Shaolin stood up, heart racing as the system listed off the impossible enemies he had to face.
> Target Threat: Heaven-ranked cultivators (5 total)
Recommended: Retreat or Prepare for Divine-Level Combat
He stared at the glowing text. Then screamed into the night sky:
"YOU DOG SYSTEM! Are you telling me to fight five Heaven-rankers?! Do you want me to roast myself into fried chicken?!"
> [System: LOL]
[System Displaying Emoji: (*≧▽≦)ノ Hot, you're so stupid.]
Shaolin's eye twitched violently.
"STUPID?! You stupid! Your whole system family is stupid!"
> [System: Host appears unstable.]
[Reminder: You never opened your Newbie Package.]
[It's been sitting in your inventory since the coop.]
Shaolin blinked. "...Wait what."
He yanked open the menu.
> [Newbie Starter Pack – unopened (Auto-expiration in 998 years)]
"…YOU MEAN TO TELL ME I COULD'VE HAD THIS FROM THE START?!"
> [Would you like to open it now?]
[Y/N]
He slapped [Y] so hard the spiritual energy shook the fire.
Ding!
> [Congratulations! You have received:]
1x Supreme God Form Card – Transform for 24 hours
1x Divine Skill: Flame Emperor's Domain
1x World Creation Card – Unlocks Miniature Flame Realm (100m radius)
Shaolin stared. Then started laughing like a maniac.
"HAHAHAHA! Come at me now, you immortal cowards! This chicken's about to become a phoenix emperor! The show's about to begin!"
> [System: Now you're talking.]
[Quest Status: Updated – "Wings of Vengeance" Mode Activated]
[Enjoy the fireworks, hot stuff.]