The first day of high school was supposed to be a fresh start. A chance to meet new friends, learn new things, and behave like responsible young adults.
Unfortunately, nobody informed these six idiots.
THE LEGENDARY SCHOOL ENTRANCE
At 7:50 AM sharp, the school gates opened, and within seconds—
VROOOOM!
A bicycle blasted through the entrance like a racecar. The rider, Zhang Wei, a tall, smug-looking guy, skidded to a perfect stop, kicked one leg over the bike, and flipped his hair back dramatically.
"Behold, peasants! The greatest student of this school has arrived."
Unfortunately, before he could bask in his own glory—
BAM!
Another bicycle slammed into him at full speed.
"YOU IDIOT, MOVE!" yelled Li Jun, the second rider, as both of them crashed to the ground.
Meanwhile, from the left, Wang Lei, the skateboarder, shot down the pavement like an Olympic champion. He dodged students, jumped over a small step, and—
—slammed directly into the school gate.
"…That was intentional," he groaned from the ground.
A few feet away, Chen Tao, a boy with a steamed bun in his hand, casually strolled in while chewing. He took one look at the disaster and sighed. "First day, and we already have brain damage."
Next to him, Xu Ning, who wore all-black like an emo ninja, shook his head. "Idiots. All of them."
Just when they thought things couldn't get weirder, the last member of the group arrived…
…by running full speed down the road.
"MOVE! I OVERSLEPT!" screamed Huang Zhen, launching himself past the gate like a missile.
But because fate loved chaos—
THUD.
He tripped on his own shoelace and faceplanted straight into the pavement.
Silence.
"Bro…" Chen Tao whispered. "Are you alive?"
The fallen boy weakly raised a thumbs-up.
THE CLASSROOM SEAT WAR
Somehow, despite the worst first impressions ever, all six of them ended up in the same class.
The moment they entered, their eyes locked onto the best seats.
The window seat. The back row. The middle row power position.
And just like that—
CHAOS ERUPTED.
"I CALL WINDOW SEAT!" (Zhang Wei)
"BACK ROW IS MINE!" (Li Jun)
"LIKE HELL IT IS!" (Wang Lei)
Zhang Wei dove across the desks, Li Jun climbed over a chair, and Wang Lei ended up wrestling with Chen Tao over the same seat.
Meanwhile, Huang Zhen grabbed a chair and spun it around like a battle weapon.
"IF I CAN'T HAVE IT, NO ONE CAN!"
At one point, Xu Ning sat on a desk and sighed. "So this is how I die."
Just when things reached their peak insanity—
THE COMMANDO TEACHER ARRIVES
BANG!
A textbook slammed against the teacher's desk with the force of a bomb.
Everyone froze.
A woman stood at the front of the classroom. Tall. Intimidating. Eyes sharp like a battle-hardened soldier.
"You little punks," she sighed. "I was supposed to be a commando, but instead, I'm stuck with you."
Nobody dared to breathe.
"You think this is a fight?" She cracked her knuckles. "I've survived military drills tougher than this!"
A student gulped. "T-Teacher, are you okay?"
"Silence, soldier."
"...Huh?"
She pointed at them. "Listen up, weaklings. You. Sit here. You. There." She assigned their seats with military precision.
"If anyone dares argue, I will make you do push-ups outside until your arms beg for mercy. UNDERSTOOD?!"
"YES, MA'AM!"
The entire class saluted in terror.
THE BEGINNING OF A CHAOTIC FRIENDSHIP
After being terrifyingly forced into order, the six boys sat in defeated silence.
Until—
"Hey," Xu Ning muttered. "Your fight skills are garbage."
"Says the one who got trapped under a desk." (Wang Lei)
"At least I didn't trip on my shoelace." (Zhang Wei)
"At least I didn't get hit in the face with a notebook." (Huang Zhen)
Slowly, the teasing turned into grins.
Then laughter.
Then—
"Guys, I think we started as enemies… but we were always meant to be bros." (Li Jun)
The six of them locked eyes.
…And immediately started insulting each other again.
To be continued…