Chapter 74: Tang San cuts the blade again? Xiao Wu collapses!
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Xiao Wu, 38B.
Due to her soul beast transformation, her physique differs from ordinary people. She is slowly adapting to a state of Qi Deviation, but her body cannot support her complete comprehension.
If she can maintain this for three hours, she can create a soul power cultivation route belonging to soul beasts!
Meridian Destruction Countdown: 1 minute 23 seconds.
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Wow!
There's an unexpected gain?
Then...
'System, this soul power route belonging to soul beasts, since it's based on the Sunflower Manual, does it also require cutting?'
[Of course!]
Heh!
Isn't this interesting?
The Sunflower Manual won't just be popular in the soul master world; even the soul beast world can't escape the fate of cutting!
Aiming for a complete sweep, Zhuge Lan pretended to ponder, delaying for another 1 minute and 15 seconds.
Tang San had also been kowtowing for quite a while.
His entire face was covered in blood mixed with dirt, a pathetic sight.
His trampled self-esteem caused his emotion points to surge wildly.
Too bad.
If Xiao Wu wasn't about to collapse, Zhuge Lan would have really liked to keep him going.
Too bad.
"Alright."
"Seeing how sincere you are, I'll go ahead and heal you."
"Xiao Wu's current state is also a bit... hard to say."
"In the future, stop causing trouble at night; it's annoying."
"I bless you!"
A pillar of holy light descended.
While enveloping Xiao Wu, the flowing holy light also affected Tang San.
— Kowtowing to the point of a slight concussion, his reaction was half a beat slow.
It was this half-beat that caused him trouble.
"Mmm~"
"Ah~"
A delightful duet, truly ecstasy.
Both of them had injuries from Qi Deviation, and under the healing of the holy light, they were rapidly recovering.
The difference was...
Xiao Wu was still in a state of Qi Deviation, so the healed meridians were destroyed again, and then healed again.
Entering a tug-of-war.
As for Tang San...
[Emotion Points +99595]
He didn't want to accept the healing!
Didn't you see that even though most of his meridians were shattered, he didn't beg Zhuge Lan?
Because...
The healing of the Soul Bone Skill, Holy Light Blessing, was all-encompassing!
While his meridians were being healed, his little brother down there would also grow back!
He calculated everything.
He didn't expect to be affected by Xiao Wu and still be enveloped by the holy light.
At this moment.
He could clearly sense that his little brother, like Blue Silver Grass, was stubbornly sprouting.
What was even more despairing was...
Zhuge Lan's Holy Light Blessings came one after another.
Keeping him under tight control.
He was so busy enjoying it that he didn't have time to shout stop.
Just...
[Emotion Points +110,000!]
[Emotion Points +110,000!]
Seeing Tang San spamming the screen like crazy, Zhuge Lan was a little puzzled at first.
What was he doing?
Although holy light didn't have resistance.
But you've become familiar with it after a couple of times; it shouldn't be this exciting, right?
After scanning with the system...
Oh?
He silently increased the frequency.
— He really wanted to see whether Tang San would cut or not after it grew back.
'System, I bet 1 emotion point that he will definitely cut.'
The system didn't respond.
'Very good, you defaulted, the bet is on.'
The system still ignored him.
Thus.
Zhuge Lan stayed here, accompanying Tang San and Xiao Wu, spamming Holy Light Blessings for three hours.
The wailing and howling continued until dawn.
During this time.
Zhuge Lan kept the Mental Detection active, observing the flow of Xiao Wu's soul power.
Until the Sunflower Manual - Soul Beast Edition was confirmed and running smoothly for three cycles.
Only then did he stop.
Tang San and Xiao Wu, who had enjoyed a night of ecstasy, collapsed to the ground.
Zhuge Lan yawned.
Glanced at his balance.
[Emotion Points: 190,4211;]
After working hard all night, it increased by about 800,000.
Not bad.
Tang San had been here three times after all, so he recovered faster.
