Arre bhaiyo aur behno (brothers and sisters), welcome to The Shah of the Old Ones! 🎉
First things first—if you're here expecting a deep, philosophical take on life, destiny, and the meaning of existence… uh, my bad. You've entered the wrong gali (alley). What you will find is a Mumbai launda with cosmic-level bad luck, reality-breaking powers, and a harem of supernatural women who may or may not be yanderes (send thoughts and prayers 🙏).
This story is what happens when Bollywood masala, Indian mythology, and eldritch horror get thrown into a mixer with unlimited chai and memes—then zapped with a laptop ka jhatka (electric shock). Expect gods, demons, prophecies, and a protagonist whose life is one long WTF moment.
Things You Should Know Before Reading:
✅ This is a desi af (super Indian) supernatural adventure. If you don't know what "shaadi pressure" feels like, consider yourself blessed.
✅ Yash might seem like your average harem protagonist—he's got zero plans, infinite sarcasm, and an uncanny ability to attract danger (and waifus).
✅ The supernatural world in this story runs like an Indian joint family—full of secrets, drama, and relatives who may or may not want to kill you.
✅ No laptops were harmed (but a lot of Author's brain cells were).
✅ If you find yourself falling for one of the female leads… well, you're probably already a yandere in training.
This is a work of fiction, satire, and utter nonsense—so don't try to unlock supernatural powers by spilling chai on your electronics (I will laugh). All myths are fictionalized, no disrespect intended—aur haan (and yeah), if you see a rakshasa running a casino in real life, don't blame me. 😌
Now, the only question is… will Yash survive? Or will he become the first man in history to be simultaneously loved and murdered by his own harem?
Let's find out.
Side Note: I have no particular schedule for uploading chapters but will try to stick with uploading 1chapter/week