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After only a brief moment of thought, Chiyama Gekko's mind, filled with mischievous ideas, had already come up with a great prank.
The next second, his figure disappeared from the face of the Hokage Rock.
After roughly estimating the Speed of the two girls, Chiyama Gekko activated his Touton and directly ran into a shop not far from them.
"Chōmei, lend me some phosphorus powder."
"Huh? What do you need it for?"
"Don't ask. Just tell me if you want to watch a show."
"Sure, I want to. Here, take it."
Well, Chōmei has now been completely led astray by Chiyama Gekko. As soon as he heard there was a show to watch, he was happier than anyone else.
Feeling Chōmei's chakra flowing into his body, a sly smile instantly appeared on Chiyama Gekko's face.
This was a traditional Chinese medicine shop, selling all kinds of medicinal herbs.
The shopkeeper was diligently working behind the counter when suddenly a handful of phosphorus powder was slapped on his face.
The next second, he fell into a deep sleep.
"Chōmei, how long will he sleep this time?"
"Well... I estimate it should be about a day."
"That'll do."
As the shopkeeper fell asleep, Chiyama Gekko deactivated his Touton and then quickly dragged the shopkeeper to the back room.
Then he used the Transformation Technique to turn into the shopkeeper's appearance.
It's just that this fake shopkeeper (Chiyama Gekko in disguise) looked a bit shady.
Then he started to prepare to receive Yugura and Kushina.
"Chiyama kid, how can you be sure they'll come to this shop?"
"Intuition."
"...Why does my intuition tell me they won't come?"
"Because you lack intuition."
Chōmei was instantly speechless and quietly waited for Chiyama Gekko to perform.
However, he was thinking to himself: Humph, if they don't come, just wait and see me nag you to death.
Little did he know that the two girls who were out shopping had already seen this medicinal herb shop on the street.
"Yugura, can you make Military Rations Pills?"
"Huh? What for?"
"To eat, of course. Look, even though we can't leave, we can try making some things. Then I'll make them for Minato and you make them for Chiyama Gekko. Hehe, what do you think?"
Yugura was instantly speechless. She poked Kushina's forehead with one finger and scolded gently:
"You really can't stay idle for a moment."
"Moreover, why should I make them for Chiyama Gekko? Don't forget, I was tricked here by him. If it weren't for him, I'd still be an elite jōnin in Sunagakure."
Hearing this, Kushina let out a heh and said disdainfully:
"Sister Yugura, come on."
"If you really wanted to go back to Sunagakure that badly, you would have tried every possible means to escape."
"But you've never tried even once. Obviously, there's nothing in Sunagakure that you miss."
"Instead of that, you might as well stay in Konoha."
Yugura was hit right in the heart. She really did want to escape from Konoha at first, but these few months of life had made her feel a completely different life from that in Sunagakure.
Ebisu Sami, Kushina, and even Chiyama Gekko have gradually dispelled the loneliness in her heart.
I don't know when it started, but Yugura forced herself to forget her own identity and would rather live like an ordinary person.
"Come on, Sister Yugura, let's go. The pharmacy is right in front. Let's buy some medicinal herbs and go back to make Military Rations Pill!"
Kushina tugged Yugura towards the pharmacy, but Yugura halted.
She said helplessly, "We don't have to go to the pharmacy even if we want to make Military Rations Pill."
"Kushina, I know the recipe for Military Rations Pill."
As is well - known, Military Rations Pill are essential supplies for ninjas on their missions.
They can effectively restore chakra and provide a sense of fullness, much like compressed biscuits.
The recipe for Military Rations Pill is as follows: one tablespoon of cocoa powder, one tablespoon of vegetable juice (preferably green vegetable juice), six small bean snacks (about 10g), eight small biscuit pieces (about 20g), ten mixed nuts (about 15g), two teaspoons of sesame seeds, a dash of seven - spice powder, and 25 raisins.
Note: This recipe is from the Book of Soldiers.
"Hey, Sister Yugura, of course I know how to make Military Rations Pill."
"But think about it, this is our own handmade. How can it be so ordinary?"
"In order to improve the nutritional content of Military Rations Pill, it's necessary to add some medicinal herbs!"
"Let's go!"
After saying that, Kushina directly pulled Yugura into the pharmacy.
When Chōmei saw the two girls enter the store, he was immediately stunned and blurted out, "Damn it, Chiyama kid, you're amazing!"
Chiyama Gekko burst out laughing in his heart and responded cockily, "Basic operation, basic operation, haha!"
"Yo, two customers, what would you like to buy?"
"Our store has a wide variety of medicinal herbs. You can find whatever you want."
The actor Chiyama Gekko was on the stage. His posture was not just similar to the pharmacy owner's, it was exactly the same.
Yugura looked at the boss in front of her. For some reason, she always had a strange feeling.
But she couldn't figure it out.
And Kushina had already started asking about Military Rations Pill.
"Boss, I want to make some Military Rations Pill. Are there any medicinal herbs that can enhance the medicinal properties of the Military Rations Pill and are harmless?"
Oh? Military Rations Pill. Hahaha, Minato, Minato, you've fallen into my hands again!
Chiyama Gekko was about to burst out laughing. There was no need to ask that Kushina was making Military Rations Pill for Minato Namikaze.
Great! It was worth his coming here. Just thinking about how he united with Kushina to drug Minato made him overjoyed!
"Oh, making Military Rations Pill. Yes, let me look for them."
"When adding medicinal herbs to this kind of food like Military Rations Pill, you must be careful. You can't use more than three kinds of herbs."
"If you want to increase the effect of the Military Rations Pill, I recommend hemp seeds, cypress seeds, and almonds."
"These three kinds of herbs are relatively mild and very suitable for making Military Rations Pill."
Not to mention anything else, just Chiyama Gekko's smooth talk.
Not only Kushina and Yugura, even if Sakumo Hatake came, he would believe it.
After hearing that, Kushina immediately declared she wanted five ryo of each!
This made Chiyama Gekko laugh so hard that his sides hurt. Five ryo, Minato, you're in for a treat!
"Buy so much? Will you be able to use it all?"
Yugura felt she had bought a bit too much and immediately said she'd take less.
But Chiyama Gekko was about to succeed in his plan. How could he let her mess it up?
"Don't worry. These herbs have very mild effects. It doesn't matter if you put a little more," he said.
"But remember, don't put five catties at once. Even if Lord Hokage came, he wouldn't be able to handle it."
"For one batch, one catty is enough. Five catties can make a whole lot."
Out of humanity, Chiyama Gekko gave a word of advice.
Hearing this, Kushina quickly praised the boss as a good guy.
That "You're a good guy" almost made Chiyama Gekko burst out.
And Chōmei inside him was already laughing so hard he was doubled over. It was just too funny.
Just imagining Minato gobbling down Military Rations Pill laced with three powerful laxatives, a whole catty at once, made Chiyama Gekko barely hold back his laughter.
Minato, don't thank me. It's all for your good from Kushina!
Let me give you a little knowledge: Hemp seeds, almonds, and Chinese arborvitae seeds all act as laxatives.
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