I smile and hug Diana as she slips into the booth beside me, stopping myself from giggling at Cheetah huffing as her once more than friend turned enemy ignores her completely.
"Minerva." Diana finally greets Cheetah but without the usual warmth she uses for her "sister's".
"Princess." Cheetah says in a low growl.
"I was very relieved when Bru-Batman let me know you were alright after the news of Pam going to war with that disgusting monster…though he was tight lipped on the details, it's nice to see you here as well Pamela."
I feel a warmth at Diana's honest concern for me and even here wearing her usual United Nations uniform, she manages to make me wonder if I'm an in the closet lesbian.
And though Diana's her usual warm caring self I can tell that she's distracted, her eyes glued to the stage as my man sings his heart out, "D, is everything alright…? You seem distracted…"
"Hmm, yes Harley I'm quite alright…in fact this is the most I've felt relaxed in the last month…tell me who is that man on stage, looking at us with such genuine love and care in his gaze?" Diana's slightly embarrassed tone makes me smirk.
'Managing to charm the princess…so easily…I don't know who's more dangerous than you My Angel…' My heart flutters as he blows me and kiss but I hear Cheetah's deep purring and Ivy's little squeak of surprise which is adorable…you'd think with a body like her's she'd be a Paragon of sin…but she's really just a cute, shy innocent little flower…with anger issues.
"That's Harley's husband." A snicker comes from behind and I smile happily that Selena actually came.
"Selena!" I shout and spin around to pull the woman into a hug, and she holds out her hand catching my face and pushes me away, while I wheel my arms around in the air getting a round of giggles and chuckles out of everyone at our booth, which makes me happy on the inside.
"No, nope…not happening until you buy me a new skyscraper and especially a new bed after what you and your…Angel did in mine!" I blush at Selena's spilling of the beans though there's a little smirk on her lips and a happiness in her eyes when she looks between me and the stage so I know she's not really mad at me…or him, and it's not like she and Bruce don't have kinks…
'God, catching them fucking on a rough after Selena purposely botched a robbery she I and Pammy were pulling was awkward especially since old Bruce's cowl was off and she was crying no Batman I promise I'll reform and stop being a bad girl…' I feel heat filling my cheeks slightly as I remember that technically in this world my Angel is Bruce's brother…Batman's brother and then the pathetic worthless worm of a monster that is still trying to ruin any little bit of happiness in my life pops into my head, his obsession for Batman, has long revealed the mask that Batman wears in public…and I had caught Joker more than once…doing things with a Bat-themed sex doll…a male one…
"You like that Batsy don't you? hmm, you want me to fuck Bruce too okay…" Joker's voice and mad cackling ring in my head and I experience a full body shiver…rapping men wasn't something beyond the Joker's wheelhouse he had done it before…though typically only if they had Batman's build…and the women he showed any interest in remind him of his mother…I shiver again and suddenly I'm being pulled to my feet and up and stage.
"Just follow my lead, beautiful…" My head spins as my Angel kisses me, his warmth channeling through my lips as a psychiatrist, I know my mind well enough and my trauma…that I know when it starts affecting me less and every time he pushes his warmth into me it gets just a little bit easier to deal with everything.
"Give a slow…mournful country beat guys." My Angel says to the band with a smile and I don't think he realizes how dazzling that smile really is or how deadly it is to the female persuasion.
"She put me out, like the burning end of a midnight cigarette, She broke my heart…and I spent my whole life trying to forget!" The pain in those words coming from him makes my eyes water, but he gives me a signal with his beautiful expressive eyes that our part is coming up.
"I watched him drink his pain away…a
little at a time, but he never could get drunk enough to get me off his mind until the night!" I can tell my verse is over for now and I hear the girls whooping and hollering for us even Diana is joining in.
"I put that bottle to my head and pulled the trigger! I finally drove away her memory!" I feel my heart ache and stomach twist and I look around the crowd and see Victor Freeze's daughter staring at me hatefully, making me look at Angel and I suddenly understood just how bad I had truly hurt him with how I handled things I wanted to run away and hide, but he signals me and I stay rooted in place and start to follow his lead…and I feel my own pain at leaving him rise to the surface.