He got up and went to Xiao Wu, checking her condition.
Then he was shocked!
"Level 32?"
"Xiao Wu, you leveled up?"
"Aren't you suffering from Qi Deviation?"
"This..."
Tang San couldn't understand.
What was going on?
"Now that I've taken action, can I just heal Qi Deviation?"
Zhuge Lan said smugly—
"Xiao Wu's physique is special; she can slowly adapt to the Sunflower Manual in a state of Qi Deviation."
"It's just that her physical strength isn't enough to withstand it."
"I've been using holy light to heal her, just to help her get through the first wave of Qi Deviation. In the future, she'll be able to cultivate the Sunflower Manual."
"It's even a personal version exclusive to her; unless someone has a physique as special as hers, they won't be able to cultivate it."
As he spoke.
Zhuge Lan looked at Xiao Wu meaningfully.
[Emotion Points +99595]
Xiao Wu averted her gaze, not daring to meet Zhuge Lan's eyes.
Could it be...
Her true identity had been discovered?
If it was Zhuge Lan, it was indeed possible.
What would he decide?
Kill her to take her soul bone?
But if that were the case, why waste a night helping her adapt to the Sunflower Manual?
Xiao Wu's brain was in a mess, and emotion points kept popping up randomly.
Zhuge Lan knew at a glance.
He knew that Xiao Wu had received his hint and would definitely be uneasy in the short term.
'Another wave of emotion points coming in.'
Zhuge Lan turned around and went into the house, feeling pleased. There was still some time before class; he would quickly take a nap.
Inside the house.
Zhu Zhuqing was cultivating in a cross-legged position.
Sensing Zhuge Lan's entry, she immediately stopped her exercise and patted her thigh.
"Sleep for a while; I'll wake you up when it's time for class."
Lap pillow?
Zhuge Lan laid down without hesitation.
Soft and warm, a faint fragrance surrounded his nose as he breathed.
It was very comfortable.
'System, give me a deep sleep.'
[Consuming 1 Emotion Point, you are asleep!]
He closed his eyes and fell asleep instantly.
The even breathing made Zhu Zhuqing's lips curl up involuntarily.
Quite pleased.
Zhuge Lan had been very "vigilant" before, jumping up every time she appeared.
But now he was lying on her lap and fell asleep in a few seconds.
Besides being tired from activating his soul bone skill all night.
It also showed his full trust in Zhu Zhuqing!
It seems...
'Those words Lan said last night weren't lying to me?'
Thinking of this, Zhu Zhuqing smiled even more brightly, warming the heart like a melting iceberg.
Then...
Zhu Zhuqing hugged Zhuge Lan and began to circulate the Tai Chi Yin Yang Dual Cultivation Method.
Forced Dual Cultivation!
After an unknown amount of time.
Zhuge Lan was gently shaken awake.
He sat up and stretched comfortably.
"How long did I sleep?"
"Less than an hour." Zhu Zhuqing replied fluently: "I saw you were sleeping very deeply; it should be enough."
She didn't understand what deep sleep was.
But she knew that good sleep quality could replenish enough energy even if the time was short.
She saw Zhuge Lan getting out of bed and quickly wanted to get up as well.
But when her toes touched the ground, she stopped.
After cultivating in a cross-legged position all night and then being a lap pillow, her legs were numb.
Zhuge Lan keenly noticed this.
Between healing and waiting, he chose—
"Let me massage you."
Zhuge Lan directly took action.
Grabbing Zhu Zhuqing's long legs, he placed them on his own lap and gently kneaded them.
And he activated the Starfall Sacredness Left Arm Soul Bone, releasing a little bit of holy light that merged into the muscles.
"Mmm~"
Zhu Zhuqing hummed involuntarily.
Zhuge Lan's heart trembled!
He had heard moans a lot.
But...
None of them had the lethality of Zhu Zhuqing's moan!
The massaging hand moved up involuntarily, heading towards certain key points...
[Emotion Points +55555]
"Pa!"
