This is also called poetry? You are insulting poetry. Huo Chenan was sweating in his heart.
At this time, Shen Mingcheng was still complacent on the stage, and there were people in the audience who really gave him face and applauded.
Zhang Rulong was touching the tea in his pants with an angry face: "You don't have eyes?"
When he saw the man's appearance clearly, his heart tightened. Huo Chenan had dealt him a heavy blow. At this moment, the enemies were really jealous when they met.
"Oh, sorry, it's really that the poem written by the man on the stage was too shocking, and I couldn't help it for a moment." Huo Chenan apologized hurriedly.
"If apologies are useful, what do you need to be a constable for?" Zhang Rulong said with a bad look.
Huo Chenan raised his eyebrows when he heard this. It sounded like the other party didn't want to let it go. Huo Chenan is not a person who is afraid of things, he just doesn't want to meddle in other people's business.
He looked at the young man dressed as a student in front of him, and suddenly remembered, isn't this the student of Jinling Academy who made him vomit blood during the Qingming Festival?
Instantly he figured out the reason, he smiled and said: "I wonder how this brother wants to deal with it."
Zhang Rulong thought for a while and said: "Today is the Jinling Poetry Festival, you and I will go on stage and write a poem, whoever gets the loudest cheers will win, if you win, all the previous grudges will be written off, if I win, how about you go on stage and learn to bark three times?"
"Not interested!" Huo Chenan said disdainfully.
Zhang Rulong was so angry that he almost spit out another mouthful of blood.
"Are you scared?" Zhang Rulong provoked.
"Humph," Huo Chenan sneered and said: "I just think it's unfair. I apologized before, you can accept it or not. If I win, you won't be punished. If you win, I will learn to bark. Did your ideology and morality learn from your math teacher? You are really good at calculating."
"Hahahaha, you actually think you can beat me? What a big joke." Zhang Rulong and all the other members laughed.
"Some people on Qixia Mountain are not that powerful?" Huo Chenan said sarcastically.
Hearing that Zhang Rulong and others from Qixia Mountain had a gloomy look on their faces, he said, "Okay, you were lucky enough to handle the couplet last time, this time we'll compete in poetry and prose, if I lose I'll also learn to bark like a dog, do you dare to compete?"
Huo Chenan felt helpless, since you stretched your face out for me to hit, then I'll reluctantly give you a slap.
"Okay, I accept."
Zhang Rulong saw Huo Chenan accept and walked to the platform confidently.
"Dangdangdang" After three gongs, Zhang Rulong came on stage and clasped his fists and said, "Zhang Rulong of Jinling Academy, wrote a poem "Ode to the Moon"
The fairy Chang'e loves to go out of the building, causing people to watch endlessly. Snow-white rabbits walk in the sky, and silver toads swim in the water."
"Okay." Everyone from Jinling Academy hurriedly cheered for their classmates.
Huo Chenan rolled his eyes, that's it? What a bullshit snow-white rabbit walking in the sky, silver toad swimming in the water. I'll show you what poetry is.
He shook his head helplessly and walked towards the stage.
"Dangdangdang" three gongs sounded, and Huo Chenan stepped onto the stage.
Before, those who stepped onto the stage were either students or talented scholars, all dressed up brightly and beautifully. At this time, a handsome servant in a green robe and a small hat stepped onto the stage. Everyone couldn't help but look over curiously. Even Su Linglong was stunned by the scene on the stage. She didn't know why Huo Chenan went up there? Could he write poetry?
"Huo Chenan, a servant of the Su family, "Drinking Alone Under the Moon" A pot of wine among the flowers, drinking alone without a date.
Raise the cup to invite the bright moon, and the shadow becomes three people.
The moon doesn't know how to drink, and the shadow only follows me.
Temporarily accompany the moon and the shadow, and enjoy the spring.
I sing and the moon lingers, and I dance with a messy shadow.
When we are awake, we enjoy each other, and when we are drunk, we separate.
Forever bound by the heartless journey, we meet in the distant Milky Way."
Silence, the silence that can be heard when a pin drops. Huo Chenan was stunned. Could it be that the poem of the immortal poet was too profound for these people to appreciate? This was going to be a big deal!
Just when Huo Chenan was worried, there was a loud explosion and the whole place was boiling.
"Good!"
"Good poem! Good poem!"
"Handsome, please sign for me!"
"Handsome, do you need a warm bed tonight?"
"Handsome, come to my Yichun Courtyard. Board and lodging are all included, and bonuses are not included!"
"Huh? Why is there a recruiter here?"
"This poem expresses the loneliness of the author drinking alone under the moon. It has both the loneliness of drinking alone and the drunken state after drinking. It really contains all kinds of life. It's wonderful!"
"Huo Chenan, I love you, Huo Chenan, I love you."
"Little people, you are so prosperous, you love to be poor and happy every day; you are a free and easy soul, you are so fake, hahaha, we are poor and happy!" There is also a fan of Huo Chenan here.
Su Linglong looked at Huo Chenan standing on the stage with high spirits, her eyes were full of brilliance, and she felt indescribable in her heart.
Looking at the noisy scene, Zhang Rulong looked ashen, why was it always me who got hurt?
In this way, the first place in this area was won by Huo Chenan without any suspense.
Huo Chenan said afterwards, I also want to be low-key, but my strength does not allow it.
In the end, Zhang Rulong was reluctantly pulled onto the stage by Huo Chenan. He looked at Huo Chenan with resentment, while Huo Chenan had an indifferent expression.
In the end, Zhang Rulong humiliated himself and imitated three dog barks: "Woof, woof, woof."
All three words were squeezed out from the gap between his teeth.
"Are you satisfied?" Zhang Rulong said.
Huo Chenan snorted coldly and said, "You are asking for humiliation. Today, at the Jinling Poetry Festival, I will give you another poem.
A needle is forged and hammered a thousand times,
It is upside down and down on the cloth.
The eyes are on the buttocks,
They only recognize the clothes and not the person."
Everyone laughed when they heard this. This was a satire on Zhang Rulong's blindness and his dog eyes looking down on people.
Zhang Rulong's back teeth were about to break at this moment. He shook his sleeves and left here angrily.
"Brother Zhang, take care. Come and learn from each other often in the future." Huo Chenan did not forget to say goodbye to Zhang Rulong.
Zhang Rulong staggered and almost fell when he heard this. Damn it, I still want to learn from you, do you think I'm stupid? He saw Huo Chenan being humiliated again and again, and he couldn't help but feel sad in his heart. Two lines of hot tears flowed down involuntarily, so he left the scene quickly without looking back.
After Zhang Rulong left, the judge of this area came up and said, "You don't need to read the poems behind. You are the champion of this area." Huo Chenan smiled and said, "You still have to take a look. What if there is a better one?" "No, it's you. Get ready for the finals!" "Uh, can you give up?" "Anyway, the emperor is here, I have already reported your name. If you want to give up, explain it to His Majesty yourself." The judge said. "Just say my wife is about to give birth, and ask for leave for me!" Huo Chenan said with a flattering smile. The judge glared and said, "This is a crime of deceiving the emperor. Do you want to live?" Huo Chenan was speechless. This is a pitfall!