The tall female goblin had goosebumps and sweat running from her forehead, looking at the child that came out from her.
'Damn one night escapade.'
"Ye-Yeah. The child is mwalnwourished Hown. Haha-ha-ha."
"But. Nwot green. He too whiote? You eating while pregnwant?"
"My appetwite is uh. O-Owkay?"
"Hmm… Wwhatever, kid is my kid we have same ear!"
'All goblins have same ear, except that this one's ear is mine while his skin is not yours…'
"Yes! Hwon! Your ears are soww a like!"
"HA-HA-HA! Thought soww!"
The father, no, the not father, cradled his baby, no, his not baby.
And the time skip began. The baby had his training arc at the age of 1 day old. And, came back strong.
"Look hwon. My child! (not your child) is standing!"
"Wow! He's only 1 month!"
"HA-HA-HA! Like Fwather, Like Swon! (not your son)"
The real time skip began. He ate jucified veggies and jucified meat. Everyday, trying his best to crawl out to library like a generic isekai protagonist. He will get that knowledge!
But there's this pig with dress.
"Owww, that's dangerous, little bwaby. Mwadam will be mad at me if you kweep running by yourswelf."
His nanny.
Always getting in his way to prominence.
He is bothered by his parents in night and by this pig with dress in the morning.
There is no time for proper training arc.
'Damn.'