Who wouldn't give Tang San a thumbs up for his ruthlessness?
Zhuge Lan couldn't help but sigh.
Shameless, without principles, a hypocrite, even capable of being ruthless to himself.
Using the name of righteousness, he acts like a villain.
No wonder the Spirit Hall was utterly defeated.
If Qian Renxue had even a tenth of Tang San's shamelessness, she would have directly ambushed and killed him when Tang San was absorbing the spirit rings of the Three Thousand Year Ant Brothers.
There wouldn't have been any of the later events.
It can only be said...
A person who is shameless is invincible!
As for Yu Xiaogang, this "decent man," even if he does dirty things in secret, he still can't bring himself to do them openly.
Seeing Tang San go this far, he could only reluctantly give up on taking him away.
—He's crippled anyway, useless.
How can he put his theories into practice?
In essence, Yu Xiaogang and Tang San are the same kind of person.
However!
Even so, don't think you'll get away with it!
"Since the master-disciple relationship is severed, then return the Twenty-Four Moonlit Bridges, which was my apprenticeship gift, to me."
Tang San, with a pale face, untied his belt with one hand.
He shook it.
"Clang, clang—"
A pile of "scrap metal" lay on the ground, shimmering with strange, colorful light.
Poisonous?
The Shrek Seven Devils' gazes towards Tang San changed.
Without Tang San using hidden weapons to beat Zhao Wuji in a glorious moment, they couldn't understand.
Why would a Spirit Master like Tang San carry these scraps with him?
"Here you go!"
Tang San threw the Twenty-Four Moonlit Bridges directly to Yu Xiaogang.
"From now on, our relationship is severed!"
"But I, Tang San, am not one to kick away the ladder after crossing the river. In the future, I can help you with one thing, provided it doesn't violate my principles."
"Let's part on good terms. You should leave quickly."
Yu Xiaogang clutched the warm belt, taking a deep look at Tang San.
Finally, he glanced at Zhuge Lan with resentment.
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He turned and left in disappointment.
Only when his figure disappeared, Tang San couldn't hold on any longer, staggering and falling to the ground.
Xiao Wu, with quick eyes and hands, caught him.
"Zhuge!" Xiao Wu called out, "Quickly heal Xiao San! He's losing blood too quickly!"
Zhuge Lan picked at his ears, acting as if he hadn't heard.
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"Zhuge!" Xiao Wu said anxiously, "Wasn't this your suggestion? Why have you changed your mind again?"
Tang San thought the same thing.
So he didn't speak, waiting for Zhuge Lan's reply.
Unexpectedly...
Zhuge Lan didn't even look at them, and teleported away.
Left?!
[Emotion Points + 33333]
[Emotion Points + 44444]
Tang San straightened up, startlingly sitting up from his deathbed!
No!
How could you leave?
What was he supposed to do?
Zhao Wuji, who was watching from the sidelines, reminded them speechlessly—
"Zhuge helped you out of kindness. You didn't even say thank you, and now you're ordering him around?"
His words awakened the dreamer!
If you don't have the attitude of someone asking for help, isn't it normal to be ignored?
Xiao Wu, who was confused by concern, lowered her head in shame.
It was the same last time.
She didn't expect...
That it was her lack of consideration that harmed Xiao San!
However,
she didn't notice that Tang San's eyes were full of unwillingness.
His heart was also roaring!
'Wasn't this his plan?!'
'I even cooperated with him by cutting my flesh and bones, what else does he want?!'
'And I've already acknowledged him as my boss, isn't it reasonable for a big brother to help his little brother?!'
'A hypocritical guy!'
Fortunately, Tang San's remaining rationality allowed him to hold back these words.
Instead, he put on an apologetic expression.
"The teacher's matter... made me too Gaffe."
"It's okay, I'll reattach the severed hand when Brother Lan's anger subsides."
"Xiao Ao, give me some recovery sausages to stop the bleeding and heal the wound first."
Upon hearing this, Oscar's first reaction was—don't get involved, he was afraid Brother Lan would misunderstand!
