Jack: (grinning mischievously) "Don't worry, we're just cooking."
Noa: (rolling his eyes) "More like overcooking."
Jack: (pointing at Noa) "Shut it, Noa. Now it's your turn to handle the kitchen. I'll welcome the guests."
Jack turns to Celestia with a dramatic bow, sweeping his arm like a butler in a bad movie.
Jack: "Come here, pretty lady. I'll lead the way to our finest dining experience."The best room we have .
Noa: (muttering)"Doesn't his apartment only have, like, four rooms?"
Jack: (glaring at Noa) "Shut up and do your work, brother. Don't talk to the head chef."
Jack turns to Romeo, gesturing grandly.
Jack: "You too, Mr. Romeo. Sit with our guests."
Romeo: (leaning back in his chair, looking smug) "So, what's your specialty?"
Jack: (smirking) "Our specialty is simple: you eat whatever we serve you. No complaints. And don't worry, miss—that rule applies to you too."
Jack claps his hands dramatically, like he's summoning a royal feast.
Jack: "Noa, prepare the dishes! First, bring the bowl."
Noa reluctantly brings out a bowl of cornflakes with milk, slamming it on the table.
Jack: (gesturing grandly) "As you can see, this is our starter: a bowl of golden grain crisps, gracefully floating in a pool of nature's most refined elixir—liquid moonlight."
Romeo: (poking at the cornflakes) "Isn't that just cornflakes with milk?"
Noa:( slamming the bowl on the table) "Stop talking and eat up, or I'll kick you out."
Jack:( grinning) "Now, for our main course: crispy, crunchy charcoal eggs."
Noa:( rolling his eyes) "They're overcooked. Stop making it sound fancy."
Jack:( pointing at Noa) "Just serve them, or your job is gone."
Romeo pokes at the eggs with a fork, his face contorting in disgust.
Romeo: "What even is this? This isn't for human consumption!"
Noa and Jack: in unison, glaring at Romeo "Then cook yourself!"
Jack: (crossing his arms) "Can you even cook?"
Romeo: smirking "Of course! I can boil water, then put a potato in it to make boiled potatoes, or an egg to make boiled eggs. I can even put the boiled water in instant noodles to make noodles. And if you add tea leaves or coffee, you can make tea or coffee. I'm perfect, right?"
Noa and Jack: clapping sarcastically "Wow. Truly a culinary genius."
Celestia: pinching the bridge of her nose "You all need serious help. I can't handle this—I'm leaving."(Said just for fun)
Jack: (panicking) "Wait, don't leave! Before you go, try our brother's specialty. Noa put his blood, sweat, and tears into making it."
Noa brings out a glass of iced water, looking embarrassed.
Jack: (gesturing dramatically) "A glass of iced water—crafted with care."
Romeo:( nodding approvingly) "Wow, Noa made this? I'm impressed."
Noa looks flustered, muttering under his breath.
Celestia:( laughing despite herself )"This is too much for me."
Celestia: (turning to Romeo )"So, Romeo, what do you do for a living?"
Flashback
Fraudrick:( leaning back, stroking an imaginary beard )"Don't ever answer her straight. Be mysterious. Girls love bad boys."
Romeo: confused "So, I have to talk like a homo?"
Fraudrick: facepalming "No, you idiot. Answer indirectly. And act tough."
Present
Romeo: (leaning back, trying to look cool) "I like to work with... stuff."
Celestia: (raising an eyebrow) "What? I don't get that."
Romeo: (shrugging) "Like... I do stuff."
Celestia: crossing her arms "What kind of stuff?"
Romeo: (smirking) "Nothing."
Noa and Jack see the date going downhill and try to intervene.
Jack: (jumping in )"He's an entrepreneur."
Noa: nodding "Yeah, thanks to him, I'm still alive."
Jack: grinning "I remember the time he saved kids from a fire.
Noa: (nodding) "He was so awesome." "And don't forget when he saved the Earth from an asteroid."
Romeo: smirking "Thanks, guys. I'm just that amazing.". "And don't forget when i saved the Earth from an asteroid."
Noa: (rolling his eyes) "You're hopeless."
Jack: (sighing...) "There's a level to stupidity."
Celestia:( laughing) "Thanks for the entertainment, but I really have to leave."
Jack: (panicking )"Wait! Don't go! I heard there's a storm heading this way."
Jack secretly sends Noa outside with a vacuum cleaner to make storm noises.
Celestia: (raising an eyebrow) "How can I believe that?"
The door slams shut, and Noa starts making wind noises with the vacuum cleaner.
Noa : i hate my life and do you also reader ?
Jack: (gesturing dramatically) "You hear that? The wind! The door! It's dangerous out there!"
Romeo: (grinning) "Don't worry, Celestia. I'll chase the storm away. It'll disappear out of shyness after seeing my face."
Celestia smiles, clearly amused.
Jack: (sighing...) "Brother is hopeless."
Romeo opens the door so hard that it knocks out Noa, who was holding the vacuum cleaner.
Romeo: ((looking around) "Jack, where's Noa?"
Jack: (shrugging) "Somewhere peaceful."
Celestia: laughing "You guys should open a comedy club. You're really good at making people laugh." I had so much fun.
Jack: (grinning) "Don't worry—our life is already a comedy club."
Celestia: waving "Bye, guys."
Romeo: (murmuring ) "Bye, Celestia." smirking "Thanks to Fraudrick's tricks, she fell for me, haha."
Jack: (shaking Noa awake) "Noa, wake up. Our guy is hopeless. We tried helping, but he just buried himself deeper."
Noa: groaning "What about the bet, dude?"
Jack: (facepalming) "The bet? NOOOOO!" turning to Romeo "Brother Romeo, where does she live? Please tell me!"
Romeo: (shrugging ) "I don't know, dude."
Noa: grinning "How does it feel to lose the bet, bozo? Haha!"
Jack:( pointing at Noa) "It was your money too."
Noa gets depressed too.....
Group Chat
Friend 1: ( laughing emoji )"The taste of defeat."
Friend 2: (grinning )"Pay up, brother. Pay up."
Jack: (grumbling) "It doesn't count because I forgot about it."
Friend 2: laughing "Nah, bro. Don't pull a Noa."
Noa sneezes.
Romeo: (grinning) "Bless you, bro. Someone's talking about you.