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Chapter 60 - Half-stephen

It's not that easy for Mr. Shen to be my brother-in-law." Huo Chenan sneered in his heart. He found Zhang San while serving the dishes. "Do you still have the laxative you used for constipation two days ago?" Zhang San didn't think much about it, and took out a small paper bag from his arms and handed it to Huo Chenan. He also specifically instructed: "Brother An, this medicine is very strong, just put a little when you use it." Huo Chenan was overjoyed when he heard it. He made an OK gesture to Zhang San and took the laxative back. Soon Huo Chenan returned to the box with a jar of Du Kang and two wine bowls. He put the bowl covered with laxatives to Shen Mingcheng, and then filled them with wine. "Ha, good wine!" Shen Mingcheng drank it all in one gulp. Su Linglong also took a sip symbolically. The two of them didn't care about Huo Chenan anymore, and he was happy to be idle, so he stood aside and waited to watch the fun. "Mr. Shen, can you tell us in detail about the working principles of the Jiangnan Chamber of Commerce? "Su Linglong asked.

"Of course." Shen Mingcheng put down his chopsticks and began to talk: "First, gather the cloth merchants from all over Jiangnan. This is definitely a terrifying market size. The Jiangnan Chamber of Commerce will represent the cloth merchants to negotiate with silk farmers and hemp farmers, so that the price of our raw materials will be lower. "Shen Mingcheng paused here. He had been observing Su Linglong's expression. Su Linglong was obviously moved. He struck while the iron was hot and said: "Secondly, the Chamber of Commerce will set a unified market price for the cloth produced by everyone, so as to facilitate unified sales and distribution. "

"Miss Su may know that my family's cloth is basically sold overseas and to the south, but the southern market is so big that my family can't occupy it. At this time, cloth can be allocated from the Chamber of Commerce to meet the excess demand in various regions. "

The more Su Linglong listened, the more excited she was. She wanted to join the Chamber of Commerce immediately to enjoy the low-priced silk and linen. "And..." Just as Shen Mingcheng was speaking impassionedly, a piercing pain interrupted Shen Mingcheng's story. "Puff! "Shen Mingcheng couldn't help but fart.

Then a foul smell came out.

Su Linglong couldn't help but frown after smelling it. This sour taste is too strong.

"Sorry... sorry..." The piercing pain continued.

Shen Mingcheng couldn't speak clearly because of the pain.

Su Linglong saw the beads of sweat on Shen Mingcheng's forehead, and knew that someone was playing tricks. She saw Huo Chenan covering his mouth and laughing, and she guessed it in her heart. "It must be this little thief who did it."

"Mr. Shen, are you okay?" Su Linglong asked with concern.

"No..." Poof~" It's okay. "Puff~ Three words in one sentence, Shen Mingcheng farted twice.

Huo Chenan showed no mercy to Shen Mingcheng, Zhang San's laxatives were all smeared in his bowl. Seeing the boy in such a mess, Huo Chenan wanted to laugh.

"Su~Puff~Miss~Puff~Excuse me~Puff puff~" Shen Mingcheng wanted to get up and go to the toilet, but maybe because he turned around too much, with a puff, he saw a yellow patch on Shen Mingcheng's pants, but the sizzling sound continued, and the stench instantly filled the whole room.

"Hurry up and help Mr. Shen to the toilet." Su Linglong said to Huo Chenan, enduring the stench.

"I'll go! ?" Huo Chenan found that he seemed to have indirectly pitted himself again.

Finally, with the help of Huo Chenan, Shen Mingcheng arrived at the toilet with difficulty.

At this time, the whole Food Heaven was filled with a sour smell.

The vast number of diners frowned. They all clamored for an explanation.

"We are here to eat, how do you do business? Isn't this just disgusting? "That's right, the ingredients we eat are not expired, are they?" "Give me back, give me back." Finally, Huo Chenan stepped forward and said, "Please rest assured, this is a new dish that Food for Heaven is developing, stinky tofu. This stinky tofu smells bad but tastes good. It will be available to everyone once it is developed. "

The crowd was still unyielding, so Huo Chenan had no choice but to agree to halve the meal fee, and everyone calmed down.

As for Shen Mingcheng, Huo Chenan did put too much laxative, and Master Shen was exhausted, and the diarrhea had not stopped. Su Linglong had no choice but to send Shen Mingcheng to the clinic.

It is said that doctors are like parents, and the gray-haired doctor did not dislike the smelly Shen Mingcheng.

After a series of observations, the doctor quickly determined that Shen Mingcheng had diarrhea caused by taking laxatives.

The doctor took out a silver needle and pierced Shen Mingcheng's lower abdomen, which quickly stopped his diarrhea.

Then he prescribed a prescription for Shen Mingcheng and told him to go home and rest.

After sending Shen Mingcheng away, Su Linglong turned back and asked the doctor, "Doctor, which master was poisoned just now?"

The doctor was stunned and said, "It's not poison, it's just a strong laxative. "

He didn't say it just now because he thought the patient knew the reason.

Su Linglong heard this and immediately thought of Huo Chenan: "It must be him. This little thief is really hateful. He must suffer a little as a punishment."

Thinking of this, Su Linglong asked the doctor: "Doctor, is there any medicine that can be used as a punishment but will not kill people?"

The doctor thought for a while and said: "Laxative!"

"Uh." Su Linglong was speechless. If she went through what happened today again, she would not be able to open her own restaurant.

"Is there any without smell?" Su Linglong asked.

"Yes," the doctor replied.

"What is it?" Su Linglong asked like a curious baby.

"Smiling Half-Step Epilepsy." The doctor took a small porcelain bottle from the medicine shelf.

"Uh, Smiling Half-Step Epilepsy? What a strange name, what does this medicine do?" Su Linglong asked.

"As the name suggests, as long as there is a smile on your face, you will fall when you walk. "The doctor explained.

"What if he doesn't smile or leave?" Su Linglong asked with a brainwave.

The doctor thought for a moment and said, "Uh, nothing will happen."

"Nothing will happen?" Su Linglong asked back, "Then why should I buy this? This Hanxiao Banbudian seems to be useless? Doctor, do you have anything else?"

"Yes," the doctor took down a brown porcelain bottle from the medicine shelf and handed it to Su Linglong.

"What is this?" Su Linglong asked.

"Hanxiao Jiuquan."

Su Linglong was stunned when she heard it. She thought to herself, I just want to punish him, not send him away. How can he just smile in the end?

The doctor continued, "Hanxiao Jiuquan will only make people laugh. The meaning of its name is that you will laugh even if you die."

Hearing this, Su Linglong's eyes lit up instantly. She was thinking, what would the effect be if Hanxiao Jiuquan and Hanxiao Banbudian were used together?

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