you may enter".
So all of us head down stairs and there was a giant door there and sakura put her guild card on it and it open up and we entered into the training ground.
Random voice - "Oh look it's the big boobs group [laughter]".
Random voice 2 - "What are a bunch of gold ranked adventurer doing here"?
Sakura - "I know that you know that rank it meaningless because even a devil with 100 energy can be a high rank. So go and fuck yourselves"!!
Random voice 2 - "Who the fuck are you talking to huh it's your looking for a fight I will gladly give it to you".
Sakura - "Yeah I want a fight"!!
I step between them and said
Kazuma - "Sakura come just stop and let go over ther....".
[Smack]
Before I could finish speaking the adventurer punch me in the face and I falled to the ground.
Random voice 2 - "Who the fuck you think you're to put your hand on me huh".
I got up, brush off my clothes and said.
Kazuma - "As I was saying Sakura let us training over there".
Random voice 2 - "I just punched you in face aren't you going to do anything about it"?
Kazuma - "I'm not interested in fighting a meaningless battle. So can we go now"?
Random voice 2 - "You know what you can go but remember this your father raised you as a bitch"!
After he said to me those words kept playing over and over in my head [your father raised you as a bitch, your raised you as a bitch] I didn't know what came over me I turned around and said.
Kazuma - "Dont you ever disrespect my father like that again".
Random voice - "Oh I'm so sorry I take it back your father didn't raised you as a bitch he is a bitch [laughing]".
Kazuma - "I just fucking warned you. If it's a fight you want it's a fight you'll get"!
Random voice 2 - "Ok fine by me. By the way before I kill you My name is sanami and my ability is burning sword. How about you"?
Kazuma - "So you're a swordsman too huh I guess today's my lucky day. My name is kazuma and my ability is the absolute".
Sanami - "That ability sounds stupid the absolute more like the absolute piece of shit. If I'm sensing correctly you have 1900 energy. My energy is 3000 you really think you can beat me"?
Kazuma - "I don't think I can beat you I know I can beat you".
Sanami - "Why you cocky piece of shit I will burn you down to nothing with my burning sword. Wait you call youself a swordsman but where is you sword? Did you father forgot to pull it out of his ass [laughing]"?
Kazuma - "It's right here (make a sword that is a perfect counter to his ability and turn me into a master swordsman) 1500 percent energy the absolute".
And out of nowhere a sword that is as cold as absolute zero appeared in my hand.
Sanami - "Hey what did you just do that ice sword came out of nowhere and your energy dropped from 1900 to 400 so you pour 1500 of your energy into that sword. Ok if that how you're going to play I'm going to pour 2600 of my energy into my sword too".
Random voice - "Ok so you guys are ready stand into the middle facing eachother and wait until I set you of. Ok 3....2....1 go".
And the two of us rush at eachother.