Moreover, what were these things that this little brat was carrying around?
A pile of poisoned items.
He didn't look like a good person!
He looked at his teacher, Shao Xin.
"Teacher, my recovery sausages aren't very effective for such a serious injury."
"You are a level 71 food-type Spirit Sage, you do it."
Listening to the reasonable explanation, no one thought too much about it.
Oscar couldn't help but praise his wit!
Brother Lan!
Did you see that?
I am the most loyal little brother model!
Zhuge Lan didn't have time to watch.
He seemed to leave in anger, but in reality, he was following Yu Xiaogang.
As for the purpose?
[Emotion Points: 523, 4121;]
Yu Xiaogang had contributed over 3 million Emotion Points before and after!
Zhuge Lan really couldn't bear to let him leave.
If it weren't for the fact that the same kind of emotion would drop off a cliff after repeated farming, he would have wanted to do a "Golden House Hideout" and kidnap Yu Xiaogang to a small dark room.
As for now...
The kidnapping plan was canceled, but he couldn't let him leave easily either.
'System, if I do this and then do that...'
'When Yu Xiaogang's emotions jump back and forth between humiliation, anger, and shame, shouldn't the Emotion Points not decrease?'
The system, which had always been responsive, paused for a rare moment.
This allowed Zhuge Lan to see the hope of "exploiting a bug"!
In anticipation, the system finally gave a reply—
[Possible!]
Zhuge Lan grinned.
The fewer the words, the bigger the matter.
Yu Xiaogang, prepare to face judgment!
Let the system keep an eye on things.
Confirming that there was no one within ten kilometers.
Start making trouble!
Spiritual Domain · Simulation!
Zhuge Lan's figure swayed, turning into a middle-aged man with a stubbly beard.
No longer concealing his figure, he accelerated and stopped Yu Xiaogang.
[Emotion Points + 11111]
Yu Xiaogang was shocked!
Seeing the appearance of the person who came, his expression became even more unsightly.
Could it be...
That this person had been nearby the whole time?!
[Emotion Points + 12095]
Seeing his murderous look,
He was done for!
Was he here to avenge his son?
[Emotion Points + 141414]
"Haotian Title Douluo, Xiao San did it himself!"
Yu Xiaogang tried to explain—
"I just wanted to take Xiao San away, but that little bitch kept instigating him, I, a Soul Grandmaster, couldn't stop him at all!"
"If you have anger, go find that little bitch!"
"And Flender, as the dean, can't escape responsibility either!"
In order to save himself,
Yu Xiaogang didn't even care about his face, frantically passing the buck.
Zhuge Lan was amused by this.
"What about your unyielding face from just now?" Zhuge Lan mocked, "You look like a dog now."
[Emotion Points + 151515]
Yu Xiaogang forced a smile.
He didn't dare to refute.
In Shrek, there was Flender, who would definitely protect him even if they had a falling out.
Here, there were no outsiders!
If he killed him and buried him on the spot, who would know where he died?
He could only stand there awkwardly, not daring to make any moves.
"Lord Haotian, you're joking," Yu Xiaogang said cautiously, "This matter is really not what I wanted, you..."
Zhuge Lan didn't say anything, just stared at Yu Xiaogang.
He was watching his funny performance and trying to squeeze out as much value as possible.
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A few minutes later, Yu Xiaogang, who was frightened, couldn't withstand the pressure any longer.
He whispered—
"Haotian Douluo!"
"What do you want to do?"
"Give me a straight answer if you want to kill me!"
Just staring at him like this was too tormenting!
Seeing the Emotion Points plummeting rapidly, Zhuge Lan understood that it was time to act.
He directly revealed his Haotian Hammer, and nine spirit rings rippled under his feet.
Yellow, yellow, purple, purple, black, black, black, black, red!
With the help of the system, he perfectly reproduced the Haotian Douluo's demeanor.
The shock caused Yu Xiaogang to retreat and fall to the ground.
[Emotion Points + 111111]
Danger!
He never expected it.
