(⸝⸝⸝-﹏-⸝⸝⸝) Holy shit, I came literal buckets into that woman.
But... I can take a very educated guess that she is not on the pill.
I pity future me of 9 months. (•᷅∩•᷅ )
┐('～`;)┌ Well, that's his problem.
She was down for the count, so that left me with the task of taking down the plastic wrap around the room and bleach bombing the place.
I have been awake for the last 24 hours cleaning up a mess I didn't even make.
Once the bodies had fully dissolved, I woke Ammit up. After neutralizing the hydrochloric acid with baking soda, we toss the corpse soups into a river and melt the plastic containers.
Probably not the best thing for mother nature... and now that I think about it, if I really am immortal, I should be heavily invested in earths well being, otherwise I'm going to either be endlessly burnt by the sun or drift through space infinitely not able to die as my bodies freezes.
With the bodies disposed and the room bleached of evidence, that left one last problem.