Zhu Zhuqing held Zhuge Lan's hand, shaking her head gently.
"Class is starting soon; let's do it tonight."
Zhuge Lan ↓
( ω )
Who can withstand this?!
With a fierce pounce, he held Zhu Zhuqing down and kissed her repeatedly.
This time Zhu Zhuqing didn't stop him, even responding clumsily.
A few minutes later, Zhuge Lan got up reluctantly.
What a pity.
He hadn't exchanged the last two levels of the Tai Chi Yin Yang Dual Cultivation Method yet.
If he really ate Zhu Zhuqing, the result would be a lack of significant increase in cultivation speed, which would greatly reduce his coolness.
'The next goal is to save up 10 million and buy the last two levels of the cultivation method!'
Zhu Zhuqing misunderstood.
She thought Zhuge Lan was respecting her wishes, so he restrained himself.
She couldn't help but curl up the corners of her mouth, getting out of bed to get Zhuge Lan's toiletries.
After serving him to wash up, she held his arm and left the house.
Almost at the same time.
On the girls' dormitory side, two doors opened simultaneously.
Xiao Wu and Ning Rongrong walked out, looking at each other.
Both were stunned.
You haven't left either?
This scene.
If it were an ordinary woman, the jealousy would have exploded long ago.
But Zhu Zhuqing didn't.
Seeing Zhuge Lan showing interest.
She immediately said: "Should I take Rongrong to the cafeteria first?"
Zhuge Lan looked at her in surprise.
She was too sensible, right?
Zhu Zhuqing understood.
She let go of his hand and walked towards Ning Rongrong, pulling her away.
Xiao Wu also walked to Zhuge Lan, looking hesitant.
She wanted to ask Zhuge Lan if he had seen her difference.
But what if Zhuge Lan hadn't noticed? Wouldn't that be a confession?
So she was very conflicted.
Which translated into a large number of emotion points, spamming the screen.
Zhuge Lan was happy to see this and slowly walked towards the cafeteria.
Xiao Wu lowered her head and silently followed.
Halfway there.
She finally couldn't help but tentatively ask—
"Brother Lan, you said my physique is special... what do you mean?"
Zhuge Lan stopped, looking at Xiao Wu with a smile that wasn't a smile.
[Emotion Points +55555]
Xiao Wu understood.
She smiled bitterly.
"What are you going to do with me?"
Zhuge Lan put on a thoughtful look.
Muttering to himself—
"A 100,000-year soul beast transforming into human form is really rare."
"Should I keep you and wait until I can absorb a 100,000-year soul ring to maximize the benefits?"
"Or should I take the immediate profit and get a 100,000-year soul bone first?"
"If I take you to the auction house, I can sell you for a lot of money."
Listen!
What tiger and wolf words are these?
Listening to it made Xiao Wu tremble.
[Emotion Points +99595]
[Emotion Points +151515]
[Emotion Points +195995]
It directly exploded with nearly a million emotion points.
It could be seen how scared Xiao Wu was.
It's no wonder she was so distraught.
Zhuge Lan was someone who almost killed even Sword Douluo Chen Xin with a single palm strike.
She was just a Soul Elder; wasn't she easily dealt with?
Her only reliance was Tang San.
Because of last night's farce, he was still debating whether to cut it off or not, and he left in the morning without even waiting for Xiao Wu.
Just...
So helpless!
"Uwaaahh—"
Xiao Wu cried.
Zhuge Lan smacked his lips.
Seeing that the emotional points were still surging, he ignored her.
He arrived at the cafeteria.
Zhu Zhuqing and Ning Rongrong had already gotten their meals.
He just had to go over and eat.
But unexpectedly...
Xiao Wu followed him.
"Why are you following me?"
Zhuge Lan said speechlessly—
"Don't you use your rabbit brain to think? If I had any ideas about you, I would have already made a move back in the Star Dou Great Forest."
Xiao Wu suddenly raised her head, staring blankly at Zhuge Lan.
