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Chapter 2 - Marrying Goddess Eris?

"Ahem—!"

Eris used her right hand as a microphone and pretended to cough, as if trying to steer the conversation back on track, but Ethan was still staring at her secret with a mocking gaze, which made her face blush.

"Mr. Ethan, if you continue to harass a goddess like this, don't blame me for being rude. Teasing a goddess will be punished by heaven, you know~"

Seeing Eris's cute blue eyes gradually becoming a little dangerous, Ethan's face changed and he quickly turned his head to the side while whistling, showing that he did nothing just now, which made Eris very annoyed!

However, Eris is still Eris. After a few seconds of adjusting, she returned to being the cute and friendly neighborhood big sister, which made Ethan's eyes even more mocking.

"Then, back to the main topic, Mr. Ethan, do you choose to start from scratch and return to your own world as a baby to live a new life, or choose to have a cheat and go to another world to save those in distress and defeat the Devil King?"

At this moment, Eris finally showed her side as a goddess, her solemn appearance only gave people the impression of a noble 'holy virgin saving the world', which also made Ethan gradually become serious from his reckless appearance.

"Before that, I want to know one thing."

His sudden seriousness made Eris a little strange, but she still answered with a gentle smile: "Of course, as long as I know, I will answer without hesitation!"

This answer made Ethan's serious expression collapse, his wide eyes as if telling others what terrible thing the owner was thinking.

"As long as it's something I can say! If it's something harassing, this time I won't forgive you and let you be punished by heaven, you know~! Mr. Ethan!"

Eris, who already knew his basics, saw that lewd look and knew what Ethan was thinking in his heart, and cut him off with a blushing face before Ethan could speak the next second.

"Ahem, ahem, ahem—!" This time it was Ethan's turn to cough hard, how embarrassing!

"Calm down, how could I be that kind of person, you have to believe in me! Goddess Eris!"

"Okay, what I'm going to say has nothing to do with that aspect at all!"

Seeing Eris's cute eyes blinking with a look of 'I believe in you, you old pervert, your heart is so evil', Ethan immediately raised both hands to surrender.

"I want to ask, how did I die?"

The air suddenly became heavy.

Death!

This is the heaviest thing for anyone, it can be said that almost everyone has a psychology of denial towards their own death.

However, Eris still chose to answer this question, because this is not the first time she has answered this question, she has welcomed many deceased, and they all without exception asked this question, so she is very familiar with it, and also feels very sad because of it.

"Mr. Ethan, actually you died suddenly..."

Ah!? Ethan was stunned!

"Although it's not pleasant to say, I still want to say that Mr. Ethan died suddenly from playing games with high intensity for several days and nights in a row, and finally accidentally died suddenly when going out, may you rest in peace."

Huh!? Ethan was even more stunned!

He played games for several days and nights!?

Joking!?

Although he is an otaku, he is a strange otaku who likes to exercise, so he never stayed up late, let alone played games without rest for several days and nights in a row!

Ethan's first reaction was that Eris was teasing him, but then he denied it. Although he had teased Eris repeatedly before, Eris would not be so evil as to tease him with his death.

Then what is the reason? Ethan remembered the light he saw at the end of his death, a light strong enough to burn the sky and even the entire earth!

"Sss—!"

His head started to hurt again, Ethan shook his heavy and painful head and inhaled cold air.

'It seems that my death contains a very big secret!'

"Forget it, what did you call the cheat before?"

"The so-called cheat has many types, such as super artifacts that only exist in myths, or special abilities that are strange in movies, in short, there is everything to a level that will make Mr. Ethan stunned, of course Mr. Ethan can only choose one."

"In addition, because of the language difference between the two worlds, your brain will be slightly modified when Mr. Ethan travels, there may be some unexpected situations, you know~"

In the end, Eris chuckled a little evilly, but her cute appearance almost made Ethan kiss her directly.

"So? Weapon or ability?" Ethan looked at the pile of flyers like a small mountain that suddenly appeared in front of him and couldn't help but frown.

What the hell!? What era is this still using these ancient scrolls!?

"Huh?"

As if noticing his silence, Eris also waved her right hand weakly.

The flyer scrolls comparable to a small mountain directly turned into a projection like an electronic screen, which made Ethan give a thumbs up to Goddess Eris: "Good sister!"

"Huh?!"

Ignoring Goddess Eris's confusion, Ethan looked at the electronic screen in front of him, and his thoughts flew beyond gravity.

"Excalibur strong enough to move mountains and fill oceans after being released? Isn't this Artoria's!?"

"Knight of Owner that can turn inanimate objects touched with both hands into his own weapons? Isn't this the skill Lancelot has!? Even this is here! No wonder it's called a god! So generous!"

"Huh?! Hands that surpass the speed of sound!? This ability is useless! Except for supersonic masturbation!?"

There are so many, so many to a level that makes people stunned as Eris said, but unfortunately only one can be chosen, once chosen, all others will disappear.

"Once chosen, the others will disappear?"

Ethan suddenly shifted his gaze to Goddess Eris who was looking at him with a gentle but somewhat helpless smile.

If only one can be chosen, weapons and other abilities will be on par with him, then Goddess Eris as a guide might also be the same?

"Goddess Eris, you said cheats have many types, right!?" Ethan's sudden words made Eris a little strange, but she still explained.

"Yes, cheats have many types, such as artifacts or abilities or others..."

"Then, my cheat is to choose you! Marry me! Goddess Eris!"

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