Weird things happen every year, but this year there are more.
This is the truest portrayal of the hearts of the people in Jinling these two days.
First, the poet fell into the lake and died (the news came from the servants of the Su family), and then there was a naked man running wildly in the street.
Ma Daha heard both news. At this moment, he was struggling whether to buy some paper to burn to pay tribute to his benefactor Huo Chenan, or to go and see naked running. After all, his benefactor can be paid tribute at any time, but naked running may not be encountered at any time.
So Ma Daha hurried to the scene of the incident with the paper money, incense and candles prepared for Huo Chenan.
But he had not walked far when he bumped into Huo Chenan who came out of Wushuang Wine Shop.
"Oh! My God!" Ma Daha was directly frightened.
"Brother Ma, what are you doing?" Huo Chenan asked.
"Brother Huo, I'm just about to go and pay tribute to you. I'm not going to watch the streaking. Can't I pay tribute to you first? Please don't come to me."
"Brother Ma, what's going on? Why are you paying tribute to me when I'm fine?" Huo Chenan asked in confusion.
"The servants of the Su family said that you drowned last night?"
Huo Chenan understood what was going on as soon as he heard it. He said helplessly: "That's what the eldest lady said to those brothel girls. I'm fine, right?"
"Really?" Ma Daha asked doubtfully.
"Whose ghost did you see coming out in broad daylight?" Huo Chenan said unhappily.
"Yes! Then I'm relieved. By the way, come with me to watch the streaking. It's in the back street."
"Streaking? Is it so exciting?" Huo Chenan also widened his eyes when he heard it, looking incredible.
"Let's go! If it's too late, we won't be able to see it." Madaha took the lead and was about to leave. He suddenly thought of something, stopped suddenly and said, "Brother Huo, can you reimburse me for the money I spent on the incense? After all, I bought it for you." Huo Chenan rolled his eyes helplessly and said, "Do you curse me like this? No matter what, don't hinder me from watching naked running." Madaha was also in tears, and the money was wasted again. Then the two of them went straight to the back street. After arriving, they happened to see the bathhouse owner chasing two naked, white figures running wildly on the street, and shouting "Give me money" incessantly. "Awesome! Running so fast and still so full of energy, this owner is amazing." Huo Chenan couldn't help but sigh. Seeing the two people running naked in front, Huo Chenan couldn't help but speechless. These two guys had no experience at first glance. You cover your face for this kind of thing. If you cover your lower body, the whole city will recognize who is running naked. If you cover your face, you won't be able to recognize it.
After being speechless, Huo Chenan could not help but wonder how much money these two guys owed to make them so miserable. Did they not pay after having sex? Uh, that fat woman, your taste is a bit strong!
Tiancan and Dique covered their lower body and ran half of Jinling City before they got rid of the bathhouse owner.
In the bushes on the side of the road.
"Brother, what should we do now?" Dique asked, covering his crotch.
"Oh, it's a bad year! I must have forgotten to check the almanac before going out." Tiancan sighed and said. At this time, he used the leaves he had just picked up to weave a small skirt, barely covering his private parts.
"The only way now is to leave Jinling."
"Then brother, what about the Tyrant Gang?" Dique asked.
"What the hell! Half of the people in Jinling City have seen what we are like. We are so embarrassed. How can we still have the face to stay here? We can't come to Jinling City again in this life." Tiancan said angrily.
Dique finally agreed with Tiancan's words.
The two second-ranked killers in the killer world left Jinling City in disgrace.
...
"Hehehe." Madaha couldn't help laughing at the two naked runners.
"What are you laughing at?" Huo Chenan asked in confusion.
"The butts of those two are so white, even whiter than the butts of the girls in the brothel." Madaha said excitedly.
Huo Chenan couldn't help but shudder all over.
"You are a pervert! What's so good about a grown man's butt? Stay away from me!" Huo Chenan said with disdain.
"It's just very white!" Madaha said to himself.
"I don't want to bother with you." Seeing that there was no excitement to watch, Huo Chenan left the back street directly.
Madaha was still puzzled. He just thought that the butts of those two were so white. What's so perverted about this?
Just as he was wondering, two figures, one fat and one thin, walked into his field of vision.
Both of them were dressed in long gowns and hats, and the fat man was holding a guqin. The temperament of the two plus the very inappropriate clothes made them impossible to ignore in the crowd. Such a disgusting combination would make anyone take a second look.
"Heavenly and Earthly?" This was Ma Daha's first thought. With this thought, Ma Daha looked at the two and thought they looked like martial arts masters.
Anyway, Ma Daha had never seen such a unique temperament.
He took two steps at a time and went to meet them.
"Is it Senior Tiancan Dique?"
The fat man and the thin man looked at Ma Daha who bowed in front of them, wondering in their hearts: "Who is this guy calling?"
The two ignored Ma Daha at all and prepared to bypass him and move on.
The persistent Ma Daha remembered that it was rumored that one of them was blind and the other was deaf, so this time he said to them with a smile on his face: "Are you two seniors Tiancan Dique?"
After a close observation, Ma Daha found that the thin one of the two was born with cross-eyes, and his eyes were no different from being blind, and the fat man looked stupid, so he must be the deaf one.
The thin man said to Ma Daha: "We are Tiancan Tudou."
Ma Daha immediately understood and said: "I understand, I understand, there are too many people here, and I was rash. I am Ma Daha from the Batian Gang, please go and help me."
"Ba Ba Ba Ba, Batian Gang?" The thin man almost fell to the ground when he heard this, and he stuttered when he spoke.
How could someone who has been in Jinling City for a long time not know the Batian Gang? How could they, such little Karami, be compared with the Batian Gang?
The fat man didn't feel anything, he was still thinking about what the Batian Gang was and whether he could eat it.
Ma Daha was puzzled. Why was this martial arts expert so polite to call him dad when they met? However, seeing that the fat man still had no expression on his face, he did not dare to act rashly. He still said to the two politely: "Please follow me." Although Tian Can Tu Dou was terrified, he dared not disobey the order of the Ba Tian Gang, so the two followed Ma Daha all the way to Ba Tian Casino. At this time, in Ba Tian Casino, Chen Ba Tian was sitting on the bed with his legs apart, and all the other brothers had to walk with their legs apart thanks to the egg-dismantling expert Huo Chen An. Tian Can Tu Dou was curious but did not dare to ask more questions.