Ah?
You saw through her identity so early?
"Rabbit soul beasts and my twin martial souls are incompatible."
Zhuge Lan said patiently—
"A 100,000-year soul ring and soul bone are not enough for me to give up matching."
"It would be more like it if it were a million years."
This was the truth.
—Does Xiao Wu's soul ring and soul bone have what the system has?
[Emotional Points +190,000]
Xiao Wu was dumbfounded.
A 100,000-year soul ring and soul bone...
You have no interest?
Although soul rings do emphasize compatibility.
But when the age is high enough, these can be abandoned.
Didn't Bibi Dong, with her Spider martial soul, also absorb a rabbit soul ring?
This...
It's beyond her understanding, incomprehensible.
Xiao Wu didn't react even after Zhuge Lan left.
After a long while.
Ma Hongjun's smiling voice came.
"Little Ao, I've leveled up!"
"I'm now level 28, and I estimate that in at most two months, I'll be able to reach level 29!"
"At most half a year, level 30!"
"Am I awesome?"
Xiao Wu looked over upon hearing this.
She saw an excited Ma Hongjun walking in with a helpless Oscar.
"Yo! Xiao Wu, ah!" Ma Hongjun showed off: "I've broken through! Level 28, you know!"
"Ah? Oh!" Xiao Wu said blankly: "Congratulations."
Ma Hongjun was complacent.
Oscar, on the other hand, keenly noticed something was wrong—Xiao Wu still had tears on her eyelashes.
"Xiao Wu, have you been crying?" Oscar asked with concern: "Are you alright?"
Xiao Wu just shook her head and left in a daze.
Anyone with eyes could see that her condition was very wrong.
"Hey!" Ma Hongjun muttered darkly: "Did she have another conflict with Tang San?"
Oscar glanced over, pursing his smooth chin.
"What, can you do it now?"
Ma Hongjun's expression froze!
Ah, this...
It's empty down there; what's the use of a woman?
Just licking?
Forget it.
He immediately lost interest, and even the joy of leveling up was diluted.
It was Oscar's turn to chuckle.
Although he himself had quite a few romantic debts, he enjoyed the process of capturing them more; the final shiver was just the spoils of victory.
The desire wasn't that strong.
Enduring for twenty years wouldn't be a big problem.
But it's hard for Fatty to go from extravagance to frugality; even the manual transmission has been removed, so he's in for a long haul!
He looked up.
He saw Zhuge Lan and the other two getting up.
Oscar quickly slid over.
"Leave the trays to me; the three of you can just leave!"
The training field.
All the teachers came today, and there was a pile of prayer mats on the ground.
Everyone found a place and sat down cross-legged.
Zhuge Lan twitched his nose.
Why was there a strange smell?
At this time.
Flender coughed.
"Everyone has practiced the Sunflower Manual to some extent; today, let's simply exchange our cultivation experiences."
"Zhuge, Zhuqing, Rongrong, if you have anything to do, you can move around freely."
Zhu Zhuqing took the lead in getting up, looking at Zhuge Lan.
"You go first; I'll listen here," Zhuge Lan said.
"Then I'll stay too," Ning Rongrong sighed: "I don't have anything good to cultivate either."
Having experienced the extreme speed of the Taiji Yin-Yang Dual Cultivation Method, she really couldn't calm down to cultivate alone.
And there was no self-created soul skill training...
She glanced at Zhuge Lan, who remained unmoved.
—Without showing any attitude, don't even think about getting a free ride.
Zhu Zhuqing nodded.
She went to the side to cultivate the Spiral Nine Shadows and the Boulder Crushing Divine Claw.
Flender pursed his lips and didn't say much.
He looked at Tang San.
"Tang San, you were the first to cultivate the Sunflower Manual and also have the foundation of the Mysterious Heaven Skill."
"Can you share your cultivation experience?"
Tang San's face twitched.
[Emotional Points +44444]
He quickly glanced at Zhuge Lan.
