"Open your eyes and look up."
Both hands were used to pull down the lower eyelid.
"No abnormalities in the eyelid mucosa."
"Alright, next. Open your mouth and say 'ah'."
"Ah—"
They peered into my mouth.
"No abnormalities in the oral mucosa either..."
"I'm fine, right?"
"Since we're at it, take everything off."
"Alright..."
I complied with the doctor's request without hesitation. Since we were both women, there was no sense of embarrassment.
"Alright, spread your legs. As for your private area... just some minor abrasions and slight redness. Well, that's normal for a first time."
She observed me matter-of-factly, even between my legs. Now, this was embarrassing.
"It's fine because it was your first time?"
"Well, normally, the risk is reduced, but there's no guarantee."
She spoke with a sigh.
"Since it was just last night, even if you were infected, symptoms wouldn't show yet. We'll need to monitor it. I'll take a sample from the mucosa."
She used a cotton swab to collect a sample. I barely felt anything, but when Hisui touched me, it was... overwhelming.
As she worked, she murmured into a microphone, likely using voice-to-text input.
"You wouldn't want to waste this opportunity, right?"
"I get how you feel, but don't rush things based on amateur judgment."
She lightly smacked my leg.
"Grandma Yata said she didn't smell anything bad, so it's fine."
That woman had a keen nose and a sharp intuition.
"If her sense of smell were more accurate than a doctor's test, we'd be out of a job. Do you want me to clean the area if it hurts?"
"It just feels a little stuck together."
"That's normal. Alright, put your clothes back on."
"Okay."
"Even for a first time, it looks like he was gentle with you. Guess that's some small comfort."
"He's a good person."
"Personality and disease prevention are two separate things."
She sighed.
"If we'd done this first, you would've been put in quarantine for at least a week, right?"
"You'll have some priority after quarantine, so just be patient."
"But someone else will definitely get ahead of me, right?"
"That's not something we can control. Men have the right to make their own choices."
She was blunt. Honestly, I couldn't imagine someone as adorable and seductive as Hisui staying untouched for a whole week. Not in terms of life and death, but... in a reproductive sense.
"Thanks to this, we were able to get officially registered."
Personally, I thought it was the best choice.
"Well, congratulations, I guess. But different microbiomes can still be dangerous. You should wait and see."
"The semen test came back clean, right?"
"There are things that don't show up."
"Eh—"
"Sigh... That idiot..."
She was probably one of the only people who could call Grandma Yata an idiot.
"Now, about Hisui—since he has no genetic or medical data on record, he'll need all the vaccines. We can't have him becoming a walking pandemic."
She sighed again.
"And Misago, your COVID and influenza vaccines are expired. Get them updated."
"Okay."
COVID and flu vaccines expire within six months to a year due to rapid mutations in wild strains. These diseases aren't lethal, but getting infected and having to take time off or go into quarantine is a hassle, so vaccinations are strongly recommended. Since they were covered by insurance, they weren't a financial burden.
After a quick disinfection, a needle as thin as a hair pricked my arm. It didn't hurt at all.
"The tests over there will take a while, so if you want, you can nap in an empty room. You're sleep-deprived from all the excitement, right? Your skin looks fine, but you've got slight dark circles."
"Thanks, Grandma Toki."
In the end, Grandma Toki was overprotective.
Author's note :
I support vaccinations—if there's a subsidy.
New Character: Grandma Toki ( Toki Umino)
She is Yata's daughter, but unlike Yata, who is an extraordinary "loli grandma," Toki ages normally.
Even so, she's a stunning beauty and looks about thirty.
Her hair is pure white—not dyed, just naturally white. Despite the color, it remains thick, healthy, and glossy, making it quite beautiful.
She wears reading glasses, which make her eyes appear larger and cuter.
Serious and strict, she is a key figure in regional healthcare.
One of the few people who can openly criticize Yata.
If it were anyone else, they'd probably just use some generic cleansing method and recycle the waste, which would be... problematic.
For the sake of infection control, this procedure is necessary. But if an isekai story started with someone being thrown into quarantine without question, receiving a month of vaccinations and medical observation, would anyone want to read that?
In that case, Hisui's virginity would just get taken by someone else.
I've heard that in the Marines, recruits get ten vaccinations a day without question. But in this world, men are treated as VIPs, so everything is done as safely and cautiously as possible.
No one normally thinks about these things?
Well, there's already a published book called Isekai Elf's Resident Bacteria, so there's a precedent.