"Life is short…but this time it was bigger…than the strength he had to get up off his knees, I found him with his face down in the pillows…with a note that said I'll love you even after I die!" I felt a sob tear it's way through me at his words, he grabs me by my hips and pulls me against him.
"And when she buried me beneath the willows…the angels sang a whiskey lullaby, La la la la la la la, La la la la la la la, La la la la la la la, La la la la la la la!" As my la-la part ended I knew he was taking over till the end.
"The rumors flew…that everyone knew it was her fault…but nobody knew how much she blamed herself…for years and years
She tried to hide her pain…but not the whiskey on her breath!"
"She finally drank her pain away little at a time…but she never could get drunk enough to get him off her mind…until the night!" He suddenly kisses me much to the enjoyment of the crowd and me though I suddenly feel guilty kissing him…like I have betrayed him too deeply to deserve him, 'I want to run away but I don't want to leave his side ever again…'
"She put that bottle to her head and pulled the trigger! and finally drove away my memory, life is short but this time it was bigger than the strength she had to get past her pain."
'Oh my god…he's the Angel…and wait…so am I…oh my God this is a love song about them meeting in heaven when they can be together!' The realization hits me that this is how he saw his coming here.
"I saw her from the heavens and sang the whiskey lullaby…La la la la la la la, La la la la la la la, La la la la la la la, La la la la la la la, La la la la la la la, La la la la la la la, La la la la la la la, La la la la la la la."
"They found me with my face down in the pillows, still clinging to my Angel's picture for dear life, they laid me down next to him beneath the willows…while my Angel and I sang the whiskey lullaby, in the sky, La la la la la la la, La la la la la la la, La la la la la la la, La la la la la la la, La la la la la la la, La la la la la la la, La la la la la la la, La la la la la la la…"
I was in literal tears not little ones either but I was crying big ugly fat crying and he just holds my face in his big hands soft, warm…with slightly calloused hands, his thumbs constantly in motion wiping away my tears, the crowd cheering for us shouting kiss her, kiss her, I even hear Victoria cheering for me to kiss him… 'it's cute that she, cares for my Angel so much…I better be careful though or I'm going to end up making him have a massive fantasy…with my fantasies of him taking multiple lovers from my large pool of girlfriends.'
'You know I hated it when Joker would do this to me…then again he would always try to push his thumbs into my eyes…sometimes I'm thankful he threw me into that vat of chemicals…no I am thankful because if he hadn't I would have been dead long ago and never met Angel…'
"You better go join them, my girl talk sense is tingling…" My Angel's voice is light and teasing but I can tell he's uncomfortable with the praise of the people in the bar, 'Suffers from lack of confidence due to childhood abuse and neglect, he always tried to please those in his family but they abused him and then he closed himself off…' I freeze…I was just psychoanalyzing my man…Holy Shit…I just psychoanalyzed someone…that part of me has been switched off since that night.
"O-okay…we're gonna talk about your dick, and your ass and totally objectify you into a sexual object…" I find myself teasing him, finding it really cute that he could blush still after everything we'd done.
"I know…guy talk is pretty much the same, except we don't go into as much excruciating and exhausting detail…cause us guys aren't spossed to be that sensitive or observant…you we get shamed for it…we get called gay, pussy's any number of things really when we over share our feelings…and yes I can tell that you're doing that Shrink thing right now…" I suddenly realize that he's just as good at giving as he gets, though I already knew that, I think as I rub my thighs together.
'I shouldn't have bothered wearing panties…good thing I wore a skirt…' I notice how his smirk grows at my idle thoughts.
"It's a good thing you wore a skirt tonight, baby…we got a lot of time to make up for…" Angel leans in and whispers in my ear…and my world explodes into white, I feel his hands quickly moving to support me, god it feels good to be held by him again, I somehow manage to think as I cum my brains out.
