Claude: Y'all, Teach is apparently giving us a day off
Ren: Yo nice
Claude: It's pretty sus tho
Jaune: Huh thats neat we also have a day off
Claude: Really?
Jaune: Yeah apparently tommorrow theres some unknown event going on
Claude: Suspicious
Ren: Claude out here starting his conspiracy theory arc
Ryuji Lol
Ann: @Ren @Ryuji hey you wanna hang out tomorrow
Ryuji: Yeah after school?
Ann: School was cancelled tho
Claude: HMMMMM
Ren: Wait really?
Ryuji: For real
Ann: Yep, there's a rat infestation
Luz: Funnily enough Eda hasn't given me any chores for tomorrow
Claude: Who's laughing now
Hilda: Me at your insistence on your theory
Ren: yo what was the theory
Claude: Teach has organised some sort of event based around this chat
Claude: She's been acting sus all week
Dwight: I think your overthinking stuff Claude
CHAI CHAI CHAI: No let him cook
Peppermint: Last time you cooked you tried to reason with a robot
Macaron: Wait wasn't last time he cooked when he got caught
Peppermint: fair point
Link: Guess who can use Tulin's gust anywhere now
Claude:? Tulin's gust
Link: Yeah Tulin has sage powers now which means i can summon a spirit version of him to help out including by boosting my air time
Tulin: It's pretty cool
Ren: Fucking Link basically has a persona now
Izuku MIdoriya: Hi whats going on here
Claude: I'm connecting the dots
Ren: Fucker you ain't connecting shit
Pyrrha: I must concur this seems like coincidence
Jaune: Hol up
Jaune: Let him cook
Link: Let him cook
Willow: Why is he cooking
Luz: Human slang WIllow I'll explain later
Willow: Okay
Memelord Meg: Let him cook
Memelord Meg: BTW Dwight another new killer
Dwight: Already
Memelord Meg: Yep a fucking doll too
Memelord Meg: I tried punting it but it just stabbed me and made jokes
Link: Damn doll has sass
Memelord Meg: Fr he nearly made Jeff cry
Dwight: Well we know what killer to spam flashlights on now
Memelord Meg: He fucking countered mine by blinding me when i blinded him
Dwight: Still we must get our vengance for Jeff
Claude: Yo that's the painter with the dog right
Memelord Meg: Yep and this new killer fucking said he'd put him down like his dog
Ren: You know maybe try get his full name
Ryuji: Ren no
Ryuji: I'm tired boss
Ren: Fine i'll do it myself
Ren: DFIAUFHOUPFHOUVE
Claude: You good
Ren: Morgana shut down that idea
Izuku Midoriya: Well I'm just letting you know me Ochaco and Tenya will be participating in the sports festival tomorrow
Iida Tenya: Yes so we should all get a good amount of sleep
Claude: I'm putting the sports festival on my conspiracy board
Hilda: Claude where r u i'm gonna fucking tear that shit down again
Claude: I just made this new one so stfu
Hilda:...
CHAI CHAI CHAI: Start running Claude
Claude: got it
Ren: Seriously tho Claude was looking way too much into this
Jaune: Yeah it was probably conincedence
Nedzu: Oh no it wasn't
Izuku Midoriya: WHAT THE
Ren: WTF
CHAI CHAI CHAI: YO WHAT
Claude: I FUCKING KNEW IT
Claude:eahsfduiocfu;wel\hlrijf
Nedzu: Well with that out of way. I humbly invite you all to watch the UA Sports Festival tomorrow with out first ever interdimensional broadcast using our dear {REDACTED}'s tech. For those without TV's we have arranged ones that shall work for the broadcast to be sent to your locations
Memelord Meg: YO TV
Link: One landed near me too
Hilda: We didn't get one. btw i knocked out Claude
Nedzu: I sent it to your professor
Byleth: I recieved it
Hilda: PROFESSOR
Jaune: So Ozpin was in on it too
Ozpin: Yes it would be a great learning opportunity
Ruby: Thanks headmaster
Ozpin: Your welcome
CHAI CHAI CHAI: Yo whats a sport's festival