Tang San said bitterly: "I was treated yesterday and can't run the Sunflower Manual temporarily, so it's not good to explain."
Everyone ↓
(●—●)●)●)
Huh?
Did it grow back again?
Immediately.
Everyone looked at Tang San with pity.
Having experienced the joy of the Sunflower Manual, how could he go back to crawling slowly like a turtle?
Although he didn't know how efficient Tang San's Mysterious Heaven Skill was.
But since Tang San didn't choose to "continue" immediately before.
That was enough to explain everything.
He...
Will have to cut it sooner or later.
"Alright, Tang San, you can move around freely too," Flender said.
—If you're not our sister, don't participate in the sharing session.
Tang San's expression was a little unnatural.
He looked at Zhuge Lan and Ning Rongrong, then looked at Xiao Wu, who had a dazed expression.
He silently got up and left.
"Then, who wants to share something?" Flender said: "It doesn't have to be limited to cultivation techniques."
A group of people looked at each other.
They subtly swept their gaze towards Zhuge Lan and Ning Rongrong.
Zhuge Lan understood.
Their existence made it impossible for people to speak freely—after all, they weren't sisters and couldn't empathize.
"Alright, alright, I won't be an eyesore here."
Zhuge Lan stood up.
Ning Rongrong immediately followed.
They walked dozens of meters away and sat down to meditate, their palms facing each other.
Seemingly focused on cultivation.
In fact...
Mental Detection, activate!
—He wanted to hear what couldn't be said in front of him?
"Cough!"
Flender took the lead in starting—
"Since the non-bro... sisters are gone, let's close the door and talk about some personal topics."
"Everyone is just starting to cultivate the Sunflower Manual, so there's not much guidance to offer."
"But changes in other aspects of life may require taking a lesson from Xiao Wu."
Xiao Wu: "? ? ? "
Huh?
Take a lesson from me?
"Wh-what do you mean?" Xiao Wu asked blankly.
"It's just..."
Flender scratched his head, biting the bullet and saying—
"Ever since cultivating the Sunflower Manual, when I exert myself, I occasionally... leak out."
Zhuge Lan: "..."
Ah?
No wonder there was a strange smell just now; it turned out...
Oscar and the others: "! ! ! "
A warrior!
They followed closely, staring at Xiao Wu.
As the only girl present, she must have a lot of experience, right?
Xiao Wu ↓
o(╥﹏╥)o
Ah, this...
Please spare me!
Girls also leak, but it's not the same kind of leak as you!
But facing a group of old men...
No!
A group of sisters' burning gaze, what could Xiao Wu do?
She could only whisper and popularize: "There's something called a sanitary napkin that can be used to absorb it."
"I know that," Flender said maturely: "But that thing can't absorb much and will stick to the hair. Tearing it off is too painful, a large patch of hair."
Xiao Wu ↓
щ(Дщ)
You...
I...
He...
After a long silence.
Xiao Wu covered her face and said—
"The rough side is stuck on the pants."
"You stuck it on the wrong way, of course tearing it off will be..."
Tsk!
There's a sense of the scene, help! ! !
But Flender's thick skin far exceeded Xiao Wu's imagination.
Next, squatting posture, how to aim, how to suppress the splash...
The questions made Xiao Wu almost collapse!
Why did she impulsively decide to cultivate the Sunflower Manual?
Even if she hesitated for two more days and let Flender and the others figure it out themselves.
She wouldn't have suffered this crime!
Not far away.
The more Zhuge Lan listened, the more shocked he became!
So the world after cutting it off is like this?
It's too...
The price of getting stronger is a bit too high.
No wonder Flender and the others intermittently provided a small wave of emotional points.
He thought it was intermittently reminiscing about his little brother.
It turned out he was thinking of him when he was watering?
Ah, this...
It's a bit hard to hold back.
Zhuge Lan stood up, pulling Ning Rongrong to walk further away.
"The atmosphere here is not good; let's change places."
"Ah? Oh."
