"The name is Saino Ishino, I came here 20 days ago. I am from another world– dimension–realm, call it whatever you want. If you read this message, please help me."
Finally, I wrote my SOS message, Now, I will remain steady here and wish for the best.
Hours passed–rushed, and still nobody came.
I am hungry, I want to eat. My vulnerable body can't stand this anymore.
It hurts. I can't stand staying here anymore.
I want to leave.
I guess I have to go find anything to consume– any edible shit will suffice.
…
I found a village away 1500 meters from here. However, once I stepped nearby. Bandits rushed into me– Trying to steal me. Luckily–I escaped.
I walked for about 23 minutes, 45 seconds.
It hurts–my legs hurt. It's a very small walk yet It's a considerable toll on my strained body.
Finally, I arrived in the glorious legendary village that will save my great life.
I entered the odd one out of a village; everyone here is wearing medieval clothes.
"HELLO MY SON," a man said with a very loud voice, simultaneously he wrapped my neck around his arm.
"Yes, yes, what do you want, Grampa?"
This is so frustrating to think about. A folk literally strangling me to death is calling me with such endearment.
"Grandpa, is that a curse, or what?"
Damn, the grip is getting tighter.
"Sorry, Grandpa– I mean sorry. Grandpa means a very old guy".
"Oh, you mean grandma."
What? Grandma? This should be dementia.
"Anyway, son, can you read for me what is written on that paper over there?".
"Fuck all old hags" I replied without thinking for a second.
The man's expression shifted in an instant, and his grip on me became stronger– seriously, I am done for.
"Thank you, my son. I will show my gratitude by inviting you over for a drink,
care to join?"
Yes, yes, yes, yes, this old hag is gonna give me something to drink, finally.
He led me to the place where those paper were hung over. Crazy, is this a bar or something? I hope it is.
Yeah, it is a bar. I am a lucky guy.
"Sit next to my child, right over here," he continued
"Mongrel, give us 2 drinks".
What kind of drink is that? Let me ask him about it real quick.
"Hey grandpa–I mean grandma, what kind of drink you ordered?"
"Our secret drink. You seem new to the place," this guy said to me with his displeasly frivolous smile.
"Wait, mongrel. don't forget out the superfluous sauce".
'Mongrel'?
That guy had a scar similar to the scar of the bandit that tried to rob me. Looks like some nefarious one I should be avoiding.
He looks like the leader of the evil guild in some manhuas I read "SSS rank goblin slayer", "SSSS rank slaver" and a lot more the same shit really. It is the same.
"Here it is, young man, and old man". The way he addressed us is a bit weird. There are a lot of choices.
"TRY IT, SON. TODAY IS THE DAY YOU BECOME A MAN" he turned his voice up again.
First sip it tasted unregular.
Second sip it tasted good.
Third sip, I lost my mind.
"What is wrong with this boy? he is laughing in a very annoying way." Said the
Old man.
"I think it is his first time".
In the same bar a woman was seated above a table– the table was covered with empty bottles. The woman cheeks were pure red. Her eyes looked as a burning forest, she was wearing a very long hat covering her red hair.
Saino stood up while laughing in an extreme, weird way. This action made the drunk witch rage. She looked at him and used one of her abilities.
"Burn, burn you dog" she said that– firing a lot of burning blasts, nearly scorching his face, but he ducked down and secured his life.
The men in the bar gathered around the witch and Saino. Subsequently, they threw him out of the door.
The witch started crying and sobbing as a child. She started whining, and talking about weird things. "My dog, my imaginary dog, he is called my imaginary dog, I love my dog, and my fish my real fish, I call her panties".
PANTIES, where are they? What happened to me? Why am I sitting next to this weird girl.
"Hey miss, what happened her?" fuck she is whining and talking about weird things.
Oh she is talking omg "can you please take me home" she started repeating it as it was her last wish.
"Ok I can do that".
"Thank you, really thank you so much".
"Where is your home, miss?"
"it is in front of you" "Where it is?"
"You can't see or what, it is the pavement" this witch, she will kill me, I will kill myself, I will try to find a place to lay her at, then I will go and leave her immediately.
Yes her it is, a corner in the street, but there are a lot of leaves thrown over here".
Im feeling so dizzy. I need to eat something, I really need.
Saino laid the witch on the leaves. as he tried to move, he fell down, losing his consciousness.
END OF CHAPTER 1.