Was it worth making such a fuss to hammer a two-ring Soul Grandmaster like himself?
No!
He couldn't die!
He still had great revenge to avenge!
He hadn't made the people who looked down on him regret it yet!
"Tang Hao!"
Yu Xiaogang sprang up, saying sternly—
"My father is the Thunder Douluo!"
"He is the patriarch of the Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon Clan!"
"You can't kill me!"
"Otherwise, it would mean the Clear Sky Sect declaring war on the Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon Clan!"
"Don't forget that the Clear Sky Sect was forced to announce its retreat and isolation because of you offending the Spirit Hall."
"Adding my Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon Clan to the mix, the Clear Sky Sect is doomed!"
Zhuge Lan was amused.
Douluo version of 'My Dad is XX?'
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"What are you laughing at?" Yu Xiaogang angrily said, "Do you think I'm joking? My dad values me a lot!"
"Oh?"
Zhuge Lan used the Clear Sky Hammer as a crutch, and teased—
"Even though your innate soul power is only half a level."
"Even though you've been rebellious towards him since you were young."
"Even though you ran away from home."
"Even though you hooked up with his brother's illegitimate daughter."
"Even though you dated the Spirit Hall's Saintess, Bibi Dong, who is an enemy of the Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon Clan."
"Your dad will unconditionally protect you, right?"
[Emotion Points + 177777]
Yu Xiaogang's eyes widened!
No!
You've been out of sight for over a decade, how can you know everything?!
"Furthermore," Zhuge Lan said with a smile, "There's no one else here. If I dig a hole and bury you here, will that old dragon be able to find me?"
Yu Xiaogang: "..."
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Yu Xiaogang never expected that.
He would actually die in such a useless way?
But...
Even with all his unwillingness, what could he do?
He wasn't Zhuge Lan; he couldn't produce a trump card to fight against a Titled Douluo.
His shoulders slumped powerlessly, and he closed his eyes, starting to review his life.
Among them, the one that appeared most frequently was Bibi Dong!
First love is the hardest to forget.
'If Dong'er knew I was dead, she would probably shed tears for me, right?'
Secondly, it was Liu Erlong.
But...
The forbidden love made him quickly abandon this figure.
—Even just thinking about it, he felt it was immoral!
The third...
Turned out to be a charming young face—Zhuge Lan!
That's right!
It was all him!
If it weren't for this young rascal, sabotaging him.
How could he have such a big conflict with his beloved disciple?
And how could he have left Shrek Academy alone?
It was all because of him!
He deserved to die!!!!
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Under the unwillingness of death, Yu Xiaogang reached a new high.
Letting Zhuge Lan silently lower his hand, smiling as he watched the Emotion Points roll in.
Half a minute later.
Yu Xiaogang, who had already recalled his miserable life, seemingly opened his eyes with resignation.
Trembling, he said—
"Considering that I carefully taught Little San, can I write a few letters before I die?"
"Don't worry, I will definitely not expose you!"
"I'm ashamed for my father; I want to apologize to him."
[Emotion Points + 5555]
"On Erlong's side, Flender is right; I should end her thoughts."
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"I also want to clarify the matter with Bibi Dong before I die!"
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"And there's Ye En; I promised her I would go back to see her, but I didn't expect 20 years to pass."
[Emotion Points + 47]
"I'm also sorry to Zuo Ling; I shouldn't have stayed overnight at her house back then."
[Emotion Points + 6]
Good heavens!
Zhuge Lan exclaimed, good heavens!
Is this the world of "literati"?
Even the Sea King would have to change his divine title upon seeing you.
As a man, Zhuge Lan admired him.
But as a hater...
You should die, damn it!
—But before that, let him hand over the evidence himself first.
Zhuge Lan coldly said, "You have ten minutes."
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"Thank you!"
Yu Xiaogang took out paper and pen and began to write quickly.
Zhuge Lan leaned over, openly watching.
Yu Xiaogang only thought he was there to supervise whether he was "leaking secrets."
He just pretended he didn't exist.
The other women were resolved in a minute.