Ning Rongrong didn't know why, but she behaved very obediently.
The high-speed cultivation of the Taiji Yin-Yang Dual Cultivation Method was like drug addiction, making people unable to stop.
She couldn't stop at all!
That night.
Ning Rongrong, who had tasted the sweetness, appeared in Zhuge Lan's room again.
She also deliberately wore short clothes and skirts, revealing her lotus root-like limbs.
She started the three-person cultivation exercise.
This made Zhuge Lan a little regretful—he originally wanted to take down Zhu Zhuqing.
But he didn't force it too much.
It was something that couldn't be escaped anyway, so there was no need to be too deliberately persistent.
But...
Zhu Zhuqing rarely showed dissatisfied emotions.
Obviously.
She was thinking the same thing as Zhuge Lan.
This made Zhuge Lan a little surprised.
She looked cold on the outside, but she was actually all yellow on the inside?
"Do you want to try taking off your coat today?" Zhu Zhuqing suggested: "It can increase the efficiency by almost double!"
Double?!
Ning Rongrong's eyes lit up!
She was eager to try.
Seeing this, Zhu Zhuqing directly reached out.
"Hey!"
"Wait!"
"Aren't my short clothes enough?"
Ning Rongrong shouted that it wouldn't work.
But her body didn't resist too much.
'It's just a coat, it's not like I'm not wearing anything.'
'It's the same as being in our dorm.'
'Double the efficiency! '
Although she comforted herself like this...
But when Zhu Zhuqing started to touch her little darling.
Ning Rongrong grabbed it!
"This won't work!"
"I've changed into shorts, so I don't need to take them off!"
Seeing Ning Rongrong so resistant, Zhu Zhuqing didn't force it.
In a few strokes, she stripped down to her underwear.
Pulling Ning Rongrong, she attacked Zhuge Lan from the left and right.
Running the Taiji Yin-Yang Dual Cultivation Method.
At the beginning, Ning Rongrong was quite shy, regretting how she had been bewitched by Zhu Zhuqing to strip her.
But then...
The surging power of Yin and Yang fascinated her!
Clothes?
"What clothes?"
If Dad hadn't replied yet, she would have preferred to go completely nude!
Anyway,
'There's nothing much to see anyway,' Zhuge Lan muttered in her heart.
Compared to Zhu Zhuqing's fullness, Ning Rongrong was arguably the flattest in Shrek; even Xiao Wu was better endowed than her.
She was very well-proportioned.
But she had an air of nobility, revealing a rounded softness, with a hint of Ning Fengzhi's elegance.
Coupled with her delicate face, she had a Barbie doll-like beauty.
'Interesting.'
'She actually has a beauty completely different from Zhuqing.'
'Not stunning at first glance, but the more you look, the more appealing she becomes.'
Zhuge Lan scanned left and right.
Comparing the differences between the two, the Taiji Yin-Yang Dual Cultivation Method unconsciously circulated even faster.
Greatly increasing the cultivation progress of the three.
Further strengthening Ning Rongrong and Zhu Zhuqing's thoughts!
This was just the beginning!
If they could perform that final step...
Wouldn't their progress skyrocket?
They were having fun.
"Ugh—"
A suppressed groan of pain startled the focused three.
Zhuge Lan swept his mental probe around.
His impatient expression turned playful.
"It's Little Sanzi."
Zhuge Lan said with amusement, "He couldn't resist and cut himself again, but he wasn't ruthless enough, and the blade got stuck."
Zhu Zhuqing, Ning Rongrong: "..."
Huh?
It was hard to imagine how the blade could get stuck in that kind of situation.
But it must be very painful!
"Don't think about those irrelevant things!"
Ning Rongrong urged, "Let's quickly continue!"
"If you're really that impatient, why not take everything off?"
Zhu Zhuqing said faintly, "The efficiency can be doubled!"
Ning Rongrong ↓
( ω )
Can it be doubled again?!
Tempted!
Super tempted!
But...