I realize my legs are too weak to walk, while my head is fuzzy with pleasure and I hear him laughing, softly as he picks me up in a princess carry like I had done for him not so long ago but also so long ago, I nuzzle myself against him.
I feel him set me down between Pammy and Diana, "I honestly didn't know…I could make Harley cum like that from a little bit of…verbal teasing." I hear him murmur and I giggle, at his honest and shocked murmurings.
"Magical cock…" I hear Pammy murmur and bust a gut as my world starts to focus and Selena suddenly sits in my lap and leans her head back against my shoulder.
"Bruce broke up with me…" a shocked gasp goes around the table…but I'm not surprised.
"Was it that bitch again?!" I snarl angrily as I have a pretty good idea who Bruce cheated on her with.
"It was Talia again…" Selena murmurs, her shoulders trembling…I can tell that she's crying.
"What brought you to bring this up, sister Selena…you usually keep matters pertaining to your's and Bruce's relationship to yourself…"
"I'm pregnant…it's why I took off for a month. I had to decide if I was going to keep it or not…I don't know if I can be a single mom…and it's because he looks so much like Bruce when we were younger…when things were so much simpler…" Diana gasps as Selena's words hit her fully.
"He is the one…that, Harley I insist that you tell me everything, Bruce has been rather tight lipped…and only revealed that he found out he had a brother when giving the League a status update…and by League I mean the original League…he's even being evasive with…you know who…"
"I…I'm not sure I should…Diana…it's his story to tell…and the things he revealed to me…could be highly damaging to some of us…and it's not an easy subject for him."
"I will request his permission then!" Diana says quickly and before I can say anything Diana is up on the stage just for my Angel to turn around and get a face full of those big divine titties.
"She totally did that on purpose…" I hear Cheetah lowly yowl from the end of the booth, while Ivy snickers…and Selena just sighs sadly I find my hand unconsciously rubbing her belly and though she tries to hide it I can feel my friend relaxing into my petting like the feline she is.
"Aren't you upset…she's totally trying to seduce your man?" Selena growls questionly while turning her glaring hurt filled eyes on me, I lean in a kiss her forehead.
"I know it's silly…and a little strange…"
"Harley, you're more than just a little strange…" I freeze at that comment Slade Wilson pulls up a chair next to our booth…but I notice something in the part of his mask where there isn't usually an eye hole has an eyehole…and Slade has both his eyes.
"Stroker of Death." I greet him, making the grandfatherly man roll his eyes at me.
"One time and you still won't let it go!" He groans in frustration."
"Hey, we we're on a suicide squad together…where you shot me! so I think I can bust your balls about you jerking off in front of Waller until I feel we're even!" I pout and the old man sighs, "I said I was sorry for that…and besides you even admitted you went a little crazy and probably would have killed me by accident if I hadn't."
"So…the Princess is here and she's putting the moves on the the kid." I hear the fondness in Slades voice directed towards my Angel and I roll my eyes, 'Don't tell me the men are going to be after him too, I mean not that I blame them…but still…it doesn't make me wetter thinking about him with other men like him with other women does!'
"Looks like he's doing better…he was borderline suicidal…before tonight…I wonder what changed?" Selena snorts at Slade's question.
"Diana's divine tits." I joke while blushing, feeling aroused and guilty.
"That would do it…oh look the Princess is coming back, that's my que to leave, I'm glad you're already Quinn…and let the kid know I've brought him a few cases of my special blend will ya? I gotta hit to get to and he looks like he's about to start a number and I don't want to bother him." Slade says and I frown, most everyone here knows what Slade's blend is…it's the only thing he drinks that gets him drunk, but it's made from the most harmful, venoms and poisons known to man.
"Harley, he has given his permission for you to tell me and anyone you trust of his origins and anything you feel we should know." Diana says with a victorious smirk on her face looking to the stage I see Angel look away from me quickly with a bright blush on his face making me glare at Diana.
"You and your damn divine tits!" I complain but smile as well as my Angel quickly gets over his embarrassment at being so easily swayed by titties and smiles at me while giving me a go ahead smile.