"Azusa-san, please introduce us to some of your friends…"
The moment Shiro stepped into the GB club, he heard the voices of two fools.
Turning his head, he saw Iori and Kohei kneeling in front of Azusa, half-naked, looking like ancient Japanese servants.
"..."
Shiro sighed. He didn't know the details, but he could blindly guess it had something to do with that threat letter.
Oh well. When they decided to go to the cafeteria for lunch, he had already mentally prepared himself to lose these two friends.
But to his surprise, they actually made it back alive… though they seemed to have brought trouble with them.
Just as Azusa was deep in thought, she spotted Shiro at the entrance and waved him over.
Without hesitation, Shiro walked toward Azusa. Now that he thought about it, he hadn't seen Azusa-neesan in a while.
It had been a full day and night, he missed her quite a bit. Surely, Azusa-neesan felt the same! She was definitely going to give him a big, warm hug!
Bang!
(′?`)
"A-Azusa-neesan… that's… my neck…"
Turns out, Shiro wasn't entirely wrong, Azusa did give him a hug. Except… it was a chokehold hug after smacking him on the head.
At least… his head was currently resting against a very soft place. (′?`) Worth it!!!
"Naa~ Look what I found~ A college boy who stayed out all night~ Now, my dear little Shiro, can you tell me where you were last night instead of coming home?"
Azusa's fingers gently ran through Shiro's hair as she smiled at him with a "kind" expression.
She had waited in his room all night yesterday~ They were supposed to drink and admire her collection together~
??!!!
The moment Shiro saw that "kind" look in her eyes, his memory instantly rebooted—he suddenly recalled that he had promised to drink and check out Azusa's collection with her…
(.;゜;:益:;゜;.)
"Well… uh… actually, I found an injured cat last night, ahaha…"
"I'd like to report that this bastard came back this morning with scratches all over his back!"
"Not to mention we found half a red candle in his pocket!"
You traitors!!!
Shiro looked at them in horror. These two bastards had the most sinister grins, their butts wiggling like loyal dogs!
"Ara~ What kind of kitty left all those scratches on Shiro's back~? And what kind of kitty made Shiro use such a special candle~?"
(;?＿?)
"Uhh… a drunk milf cat?"
Snap!
Shiro's vision went white, and he collapsed into Azusa's arms—cause of death: excessive honesty!
Well done!
Iori and Kohei, who had witnessed everything, felt an immense sense of satisfaction. When they saw the scratches on Shiro's back this morning, they had been absolutely devastated!
Even though Iori had heard rumors that Shiro wasn't a virgin anymore, seeing it with his own eyes was more painful than death!!!
"Tsk, tsk~ Next time, remember to tell me in advance, okay~? Your big sis waited for you all night in your bed, you know~?"
!!!
Hearing Azusa's words, Iori and Kohei's killing intent reignited!
What kind of life was this scumbag living behind their backs?!
Kohei was even chanting a curse under his breath! If Shiro were still conscious, he would've recognized it as the infamous incantation from an internet forum—one that summoned spirits to torment someone's soul…
"So, if I understand correctly, you guys were threatened and need a group date to save your lives?"
Azusa gave them a strange look. She knew the gender ratio in Izu University's engineering department was 151:3, but was it really that bad?
Burying people behind the school?! What kind of delinquent university were they attending?
"That's right! Please help us!"
"Saving a life is a virtue!"
The two of them knelt down again. The only person they could think of who could set up a group date was Azusa!
As for other social connections… they spent all their time drinking with beasts. Where would they even meet people?!
"Hmm… let me think…"
Azusa pondered. Most of her friends wouldn't be a good match for this kind of event, they might even traumatize Iori and Kohei.
"Why not ask Shiro? He added quite a few girls during the school festival."
Azusa pinched Shiro's cheek as she spoke. There was a ready-made scumbag right here—why weren't they using him?
"..."
Iori and Kohei fell silent.
They knew full well that if they asked Shiro, he could probably make this happen. But… if they really asked him, then this group date would become his one-man show!
This scumbag wouldn't follow any rules about "only choosing one" during a group date! Worse still, all the girls might end up focusing solely on him!
"Please, Azusa-san! Our lives depend on this!"
"…So why would you rather risk your lives than ask Shiro?"
Azusa sighed helplessly. "Well, I guess I understand. Shiro is a bit of a predator. If I remember correctly, he's close to a hundred-woman conquest, right? Seriously…"
SWOOSH!
Before Azusa could finish, she suddenly felt her arms lighten.
Somehow, Iori and Kohei had snatched Shiro away and slammed him into the ground!
Then, they leaned in toward Azusa.
"Hundred-woman conquest?"
"Yep, hundred-woman conquest!"
"…Are we thinking of the same thing?"
"Well, unless I'm mistaken!"
"…sex?"
"Mhm, sex!"
The moment Azusa confirmed it, the two of them beamed with joy.
"Ohh, I see, I see."
"So Kamishiro's life has been unexpectedly eventful, huh~"
BANG!
In the next instant, two bottles of life water (alcohol) were shoved into Shiro's mouth, and they kept pouring more in!
"Uhh… what are you guys doing?"
"Ah, just now, Kamishiro appeared in my dream and told me he was thirsty!"
"At times like this, constant hydration is a must!"
With that, the two ignored the bewildered Azusa and continued pouring alcohol into the already unconscious scumbag!
Iori even grabbed a 4-liter bottle of undiluted shochu and plugged it directly into Shiro's mouth!
Shiro, who normally had perpetually squinted eyes, had them wide open now—but for some reason, only the whites of his eyes remained…
"Well, their friendship is really something."
"Such energetic juniors."
Tokita and Kotobuki chuckled as they watched the trio's antics. After all, drinking together was the ultimate way to bond!
Iori and Kohei must be very close friends with Shiro!
(′?`)
"Help… me…"
Σ_(???」∠)