A girl's restraint and uncertainty about her elders' attitude.
Made her hesitate.
She still said regretfully, "It's already fast enough like this, let's continue!"
After all, they haven't confirmed their relationship yet, this is already the limit she can accept.
If they continue...
If the bottom line is gone, she's afraid it will be out of control!
Zhu Zhuqing stopped at the right moment and focused on cultivation.
Zhuge Lan cooperated with a smile.
Originally, with the system, he didn't need to train so actively.
But how could he refuse the chance to feast his eyes and woo girls?
Saving some emotion points was good.
The next day.
As soon as the cultivation ended,
Ning Rongrong took out a cloak, wrapped herself up, and fled as if escaping.
"Looks like it's almost time."
Zhu Zhuqing smiled, "As long as her dad nods, she won't be able to escape."
Zhuge Lan didn't reply, but instead hugged Zhu Zhuqing.
A deep kiss, both hands kneading.
[Emotion Points + 55555]
He reluctantly stopped after kissing Zhu Zhuqing until her eyes were blurred.
The timing wasn't right.
A girl as good as Zhu Zhuqing deserved to be treated with more respect.
Instead of being casually eaten up.
It was precisely this respect that made Zhu Zhuqing even more fascinated.
Compared to some irresponsible men...
Oh no!
He shouldn't be considered a man anymore.
Not wanting to think about those unlucky things.
Zhu Zhuqing slowly put on her clothes in front of Zhuge Lan.
Then she served him and helped him wash up.
They went out together.
They ran into Tang San, who was straddling his legs and moving like a crab.
Xiao Wu followed beside him, wanting to help but not daring to get close.
It seemed he had been rejected.
"Yo!"
Zhuge Lan greeted, "Are you injured? Do you want me to heal you?"
Holy light lit up in his hand.
[Emotion Points + 11111]
Tang San was so frightened that he leaped forward, afraid that the holy light would really land on him.
"Hiss—"
He used too much force and pulled the wound.
Looking at Zhuge Lan again.
He didn't cast the holy light at all, just looked at him with a smile.
Just like...
Watching a clown.
[Emotion Points + 44444]
Tang San was angry but didn't dare to speak, even having to put on a smiling face.
"Brother Lan, Sister Zhu, good morning!"
"Thank you for your concern, Brother Lan, but I don't need treatment."
"Otherwise, I would have suffered that knife in vain last night."
He was so enthusiastic.
But...
His smile was too fake.
Xiao Wu was much simpler.
"Brother Lan, Sister Zhu, good morning."
Zhuge Lan nodded, considering it a response.
"Then you guys go first, we're waiting for someone."
"Goodbye, Brother Lan, Sister Zhu!" Tang San said enthusiastically.
"Okay."
This was Xiao Wu.
The two returned to their previous state, one moving forward, the other following behind.
"That Tang San is really hypocritical."
Zhu Zhuqing commented.
Zhuge Lan smiled.
Was Tang Buddha kidding you?
At this time.
Ning Rongrong came over, wearing a new long dress, hopping and skipping.
She naturally took his arm on Zhuge Lan's other side.
"What are you talking about?"
"Talking about Tang San, a hypocritical man," Zhu Zhuqing said.
"Man?"
Ning Rongrong tilted her head, "In this academy, besides Lan, are there any men?"
Zhu Zhuqing was stunned.
It seemed...
That was indeed the case?
She hadn't noticed before.
Zhu Zhuqing glanced at Zhuge Lan, feeling that he seemed to be doing it on purpose.
Just like the eunuchs in the palace, they all had to experience...
"Pa!"
Zhuge Lan slapped Zhu Zhuqing's upturned butt, stirring up a wave.
"What are you thinking about? Let's go."
Zhu Zhuqing smiled slightly.
Forget it.
That kind of thing didn't matter.
The training ground.
Seeing Dai Mubai's full head of golden hair, chatting happily with Oscar and the others.
Zhuge Lan was a little surprised.
He came back so quickly?