Liu Erlong's letter was a three-minute farewell.
Bibi Dong's letter took up five minutes!
The Manchu-language love words made Zhuge Lan extremely nauseous.
He endured the disgust.
He took the letters and put them into his storage belt.
Blackmail material + N!
Putting aside everything else.
At least on Liu Erlong's side, he could harvest a large wave of Emotion Points.
Hmm...
Should he consider the charming and well-preserved mature woman?
Liu Erlong's temper is as fiery as her figure, she must be a perpetual motion machine of Emotion Points.
He could stir up a wave!
Age is not a problem.
A Rejuvenation Pill can instantly transform her into an 18-year-old girl.
In the future, after ascending to godhood.
Is there a big difference between ten thousand years old and ten thousand and several decades of years old?
The more he thought about it, the more reasonable it seemed.
Zhuge Lan couldn't help but curl his lips, smiling so much that Yu Xiaogang felt a chill down his spine!
"Your Excellency Clear Sky, if you want to kill or cut, can you do it quickly?"
"You smiling at me like this..."
"It's making me uneasy!"
Zhuge Lan collected his thoughts and glanced coldly at Yu Xiaogang.
"Who said I was going to kill you?"
[Emotion Points + 200001]
Not killing?
Yu Xiaogang rekindled his hope of survival!
But Zhuge Lan's next sentence plunged him back into the abyss.
"You can be spared the death penalty, but you can't escape the living punishment."
"You made my precious son cut off his own arm."
"Then you should also cut off a few taels of your own flesh; that's only fair, right?"
[Emotion Points + 155555]
Also have to cut off an arm?
This...
Compared to his life, Yu Xiaogang could accept it.
But!
Wouldn't it be like Tang San, cutting it off little by little?
He wondered if he could withstand such a cruel punishment as slow slicing.
Not to mention doing it himself.
Just as he was hesitating...
Zhuge Lan took out a familiar butcher knife and threw it at Yu Xiaogang's feet.
"You definitely wouldn't be able to withstand slow slicing."
"Then let's change to another cruel punishment."
"Castration with one cut, that's not a problem, right?"
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"Impossible!"
Yu Xiaogang refused without hesitation!
"As a man, I can't possibly castrate myself!"
"Isn't Your Excellency Clear Sky too insulting?"
"You might as well just kill me!"
He stiffened his neck stubbornly, closing his eyes and waiting for death.
Seemingly manly...
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[Emotion Points + 99595]
Zhuge Lan crossed his arms and quietly watched the joke.
In less than three seconds.
Yu Xiaogang couldn't hold on any longer, carefully lifting his eyelids to look over.
Meeting that smiling gaze, his heart skipped a beat!
[Emotion Points + 111111]
Damn it!
He was seen through?
It is said that Clear Sky Douluo is a sentimental person, angrily hammering the Spirit Hall's Pope for his wife and children.
Why doesn't he cherish "like-minded people"?
Fake!
It's all a disguise!
Cursing in his heart.
Yu Xiaogang didn't dare to look at "Tang Hao" again, looking down instead.
Just a few taels of flesh...
Should he?
Anyway, in order to maintain his image, he doesn't usually use it, just occasionally maintains it himself.
Bibi Dong, as the Pope of the Spirit Hall, must have a way to regenerate severed limbs, right?
There must be!
Even for her own happiness, Bibi Dong would mobilize the entire Spirit Hall, sparing no expense to reattach it for him!
Having made up his mind.
Under the threat of death, Yu Xiaogang slowly squatted down.
[Emotion Points + 99999]
[Emotion Points + 99999]
[Emotion Points + 99999]
At the moment when his fingers touched the butcher knife.
[Emotion Points + 120120]
He hesitated again.
After all, that is a man's dignity; how could he just cut it off?
You try replacing him with Tang San, could he be so decisive?
Zhuge Lan didn't urge him either.
As long as your Emotion Points keep coming, he can stand here for a day.
After several minutes of ideological struggle.
Yu Xiaogang suddenly stood up!
Only to hear—
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