After listening to Kamishiro's analysis, Obito felt really bad. According to Kamishiro, he seemed to be good for nothing.
The worst part was that he actually thought Kamishiro was right.
Obito said dejectedly, "According to what you said, I'm inferior to Kakashi in every aspect. How can I chase after Rin? I'm definitely going to fail, right?"
Kamishiro looked seriously into Obito's eyes and said, "Don't be discouraged, Obito. I said I'd help you chase Rin. You're good-for-nothing now, but from now on, under my guidance, you'll start to improve. Eventually, you'll make Kakashi suffer a complete defeat!"
So... Obito Uchiha! Do you have the confidence? My guidance is going to be quite strict!"
Kamishiro's sudden shout made Obito perk up.
The fire of fighting spirit blazed in Obito's eyes: "I have confidence! Kamishiro, help me! I'll definitely follow your instructions!"
Kamishiro clapped his hands forcefully: "Good! That's the spirit I'm looking for. Then let's start to change right now. First, let's change your appearance!"
Obito looked down at himself: "Appearance? How can I change my appearance?"
While sizing up Obito, Kamishiro commented, "First of all, your clothes are really old-fashioned. They make you look so down. You definitely have to change them!
And that stupid pair of goggles on your head, take them off. People who don't know you might think you're going swimming in some river."
Obito quickly shook his head and said, "No, I can't. The goggles are to protect my Sharingan."
Kamishiro rolled his eyes at Obito: "Sharingan? Show me one if you can."
Obito said awkwardly, "I... I haven't awakened my Sharingan yet. But! I'll definitely awaken it one day. So I have to protect my eyes before that day comes!"
Kamishiro scoffed, "Just like a dumb student who hoards a lot of useless junk. Do you think this pair of goggles can stop someone who really wants to attack your eyes during The Battle? Don't deceive yourself. This thing just makes you look stupid. Take it off! You just said you'd definitely follow my instructions. Are you going to go back on your word now?"
Obito reluctantly took off his goggles: "I've worn them for so long. Taking them off makes me feel like I'm running around naked."
"Wait a minute."
Kamishiro picked out a material from what Jiraiya had given him and immediately started making something.
Soon, a pair of sunglasses was finished in Kamishiro's hands.
"Here, try them on."
Kamishiro handed the sunglasses to Obito.
Obito took the sunglasses and put them on: "Kamishiro, I won't be able to see clearly at night with these sunglasses on. What should I do during The Battle?"
Kamishiro sighed, "You really don't use your head. If you can't see clearly during The Battle, can't you just take them off?"
"Uh..." Obito said awkwardly, "You make so much sense.
Kamishiro then continued, "Next, it's your hairstyle. A spiky head won't do. It makes you look like an energetic young man. Since you're going to wear sunglasses from now on, let's just go for a slicked-back hairstyle. Tete (an onomatopoeia here, expressing a sense of accomplishment)!"
Kamishiro spat on his left and right hands, then started messing around with Obito's head.
"Ah! Spit! What the hell are you doing, Kamishiro? Don't get your spit on my head!"
"Don't move around!"
Obito felt so wronged at the moment. Why did Kamishiro not let him wear his goggles right off the bat and then smear spit on his head? What the hell was he doing?
He really regretted impulsively asking Kamishiro for help...
After a while, Kamishiro finished with Obito's head.
Kamishiro took two steps back and sized up Obito. "Well, it's starting to look okay. But your clothes are letting you down. Do you have an Uchiha clan uniform?"
Obito nodded aggrievedly. "Yes, it's in the backpack in my tent."
"Wait here for a sec. I'll go get it for you!"
Now Kamishiro was full of enthusiasm as he suddenly tasted the joy of nurturing someone.
In the blink of an eye, Kamishiro was back in his tent with Obito's Uchiha clan uniform.
"Quickly put it on and let me have a look."
Obito obediently took off his current clothes and then put on the Uchiha clan uniform.
After Obito put on the Uchiha clan uniform, Kamishiro sized him up again.
The slicked-back hairstyle, the sunglasses, and the simple yet neat Uchiha clan uniform made him look really cool.
Kamishiro took out a mirror. "Take a look at yourself now. Are you satisfied?"
Obito looked into the mirror and was immediately stunned. "Huh? Is this really me? Am I this handsome?"
Kamishiro proudly tilted his head. "How about it? Didn't I lie to you? Isn't it much cooler than how you looked just now?"
Obito kept looking at himself in the mirror. "It's not just much cooler. I look like a whole different person! Kamishiro, what do you think if I wear a mask? Will it make me even cooler?"
Kamishiro couldn't hold back his complaint anymore and said, "Idiot. Please use your brain, will you! If you wear a mask, you're just imitating Kakashi and you'll just be a lousy imitator. So when Rin sees you, it'll be like seeing a second Kakashi.
What you need to do now is to have your own style, not imitate Kakashi. Do you understand, you stupid guy!"
Obito shrank his head after being scolded by Kamishiro.
Obito quickly admitted his mistake. "I was wrong, Kamishiro. You're right. I can't imitate Kakashi. I need to have my own style."
Kamishiro rubbed his temples and then said, "And you need to change the way you talk. You sound so stupid. It doesn't match your look at all. From now on, try to keep your sentences within six words."
Obito frowned in distress. "Ah? Keep it within six words? How can I even talk then!"
Kamishiro waved his hand. "Talk to me now, and I'll show you."
Obito thought for a while and then asked, "Kamishiro, how do you plan to make Lord Jiraiya's puppet?"
"It's none of your damn business."
Obito's mouth opened slightly, and he stared blankly at Kamishiro.
Kamishiro said coolly, "Keep asking."
Obito thought again and then asked, "Kamishiro, are there any fun or nice places in Sunagakure Village?"
"A sandy windy area."
Obito's mouth twitched. He wracked his brains. He must make Kamishiro say more than six words today!
"Kamishiro, what do you want to eat tomorrow?"
"Something delicious."
"What time will you go to sleep tonight?"
"At night."
"What kind of person do you think Lord Jiraiya is?"
"My idol."
"You think I..."
Before Obito could finish his question, Kamishiro answered first.
"A complete fool."
Obito: ???
Obito didn't believe it and asked one last question.
"If it were you reporting that the Cloud Ninjas will attack our camp in an hour, how would you report it?"
Kamishiro paused for a moment. Seeing this, Obito immediately felt he had won. "Hahaha, you're out of ideas!"
Kamishiro glanced at Obito disdainfully and said, "Cloud Ninjas, one hour away."
Obito opened his mouth but finally chose to give up. Because after thinking through all the Mondai, it seemed that according to Kamishiro's way of answering, he could keep all the answers within six words.