Was the winning rate so high?
Probably not.
He probably thought of the operation where the Holy Light Blessing could be renewed.
Dai Mubai saw Zhuge Lan coming from afar, with women on both sides.
His expression was a little strange.
But...
He didn't release emotion points.
Since he cut it off, women were just clouds to him.
He greeted Zhuge Lan, saying in a rough voice—
"Brother Lan, I'm back!"
"Through three days of cultivation, I broke through to level 38, that cultivation method is really useful!"
As soon as he got close.
Zhuge Lan smelled the familiar "eunuch smell."
No need to ask.
He definitely didn't protect himself well and leaked.
Um...
It was hard to comment.
He could only vaguely remind him, "Mubai, if you have time, exchange experiences with Xiao Ao and the others."
Dai Mubai was a little confused.
Experiences?
What experiences?
"Boss Dai."
Ma Hongjun joked—
"I wasn't sure just now, but Brother Lan said that..."
"You deliberately spoke in a rough voice because you didn't want us to find out that you had already cut it off, right?"
Dai Mubai's expression changed drastically!
[Emotion Points + 11111]
He was a very competitive person, even "publicly showing off" his dating record.
Now that he was suddenly exposed...
The look in his eyes towards Ma Hongjun was a bit dangerous.
"Boss Dai, don't think too much."
Oscar explained—
"Now, everyone in Shrek Academy, including the dean and teachers, except for Brother Lan, Sister Zhu, and Sister Ning, has cultivated the Sunflower Manual."
Ning Rongrong: "..."
Sister Ning?
She glanced at Zhuge Lan beside her and understood instantly.
She took advantage of his prestige.
Dai Mubai: "? ? ?"
What the hell?
His mind couldn't process it.
"No!"
Dai Mubai asked in confusion, "You don't have any deep grudges, why did you practice the Sunflower Manual with this kind of price?"
As soon as he said this.
Zhuge Lan knew that Dai Mubai hadn't thought of the "renewal" operation at all.
So...
"Mubai," Zhuge Lan said strangely, "You came back on the third day, is it... because you already left the seed?"
Dai Mubai nodded instinctively.
It was too late when he realized something was wrong.
Oscar and Ma Hongjun surrounded him, their gossiping eyes hot and suffocating.
There was no other way.
He could only tell the whole truth—
"These few days, I bought some whale gel, spent a lot of money, and invited those old flames."
"Through some special means, I confirmed that two of them were pregnant before coming back."
"You've seen them, they're the twins from the Rose Hotel."
Zhuge Lan blinked.
Too many elements, he had to take it slowly.
Dai Mubai ate whale gel?
He probably ate a lot.
His physique increased a lot, and it was natural to break through quickly with the feedback on cultivation.
And a double hit?
Good, good, good.
This was interesting.
Oscar and Ma Hongjun had strange expressions.
They wanted to say something but stopped.
Tang San, on the other hand, said in a joking tone—
"You wouldn't have thought... Brother Lan's Holy Light Blessing can be used to grow it back, right?"
Dai Mubai ↓
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( ¬ _ ¬ )
Huh? ? ! !
He squinted at Zhuge Lan, the muscles on his face twitching.
He gritted his teeth and said—
"Brother Lan, did you know at the time?"
Zhuge Lan shook his head without hesitation.
—Could he admit to this?
"I only thought of it afterward."
Zhuge Lan pointed to Tang San, who was watching the show, "It was when he was kicked flat by Xiao Wu."
Tang San: ( ● — ● )
What?
You can laugh at me.
I'm breaking the rules if I laugh?
You have to make personal attacks, right?
[Emotion Points + 44444]
But no one paid attention to him.
Everyone looked at Dai Mubai, his face turning green and white.
It was very exciting.
[Emotion Points + 99595]
[Emotion Points + 151515]
[Emotion Points + 55555]
Tsk tsk!
Another small harvest.
Seeing Dai Mubai like this, everyone didn't dare to speak.
Only—
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